Todd Sauerbrun vs. Chuck Norris - The Orange Mane

DomCasual · 01-17-2006, 01:45 PM

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk and kill.

God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. Todd Sauerbrun gave him 6.

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Todd Sauerbrun isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Todd Sauerbrun.

Go ahead and banish this thread to the butt.

The Big E · 01-17-2006, 01:47 PM

You sir, are a funny, warped individual.

DomCasual · 01-17-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Big E

You sir, are a funny, warped individual.

That's the kindest thing anyone has said to me all day!

Garcia Bronco · 01-17-2006, 01:57 PM

I've got mind control over Todd Sauerbaun....when he tells me to shut up...I stop talkin....but when he leave...I start talking again.

Bronx33 · 01-17-2006, 02:04 PM

ATTN! Tedy Bruschi was proven only human...................that is all!

anthonypacino · 01-17-2006, 02:06 PM

steroids work! (or maybe just fundamental football/helmet on ball side while making a tackle.)

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:09 PM

Todd Sauerbrun only wears rabid wolverines for underwear.

Kaylore · 01-17-2006, 02:10 PM

I was thinking about doing a thread like this.

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:14 PM

Gotta love it.

Continental Drift is caused by the Earth trying to make room for Todd Sauerbrun.

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:15 PM

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

anthonypacino · 01-17-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYBronc

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

thats the first thing that made me laugh today, awesome!

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:17 PM

Todd Sauerbrun rarely has to leave his house. If he wants to go somewhere, he just tells it to "get the **** over here".

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:22 PM

Todd Sauerbrun invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.

BMF Bronco · 01-17-2006, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYBronc

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

that's some funny shiite!

Atlas · 01-17-2006, 02:27 PM

More and more like chef planet everyday

Kaylore · 01-17-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYBronc

Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

freak6 · 01-17-2006, 02:33 PM

Todd Sauerbraun took up an offseason job in Liberty, CO. He helps out with transgender operations, it's not much of a change from his work with the Broncos, kicking balls off.

Mile High Shack · 01-17-2006, 02:35 PM

Sauerbrun doesn't take steroids

Body builders takes Sauerbruns

Rulon Velvet Jones · 01-17-2006, 02:35 PM

Sounds oddly familiar...hmmmmmm

DomCasual · 01-17-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rulon Velvet Jones

Sounds oddly familiar...hmmmmmm

Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.

ludo21 · 01-17-2006, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Yeah, my apologies. I thought the thread would only work from a deja vu perspective if I copied verbatim the first post of the Bruschi thread.

o it will

]Why even have a coverage unit. Todd can can kcik and tackle all by himself!!

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:43 PM

Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 01-17-2006, 02:45 PM

Good thread.

Todd does not make tackles, he just commands the earth to open an swallow the opponent.

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:55 PM

Against popular viewpoint Todd Sauerbrun invented the phrase, "Oh snap," after breaking the back of Ellis Hobbs

NYBronc · 01-17-2006, 02:59 PM

One must promptly recognize Todd Sauerbrun... always. One time, my buddy said, "Is that Todd Sau-", and his head exploded.

01-17-2006, 01:45 PM	#1
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Todd Sauerbrun vs. Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk and kill. God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. Todd Sauerbrun gave him 6. Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Todd Sauerbrun isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Todd Sauerbrun. Go ahead and banish this thread to the butt.

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01-17-2006, 01:47 PM	#2
The Big E Ring of Famer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hermosa Beach Posts: 1,910	You sir, are a funny, warped individual.

01-17-2006, 01:57 PM	#4
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,989 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	I've got mind control over Todd Sauerbaun....when he tells me to shut up...I stop talkin....but when he leave...I start talking again.

01-17-2006, 02:04 PM	#5
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	ATTN! Tedy Bruschi was proven only human...................that is all!

01-17-2006, 02:06 PM	#6
anthonypacino off season mode Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 2,283	steroids work! (or maybe just fundamental football/helmet on ball side while making a tackle.)

01-17-2006, 02:09 PM	#7
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Todd Sauerbrun only wears rabid wolverines for underwear.

01-17-2006, 02:10 PM	#8
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,013 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I was thinking about doing a thread like this.

01-17-2006, 02:14 PM	#9
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Gotta love it. Continental Drift is caused by the Earth trying to make room for Todd Sauerbrun.

01-17-2006, 02:15 PM	#10
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Todd Sauerbrun is what Willis was talking about.

01-17-2006, 02:17 PM	#12
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Todd Sauerbrun rarely has to leave his house. If he wants to go somewhere, he just tells it to "get the **** over here".

01-17-2006, 02:22 PM	#13
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Todd Sauerbrun invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.

01-17-2006, 02:27 PM	#15
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	More and more like chef planet everyday

01-17-2006, 02:33 PM	#17
freak6 3,631 - WAKE UP!!!! Impeach President Cheney and Puppet Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,651 Adopt-a-Bronco: MJK	Todd Sauerbraun took up an offseason job in Liberty, CO. He helps out with transgender operations, it's not much of a change from his work with the Broncos, kicking balls off.

01-17-2006, 02:35 PM	#18
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	Sauerbrun doesn't take steroids Body builders takes Sauerbruns

01-17-2006, 02:35 PM	#19
Rulon Velvet Jones You're not really here. Tight Butthole Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,597 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rent-A-DC	Sounds oddly familiar...hmmmmmm

01-17-2006, 02:43 PM	#22
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.

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Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Good thread. Todd does not make tackles, he just commands the earth to open an swallow the opponent.

01-17-2006, 02:55 PM	#24
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	Against popular viewpoint Todd Sauerbrun invented the phrase, "Oh snap," after breaking the back of Ellis Hobbs

01-17-2006, 02:59 PM	#25
NYBronc Ring of Famer pka young wu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brookhaven, NY Posts: 1,437	One must promptly recognize Todd Sauerbrun... always. One time, my buddy said, "Is that Todd Sau-", and his head exploded.