Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls - The Orange Mane

ghwk · 01-07-2009, 12:11 PM

I'm just speechless. Especially the rudeness of leaving them in an alley after having had his way with them. Shouldn't he at least taken them out for a meal and a few drinks?

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A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.

Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.

He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.

The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.

Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.

Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.

Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall.

"He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."

Spider · 01-07-2009, 01:04 PM

I hope they didnt catch me on Video ......... that would be hard to explain ..... But those dolls were just begging for it

Crushaholic · 01-07-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

Do we really need to know his "method of entry" if he's just having carnal affairs with dolls?

Hotrod · 01-07-2009, 01:08 PM

WTF

doesnt dude have cable and a pair of tub socks

ghwk · 01-07-2009, 01:09 PM

Well you know, if he's squeezing through tight holes that seems pertinent to the story.

Smiling Assassin27 · 01-07-2009, 01:14 PM

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“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Yeah, but selling blow up dolls custom made for this activity is TOTALLY ordinary...

ghwk · 01-07-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Smiling Assassin27

Yeah, but selling blow up dolls custom made for this activity is TOTALLY ordinary...

Really I thought they were only for frat parties, but maybe that's what goes on at a frat party.

ak1971 · 01-07-2009, 02:03 PM

Is this Bob from KC?

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

I hope they didnt catch me on Video ......... that would be hard to explain ..... But those dolls were just begging for it

Damn dude, is there anything you won't hit? (and Bob from KC does not count because I think you would hit that, it just would be with your truck)

SoCalBronco · 01-08-2009, 08:06 PM

Wow...Bob, you really have no shame.

ElwayMD · 01-09-2009, 08:22 AM

This wouldn't happen if those damn slutty dolls weren't parading around in next to nothing!

01-07-2009, 12:11 PM	#1
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,845 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls I'm just speechless. Especially the rudeness of leaving them in an alley after having had his way with them. Shouldn't he at least taken them out for a meal and a few drinks? * A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane. Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days. His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports. The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them. “He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said. “It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.” Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions. He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building. The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system. Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief. Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene. Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall. "He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin." Last edited by ghwk; 01-07-2009 at 12:15 PM..

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01-07-2009, 01:04 PM	#2
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I hope they didnt catch me on Video ......... that would be hard to explain ..... But those dolls were just begging for it

01-07-2009, 01:08 PM	#4
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	WTF doesnt dude have cable and a pair of tub socks

01-07-2009, 01:09 PM	#5
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,845 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	Well you know, if he's squeezing through tight holes that seems pertinent to the story.

01-07-2009, 02:03 PM	#8
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,536	Is this Bob from KC?

01-09-2009, 08:22 AM	#11
ElwayMD It Stinks! Meet the New Boss... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,509 Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder	This wouldn't happen if those damn slutty dolls weren't parading around in next to nothing!