SURVIVOR III : ZOMBIE MALL Game Thread (And the Susan Lucci is...Hotrod!) - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 02:08 PM

So here's a joke.

What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?

A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 02:14 PM

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Yawn.

Things are pretty dead around here this afternoon.

zombies, go figure.

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dude

So here's a joke.

What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?

A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.

Whats blue, red, and goes poop?

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 02:23 PM

I give up.

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 02:29 PM

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I give up.

papa smurf. lame I know.

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 02:33 PM

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 02:39 PM

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I hope he gets brainy baby (I hated that guy)

ludo21 · 03-05-2006, 03:29 PM

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I hope he gets brainy baby (I hated that guy)

why just caz he was smarter than ya?

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 03:34 PM

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why just caz he was smarter than ya?

thems fighting words.

Mtbrncofn · 03-05-2006, 04:18 PM

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I guarantee you it would hurt your eyes and disgust you, MT.... restraint is no doubt the wiser choice with this pic...

Ok, that kind of warning will do it for me. Thanks for sparing me.

TheDave · 03-05-2006, 04:45 PM

This sucks... buch of zombies outside...buch of backstabers inside. No real way of winning this one...

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 04:52 PM

All I can say is that I've never seen a slower field of contestants.

I know the deadline isn't until noon on Monday, but this group must be real busy packing it's provisions or something, because Michael Dean Perry moves faster than most of you.

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 04:54 PM

All I know is Im the type of guy that will open the door and let the zombies in if I think Im next

TheDave · 03-05-2006, 04:54 PM

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All I can say is that I've never seen a slower field of contestants.

I know the deadline isn't until noon on Monday, but this group must be real busy packing it's provisions or something, because Michael Dean Perry moves faster than most of you.

begging for your life takes time, OD...

was alot easier too when people were rep whores

Ratboy · 03-05-2006, 05:51 PM

Hey, I'm back from ESPN Weekend, Got to see John Lynch, but didnt get an autograph or picture.

Chad Johnson wouldnt sign and Hines Ward still has a smile on his face.

Ratboy · 03-05-2006, 05:52 PM

Anyone wanna fill me up on whats going on?

TheDave · 03-05-2006, 06:05 PM

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Anyone wanna fill me up on whats going on?

same thing different day... lots of lying, lots of scheming... the usual

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 06:15 PM

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Anyone wanna fill me up on whats going on?

Basically, you have until noon, Denver time, tomorrow (March 6th) to PM me with your vote.

Other aspects of this edition of Survivor are posted at the top of this thread.

Blueflame · 03-05-2006, 06:20 PM

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All I can say is that I've never seen a slower field of contestants.

I know the deadline isn't until noon on Monday, but this group must be real busy packing it's provisions or something, because Michael Dean Perry moves faster than most of you.

Speaking of speed, are the zombies the slow-moving, lethargic type (a la the George Romero "classic" zombies) or the fast-moving kind (like those in 28 Days)? Inquiring minds want to know...

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 06:22 PM

That would depend whether you're in Housewares, Sporting Goods, Health & Beauty, the Pharmacy, Electronics, or Toys.

Personally, I'd avoid the Pharmacy.

DBroncos4life · 03-05-2006, 06:32 PM

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That would depend whether you're in Housewares, Sporting Goods, Health & Beauty, the Pharmacy, Electronics, or Toys.

Personally, I'd avoid the Pharmacy.

I thought the samething. That place locks down damn good, then there are the drugs.

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 06:34 PM

Because this is a Super-Walmart, we also have a bakery, a meat & produce section, canned goods, a dairy and all that.

There's also a built in Taco Bell for the ones who swing that way.

Over on the other side we have Clothes, Shoes, Fabrics and Jewelry. Those guys hoping to hook up with Hot Zombie Chicks should probably check out those sections.

We also have a Lawn & Garden Department, as well as Paint and an Automotive section. While there are lots of good defensive weapons over there, Hot Zombie Chicks aren't really in big supply.

BTW, we have everything tagged with sensors, and a whole bunch of security cameras (a couple of which actually work) so don't even think about stealing anything when the game is over.

TheDave · 03-05-2006, 06:39 PM

why is Shack stocking up on the KY?

Old Dude · 03-05-2006, 07:01 PM

Our friendly staff is busy stocking the store for all your zombie defense needs:

And, though it took some political string-pulling, the Child labor laws have been temporarily suspended:

Our staff is there to support you around the clock:

Did I mention Health & Beauty?

Be sure to say hi to our manager!

ludo21 · 03-05-2006, 07:12 PM

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Let me make it easy for you.

Now I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that she doesn't have a date for the prom.

ahhh...... ok, id take that whore out in a second.

BTW, i think this thread would get more hits in the GD. Im a noob at this game so im not sure if it was in OT last time.

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03-05-2006, 02:08 PM	#51
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211	So here's a joke. What's blue, red, and goes "pop"? A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.

03-05-2006, 02:23 PM	#54
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211	I give up.

03-05-2006, 02:33 PM	#56
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211

03-05-2006, 04:45 PM	#61
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	This sucks... buch of zombies outside...buch of backstabers inside. No real way of winning this one...

03-05-2006, 04:52 PM	#62
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211	All I can say is that I've never seen a slower field of contestants. I know the deadline isn't until noon on Monday, but this group must be real busy packing it's provisions or something, because Michael Dean Perry moves faster than most of you.

03-05-2006, 04:54 PM	#63
DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,928 Adopt-a-Bronco: Julius "Fluff"	All I know is Im the type of guy that will open the door and let the zombies in if I think Im next

03-05-2006, 05:51 PM	#65
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,289	Hey, I'm back from ESPN Weekend, Got to see John Lynch, but didnt get an autograph or picture. Chad Johnson wouldnt sign and Hines Ward still has a smile on his face.

03-05-2006, 05:52 PM	#66
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,289	Anyone wanna fill me up on whats going on?

03-05-2006, 06:22 PM	#70
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211	That would depend whether you're in Housewares, Sporting Goods, Health & Beauty, the Pharmacy, Electronics, or Toys. Personally, I'd avoid the Pharmacy.

03-05-2006, 06:34 PM	#72
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,211	Because this is a Super-Walmart, we also have a bakery, a meat & produce section, canned goods, a dairy and all that. There's also a built in Taco Bell for the ones who swing that way. Over on the other side we have Clothes, Shoes, Fabrics and Jewelry. Those guys hoping to hook up with Hot Zombie Chicks should probably check out those sections. We also have a Lawn & Garden Department, as well as Paint and an Automotive section. While there are lots of good defensive weapons over there, Hot Zombie Chicks aren't really in big supply. BTW, we have everything tagged with sensors, and a whole bunch of security cameras (a couple of which actually work) so don't even think about stealing anything when the game is over.

03-05-2006, 06:39 PM	#73
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	why is Shack stocking up on the KY?