For those who always wondered.....

[TailgateNut]

>>> Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde
>>> girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right
>>> behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked
>>> the experience.
>>>
>>> "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
>>> all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
>>> killing each other over 25 cents."
>>>
>>> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>>>
>>> "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
>>> the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
>>> quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

[defenseman]

My wifes an Italian blond, I'll have to share that one with her.....dman