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Old 01-10-2006, 01:57 PM   #201
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Tedy Bruschi likes asbestos on his Wheaties. Tedy Bruschi stays regular like that.
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:58 PM   #202
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Tedy's handling of the dinosaur poop problem is why the earth hasn't been hit by an Asteroid. Asteroid's are scared of him.
But he killed the dinosaurs to make himself a thong.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:03 PM   #203
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Mount Bruschi preparing to erupt on the poor, unsuspecting souls of Invesco.

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Old 01-10-2006, 02:06 PM   #204
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But he killed the dinosaurs to make himself a thong.
And it's too small.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:08 PM   #205
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:08 PM   #206
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And it's too small.
Going back to, "Tedy Bruschi isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Tedi Bruschi."
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:09 PM   #207
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Tedy Bruschi laughs at health issues...after kicking his strokes ass, he's decided to have a heart attack in summers 2006, colitis in 2007 and follow that up with liver flukes in 2008. He's going to whip them all and come back stronger and still play till he's 45.

Then he's going to Dance with the Stars and kick Jerry Rice's ass.

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Old 01-10-2006, 02:14 PM   #208
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Tedy Bruschi laughs at health issues...after kicking his strokes ass, he's decided to have a heart attack in summers 2006, colitis in 2007 and follow that up with liver flukes in 2008. He's going to whip them all and come back stronger and still play till he's 45.

Then he's going to Dance with the Stars and kick Jerry Rice's ass.

Tedy Bruschi doesn't dance, he boogies. And when Tedy Bruschi boogies the room moves around Tedy Bruschi.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:18 PM   #209
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Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock..
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:20 PM   #210
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That was not an act of God that saved Vincent and Jules in the movie Pulp Fiction, it was Ted Bruschi that deflected all of the bullets.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:21 PM   #211
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Tedy Bruschi shaves with a sharp rock..

So that's what happened to the Ozark Mtn Range
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:21 PM   #212
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If Bruschi steals Tom Bradys Visa card , will the Metaphores Protect Brady ?
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:22 PM   #213
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We refer to it as boating. Tedy likes to call it "swimming with people on my back."
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:27 PM   #214
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What amazes me are that there are so many closet comeidans.

I'm honstlly out of takes.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:28 PM   #215
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Tedy Bruschi was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "awesomeness." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Tedy omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Who could make something like that up? That's pure genius!
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:28 PM   #216
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What amazes me are that there are so many closet comeidans.

I'm honstlly out of takes.
Tedy Bruschi is amused.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:35 PM   #217
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Tedy Bruschi is amused.
Bruschi doesn't laugh, when he is amused he thunders down from Mt. Olympus creating various anamolies in the weather pattern
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:36 PM   #218
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How many Tedy Bruschi's does it take to change a light bulb?

One... to kick your ass for asking the question, scoop your ass up, put a lightbulb in your hand, and throw your ass up on a chair to get it done.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:41 PM   #219
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This has to atleast get HOF consideration
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Tedy Bruschi sleeps on a bed of nails...and then eats it for breakfast.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:47 PM   #221
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Tedy Bruschi sleeps on a bed of nails...and then eats it for breakfast.

Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:49 PM   #222
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Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.
He pretends to sleep, to show sleep challenged children how to do it.
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Rember, Tedi Bruschi does not sleep...He waits.
gods do not need sleep
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:51 PM   #224
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Who could make something like that up? That's pure genius!
Dan Brown? Pierre Plantard? Dianne Sawyer?
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:54 PM   #225
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Dan Brown? Pierre Plantard? Dianne Sawyer?
Bruschi doesn't watch the news

Bruschi IS the news
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