2005 Chief Census Form - The Orange Mane

ozomulsion · 11-29-2005, 06:15 PM

I posted this in a smack thread a while back. Most didn't get to see it. Enjoy! After all, it is Chief's week.

Editor's note: This would be offensive to Chief fans ...
if they could read!

Last name: ________________

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed
[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister
[_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Number of road kills presently in your freezer?
[ ] 3
[ ] 5
[ ] 10 or more

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
______________________________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(Check appropriate box)

[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

Rausch · 11-29-2005, 06:17 PM

That's original.

Really.

Good stuff you came up with there. Comedic genius you are.

minibronco · 11-29-2005, 06:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH. Rep man. I love this.

I'm gonna use it somewhere.

ozomulsion · 11-29-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

That's original.

Really.

Good stuff you came up with there. Comedic genius you are.

That means a lot coming from you. When everybody thinks of quality poster, Rausch is usually the name that comes up.

SNR_Chief · 11-29-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozomulsion

That means a lot coming from you. When everybody thinks of quality poster, Rausch is usually the name that comes up.

Really? I usually think of a pissed off drunk midget.

epicSocialism4tw · 11-29-2005, 08:51 PM

It would have been much more effective if you would have spelled "census" right in the title.

Kaylore · 11-29-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angryllama

It would have been much more effective if you would have spelled "census" right in the title.

I'm surprised our Chef visitors didn't jump on the irony of that one.

epicSocialism4tw · 11-29-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I'm surprised our Chef visitors didn't jump on the irony of that one.

(In the spirit of rivalry week) Well, I guess you cant expect too much from Cheffies.

broncogary · 11-29-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I'm surprised our Chef visitors didn't jump on the irony of that one.

They might even come to a concencus on that.

Kaylore · 11-29-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncogary

They might even come to a concencus on that.

ludo21 · 11-29-2005, 09:41 PM

Thats funny.

Ratboy · 11-29-2005, 10:14 PM

Brilliant!

Rock Chalk · 11-30-2005, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR_Chief

Really? I usually think of a pissed off drunk midget.

While you are responding to a sarcastic post (and I think you are aware of that), this was a great sarcastic reply.

11-29-2005, 06:15 PM	#1
ozomulsion Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,597 Adopt-a-Bronco: The ladies man.	2005 Chief Census Form I posted this in a smack thread a while back. Most didn't get to see it. Enjoy! After all, it is Chief's week. Editor's note: This would be offensive to Chief fans ... if they could read! Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_ Number of road kills presently in your freezer? [ ] 3 [ ] 5 [ ] 10 or more Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: ______________________________________________ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: (Check appropriate box) [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know Last edited by ozomulsion; 11-29-2005 at 07:46 PM..

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11-29-2005, 06:17 PM	#2
Rausch Ring of Famer Angry Drunken German... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Jefferson City, Missouri Posts: 2,354	That's original. Really. Good stuff you came up with there. Comedic genius you are.

11-29-2005, 06:20 PM	#3
minibronco KFFL Writer/Fantasy Scout Defense: 11 Strong Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 2,474	HAHAHAHAHAH. Rep man. I love this. I'm gonna use it somewhere.

11-29-2005, 08:51 PM	#6
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	It would have been much more effective if you would have spelled "census" right in the title.

11-29-2005, 09:41 PM	#11
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,901 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Thats funny.

11-29-2005, 10:14 PM	#12
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Brilliant!