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Old 01-05-2006, 09:13 AM   #1
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18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear.
2. Experience supersonic hearing!
3. Overcome your most primal urge!
4. Feel no pain!
5. Clear your stuffed nose!
6. Fight fire without water!
7. Cure your toothache without opening your mouth!
8. Make burns disappear!
9. Stop the world from spinning!
10. Unstitch your side!
11. Stanch blood with a single finger!
12. Make your heart stand still!
13. Thaw your brain!
14. Prevent near-sightedness!
15. Wake the dead!
16. Impress your friends!
17. Breathe underwater!
18. Read minds!


http://health.msn.com/menshealth/art...940&GT1=7538#1

I'm interested in trying the bloody nose technique.
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Old 01-11-2006, 03:39 PM   #2
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Old 01-11-2006, 03:43 PM   #3
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5. Clear your stuffed nose!
Forget Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses start to drain.

that was interesting
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:10 AM   #4
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i have a problem with my sinus's backing up into my ear canal, i found by putting tissues in my ears (ear plugs) it changes the pressure in my head and causes it to drain.
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:52 PM   #5
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There is also the Felix Unger method of repeatedly making a loud "Fneh" noise right before bedtime.
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Old 01-14-2006, 02:17 PM   #6
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This is some interesting stuff.
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