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Old 02-11-2006, 05:28 PM   #1
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It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.

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Old 02-11-2006, 05:31 PM   #2
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front page of what paper? The Mock Times?
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Old 02-11-2006, 05:33 PM   #3
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No it wasn't the Wall Street Journal. Mock runs that paper.
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:01 PM   #4
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It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.
There's something wrong with you, Mock.
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Like what? Being amused she put a cream pie in the principles face? That yet another kitten was given a crown? STFU 3 of the girls have gotten either Homecoming crowns and then this silly SnowBall crown. Lisa made the all star conference team as a point guard. Screw you.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:00 PM   #6
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Like what? Being amused she put a cream pie in the principles face? That yet another kitten was given a crown? STFU 3 of the girls have gotten either Homecoming crowns and then this silly SnowBall crown. Lisa made the all star conference team as a point guard. Screw you.
Don't let them get to ya mock that's a nice story, thanks for sharing.

Now lets see some more of those pictures of the kittens on that bicycle
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:23 PM   #7
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Those are copyrighted by Vivid Video.
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How come we never see any pics of them Mock?
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:20 PM   #9
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My scanner is unhooked after I got the new puter.

newspaper print doesn't scan well either.

here ya go...In case you think I'm a liar.

http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/

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Old 02-11-2006, 08:22 PM   #10
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My scanner is unhooked after I got the new puter.

newspaper print doesn't scan well either.
Link us to the newspaper website.

If you don't know the website, tell us the name of the newspaper and we'll find it
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This was right after the crowd was chanting for them to kiss....pretty cute IMO...

hell, I know it looks cornball...it is cornball...but they have good healthy fun...then she did an Edna on his jock strap in his camaro...J/k...they are basically good girls but have a bit too much mock in them at times....

http://www.esthervilledailynews.com/

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She's cute.
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The truth mock did not want to share.



He now must cross the street when he sees his own niece coming.
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The truth mock did not want to share.



He now must cross the street when he sees his own niece coming.
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Back when Mock was king and had hair....

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In his best Bill Murray voice:

The crowd is going crazy and they are hanging on the rafters....
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I don't know anything about photoshop, but if someone would go around and make the bleachers full and a few monkeys hanging from the rafters she would be amused.

Lisa the point guard is the real star honestly, she is buff. They are all different.
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I cross the street if I see that!
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Dude.. the basketball team name = "the Midgets"

How did that survive political correctness?
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My bad mock.. i was under the impression you were talking about your cats again... I figured you got REALLY bored and started making up cat stories...

i guess i'm out of the loop on this one
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No Problem....Beezer isn't a kitten...mock's kittens are my neices.

Beezer is a huge sausage on the comforter right now....
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It's offseason, so I will brag a little again about Mock's kittens.

Michelle was named the Snowball Queen. The King and Queen were hesitant to kiss, both shy, but the crowd started chanting and eventually they got a cheek kiss out of the two. It was on the front page of the paper. Both probably didn't want to make their BF/GF jealous...it was pretty amusing.

Anyway, a lottery was held before her announcement/coronation, and oddly enough, she got the honor of picking a victim of a cream pie...she went right to the principal and smacked him good...that is also on the front page. A good time was had by all. The principal is laughing his ass off.
That's a pretty dubious honour.
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That's a pretty dubious honour.
I immediatly thought of the scene from Clerks when I read that too.
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Dude.. the basketball team name = "the Midgets"

How did that survive political correctness?
How the Estherville team became the Midgets is still a mystery, but my neices all go to Armstrong 20 miles east.

Lisa is a world class athlete if she puts her mind to it.
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