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Dazed And Frantic
Join Date: Mar 2004
Top Five Films
Top five 'that's not a mullet, this is a mullet' films
Want the cold wind in your hair but don't want your sight impeded? Follow the lead from these abominable hairstyles of the silver screen.
Top five 'the PC is not being PC or how I stopped worrying and let the evil computer take over' films
Surfing was once a water-based exercise, until cunning bastards built a tool we now can't think without. Here are five cunning computer movies served cold.
Top five male tramp films
Before you lock-up your daughters (or any impressionable family members) screen these flicks as part of a 'avoid at all costs' theme night.
Top five 'the lady is a tramp' films
Some of these gals have hearts of gold, while others must have less corrosive tickers in order to pump their acidic blood through their veins.
Top five 'we're all doomed' films
Break out your tinned foods and kick the generator that's powering your bomb shelter as we unleash five films detailing mankind's demise.
Top five magazine films
Visits to the doctor are as dull as dishwater but they would be utter rubbish without magazines. Let's take a bo-peep at five mag movies.
Top five TV newsroom films
Are classic anchors as rare as the Mary Rose's? Will the end of the world be televised?? Will they make a film about the end of the world being televised
Top five newspaper films
A newspaper may appear on your lawn every day but the words in it aren't spat out by Google (yet). Here are some movies that probe the probers.
Top five gratuitous nudity films
Adding spice to a recipe just for the hell of it can spoil a dish. Same goes for movies and here, dear readers, are five prime examples.
Top five naughty dentist films
This week ain't about tooth fairies, it's about teeth terrorists. Kids keep nagging for candy? These movies will have 'em aching for apples.
Top five 'don't tell me the twist' films
Like sinister publicists, some movies keep the real story hidden. Last minute twists can be hit and miss but a good'un leaves you in a spin (sorry).
Top five 'why do the unsuspecting always get to travel back in time' films
Should these films be right about what kind of people get to travel back in time, forget about Steven Hawking talking shop with Archimedes.
Top five drug trafficking ruined my holiday films
Some like to carry unconventional luggage while some may not be aware of their contraband cargo. Here's five flicks that feature the guilty and the duped.
Top five size isn't everything films
You been digging at a bowl of jelly with a bobcat? Not all quandaries are solved by quantity alone. No no no. For five prime examples, read on.