|12-13-2005, 07:13 AM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Are YOU cut out to be a Raider? (Quiz)
QUIZ: Are YOU cut out to be a Raider?
1. How many yards does it take to make a first down?
Correct answer: E -- After factoring in the 20 yards you've already been penalized for holding, false starts, illegal motion and and intentional grounding.
2. What is correct spelling of the former backup (now injured) quarterback's name?
A) Evans (Vince)
B) Lowe (Rob)
C) Johnson (Rob)
D) Mirer (Rick)
E) Tuiasosohcrap (Marques)
Correct answer: E -- Hey, it's tough to read all those letters on his jersey when he was always on his back.
3. Which group did Al Davis help create?
A) League of Nations
B) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
C) American Football League
D) American Bar Association
E) Aging Millionaires of Northern California
Correct answer: E -- Partial credit for answering D, which he merely helped fund.
4. Who has the most yards this season?
A) Kerry Collins passing
B) Robert Gallery holding
C) Shane Lechler punting
D) Randy Moss receiving
E) LaMont Jordan rushing
Correct answer: C -- Maybe he'll send postcards from Hawaii.
5. What is the state bird of California?
A) California Valley Quail
B) California Condor
C) Extended Middle Finger
D) Kerry Collins Out-Pattern Duck
E) Western Speckled Thrush
Correct answer: D -- It's well-known for seeking out visitors to Oakland.
6. Who was the California governor that was recalled last year?
A) Al Davis
B) Baron Davis
C) Betty Davis
D) Gray Davis
E) Sammy Davis
Correct answer: D -- Team captains investigating whether the same procedure can be used on coaching staffs.
7. Which provides prisoners the toughest escape?
B) Norv Turner's doghouse
C) Black Hole at Network Associates Coliseum
D) I-280 at rush hour
E) Sebastian Janikowski's place
Correct answer: E -- Like visiting Mexico, visitors are advised to bring their own water.
8. Which of the following is not extinct?
A) Dodo Bird
B) Norv Turner
C) Passenger Pigeon
D) Caribbean Monk Seal
E) Kerry Collins
Correct answer: E -- Easy one, as the other four are long past saving.
9. You feel as if your boss' poor decisions are negating your efforts at work. How should you deal with your concerns?
A) Broach the subject with your immediate supervisor
B) Send him/her a polite memo requesting a private meeting
C) Keep your concerns to yourself and wait for someone else to act
D) Borrow a co-worker's gamma hydroxybutate and spike boss' coffee
E) Address your concerns to the national media
Correct answer: E -- Norv isn't much of a coffee drinker.
10. What political issue concerns you most?
B) Right-to-work laws
C) Prescription drugs for seniors
D) Tax cuts
E) War on terrorism
Correct answer: C -- It's the issue that hits closest to home for most Raiders.
0-3: Sorry, you clearly don't have a commitment to ignorance.
4-6: Keep working and Al Davis might sign you after you're past your prime.
7-10: Congratulations, are you interested in coaching the Raiders next year?
Actually, the funniest part of all this is that the quiz is 3 years old - I found it on ESPN.com. But I just took out Bill Callahan, Rich Gannon and Jerry Rice, and inserted Norv Turner, Collins and Moss instead! And it works perfectly!
Last edited by BroncoBuff; 12-13-2005 at 07:16 AM..
|12-13-2005, 07:30 AM||#2|
How about some Tapenade!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: The Coaches Cradle...Eastern Illinois University
11. When you think of going to a footbal game, you think of:
A) Tailgating with some fellow rowdies
B) Cheering on you team with 70,000 other fans
C) Hitting that concession stand for all its worth
D) Wearing lots of make-up
E) Bringing you gun
Correct answer: D, partial credit for E