Tedy Bruschi v. Chuck Norris - Page 9 - The Orange Mane

RaiderH8r · 01-10-2006, 01:57 PM

Tedy Bruschi likes asbestos on his Wheaties. Tedy Bruschi stays regular like that.

Old Dude · 01-10-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bendog

Tedy's handling of the dinosaur poop problem is why the earth hasn't been hit by an Asteroid. Asteroid's are scared of him.

But he killed the dinosaurs to make himself a thong.

Thunderstruck · 01-10-2006, 02:03 PM

Mount Bruschi preparing to erupt on the poor, unsuspecting souls of Invesco.

bendog · 01-10-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dude

But he killed the dinosaurs to make himself a thong.

And it's too small.

Bronx33 · 01-10-2006, 02:08 PM

Papa smurf howling at the moon before the kill

RaiderH8r · 01-10-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bendog

And it's too small.

Going back to, "Tedy Bruschi isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Tedi Bruschi."

Victor · 01-10-2006, 02:09 PM

Tedy Bruschi laughs at health issues...after kicking his strokes ass, he's decided to have a heart attack in summers 2006, colitis in 2007 and follow that up with liver flukes in 2008. He's going to whip them all and come back stronger and still play till he's 45.

Then he's going to Dance with the Stars and kick Jerry Rice's ass.

RaiderH8r · 01-10-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by EWangsness

Tedy Bruschi laughs at health issues...after kicking his strokes ass, he's decided to have a heart attack in summers 2006, colitis in 2007 and follow that up with liver flukes in 2008. He's going to whip them all and come back stronger and still play till he's 45.

Then he's going to Dance with the Stars and kick Jerry Rice's ass.

Tedy Bruschi doesn't dance, he boogies. And when Tedy Bruschi boogies the room moves around Tedy Bruschi.

Bronx33 · 01-10-2006, 02:18 PM

Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock..

FADERPROOF · 01-10-2006, 02:20 PM

That was not an act of God that saved Vincent and Jules in the movie Pulp Fiction, it was Ted Bruschi that deflected all of the bullets.

bendog · 01-10-2006, 02:21 PM

Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock..

So that's what happened to the Ozark Mtn Range

Spider · 01-10-2006, 02:21 PM

If Bruschi steals Tom Bradys Visa card , will the Metaphores Protect Brady ?

Taco John · 01-10-2006, 02:22 PM

We refer to it as boating. Tedy likes to call it "swimming with people on my back."

watermock · 01-10-2006, 02:27 PM

What amazes me are that there are so many closet comeidans.

I'm honstlly out of takes.

DomCasual · 01-10-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sideburn

Tedy Bruschi was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "awesomeness." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Tedy omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Who could make something like that up? That's pure genius!

RaiderH8r · 01-10-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by watermock

What amazes me are that there are so many closet comeidans.

I'm honstlly out of takes.

Tedy Bruschi is amused.

Mile High Shack · 01-10-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Tedy Bruschi is amused.

Bruschi doesn't laugh, when he is amused he thunders down from Mt. Olympus creating various anamolies in the weather pattern

Taco John · 01-10-2006, 02:36 PM

How many Tedy Bruschi's does it take to change a light bulb?

One... to kick your ass for asking the question, scoop your ass up, put a lightbulb in your hand, and throw your ass up on a chair to get it done.

McDortoh · 01-10-2006, 02:41 PM

This has to atleast get HOF consideration

BroncosCanada · 01-10-2006, 02:45 PM

Tedy Bruschi sleeps on a bed of nails...and then eats it for breakfast.

TheDave · 01-10-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncosCanada

Tedy Bruschi sleeps on a bed of nails...and then eats it for breakfast.

Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.

BroncosCanada · 01-10-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDave

Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.

He pretends to sleep, to show sleep challenged children how to do it.

Mile High Shack · 01-10-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDave

Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.

gods do not need sleep

Thunderstruck · 01-10-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Who could make something like that up? That's pure genius!

Dan Brown? Pierre Plantard? Dianne Sawyer?

Mile High Shack · 01-10-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Thunderstruck

Dan Brown? Pierre Plantard? Dianne Sawyer?

Bruschi doesn't watch the news

Bruschi IS the news

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01-10-2006, 01:57 PM	#201
RaiderH8r I demand accountability This...is my FANSTICK! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: On the outside looking in. Posts: 6,822 Adopt-a-Bronco: Al Wilson.still	Tedy Bruschi likes asbestos on his Wheaties. Tedy Bruschi stays regular like that.

01-10-2006, 02:03 PM	#203
Thunderstruck Just Drafted Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 48	Mount Bruschi preparing to erupt on the poor, unsuspecting souls of Invesco.

01-10-2006, 02:08 PM	#205
Bronx33 Dude! socialism stinks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 36,318 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Papa smurf howling at the moon before the kill

01-10-2006, 02:09 PM	#207
Victor The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 597 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker	Tedy Bruschi laughs at health issues...after kicking his strokes ass, he's decided to have a heart attack in summers 2006, colitis in 2007 and follow that up with liver flukes in 2008. He's going to whip them all and come back stronger and still play till he's 45. Then he's going to Dance with the Stars and kick Jerry Rice's ass.

01-10-2006, 02:18 PM	#209
Bronx33 Dude! socialism stinks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 36,318 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock..

01-10-2006, 02:20 PM	#210
FADERPROOF Bucknuts Colossus Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Eastlake OH Posts: 17,165	That was not an act of God that saved Vincent and Jules in the movie Pulp Fiction, it was Ted Bruschi that deflected all of the bullets.

01-10-2006, 02:21 PM	#211
bendog Marginally Continent Lagarrett Blount my homy Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 14,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: Maurice Claret	Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock.. So that's what happened to the Ozark Mtn Range

01-10-2006, 02:21 PM	#212
Spider Mr Diplomacy Drama Llama is ing nuts Join Date: May 2001 Location: my pick = barryr n texican boob elope Posts: 77,214 Adopt-a-Bronco: Orton	If Bruschi steals Tom Bradys Visa card , will the Metaphores Protect Brady ?

01-10-2006, 02:22 PM	#213
Taco John 24/7 Broncos Goodbye. I love you boy. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 44,742 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	We refer to it as boating. Tedy likes to call it "swimming with people on my back."

01-10-2006, 02:27 PM	#214
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,035	What amazes me are that there are so many closet comeidans. I'm honstlly out of takes.

01-10-2006, 02:36 PM	#218
Taco John 24/7 Broncos Goodbye. I love you boy. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 44,742 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	How many Tedy Bruschi's does it take to change a light bulb? One... to kick your ass for asking the question, scoop your ass up, put a lightbulb in your hand, and throw your ass up on a chair to get it done.

01-10-2006, 02:41 PM	#219
McDortoh Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 24,823 Adopt-a-Bronco: STG	This has to atleast get HOF consideration

01-10-2006, 02:45 PM	#220
BroncosCanada Solid Starter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 112	Tedy Bruschi sleeps on a bed of nails...and then eats it for breakfast.