In case you havent heard this one: - The Orange Mane

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 12:47 PM

An elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego, and
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
that she's a Chargers fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Chargers fans.

Everyone n the class raises their hands except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?"

Because "I'm not a Chargers fans," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, than
who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco's fan?"

"Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my
Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict
and a car thief, what would be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

------------------------

And yes, Pat Bowlen, I DID actually think this was funny.

OrangeShadow · 10-18-2005, 12:56 PM

Heard it 2398347905734085746705863065726847360645635 times

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeShadow

Heard it 2398347905734085746705863065726847360645635 times

Thanks for sharing. Notice the title of the thread...

BMF Bronco · 10-18-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Thanks for sharing. Notice the title of the thread...

Rev, off the topic. I have Sirius and on ALT 21 they have a DJ (or whatever they're called) named the Reverend, now with you promoting it, is it purely coincidental, or are you one in the same?

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BMF Bronco

Rev, off the topic. I have Sirius and on ALT 21 they have a DJ (or whatever they're called) named the Reverend, now with you promoting it, is it purely coincidental, or are you one in the same?

No, I sold my soul to the Marine Corps four years ago and have one more year left before Im a free man. The Reverend was my call sign in Iraq out of sheer irony because Im pretty sacreligious.

Im pushing Sirius satellite radio because I think its a good company with great fundamentals and will be an incredible growth story... I also own a ton of the stock.

Thanks for your support!

OrangeShadow · 10-18-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

No, I sold my soul to the Marine Corps four years ago and have one more year left before Im a free man. The Reverend was my call sign in Iraq out of sheer irony because Im pretty sacreligious.

Im pushing Sirius satellite radio because I think its a good company with great fundamentals and will be an incredible growth story... I also own a ton of the stock.

Thanks for your support!

offtopic as well

my older brother went into the marines got out after 4 years as well.

Curious where have you been stationed? my bros been to NC,FL,Japan,Australia and a few other places

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrangeShadow

offtopic as well

my older brother went into the marines got out after 4 years as well.

Curious where have you been stationed? my bros been to NC,FL,Japan,Australia and a few other places

SD, NC, FL, and Iraq.

Odysseus · 10-18-2005, 03:38 PM

The Marines are paying the rent over here...no joke! USMC - Uncle Sam's Misguided Children -- If you positively have to have it destroyed overnight.

minibronco · 10-18-2005, 06:09 PM

Well, I don't know if this matters but I did get a lower grade in P.E. because my teacher was a Chargers fan.

ludo21 · 10-18-2005, 06:16 PM

Never heard that one!!

Thanks Rev, that was funny.

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ludo21

Never heard that one!!

Thanks Rev, that was funny.

At least someone else got some enjoyment out of it.

Florida_Bronco · 10-18-2005, 07:04 PM

Where at in Florida were you stationed Rev?

watermock · 10-18-2005, 07:05 PM

Thanks for serving Rev.

Sirius Radio seems a decent bet but I wouldn't throw too many eggs in one basket.

Again, thanks for serving.

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Florida_Bronco

Where at in Florida were you stationed Rev?

Pensacola... right next to Pacific Beach and New Orleans... greatest year of my life.

-Slap- · 10-18-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minibronco

Well, I don't know if this matters but I did get a lower grade in P.E. because my teacher was a Chargers fan.

And you couldn't do a chin up.

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

Thanks for serving Rev.

Sirius Radio seems a decent bet but I wouldn't throw too many eggs in one basket.

Again, thanks for serving.

No problem... and Mock, Im young enough where if I fall on my ass I can pick myself back up, so i have ALL my eggs in one basket... and thats a whole lotta dimp.

CHANGSTER · 10-18-2005, 07:14 PM

Haha too funny.

Im from San Diego, seems whenever i wear something Bronco related to school some professor will make a comment and I just look at all the Charger gear around me and I say "funny how I see Charger gear everywhere when they win but I see Raider gear when they lose" baaaandwaaagon.

Bronco Billy · 10-18-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

SD, NC, FL, and Iraq.

Hey Rev,

I know this isn't 'bout the Broncos, but thanks for serving our country. (In case no one's told you lately.) Hopefully, the next year will be a cakewalk before you get out.

Semper Fi.

errand · 10-18-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiettiger

The Marines are paying the rent over here...no joke! USMC - Uncle Sam's Misguided Children -- If you positively have to have it destroyed overnight.

Bravo Co. 2nd Recon Bn. 2nd MarDiv, stationed on Onslow Beach @ Camp LeJeune, NC myself....

Once a Marine...always a Marine.

....the best friend and worst enemy to have is a United States Marine

FantomForce · 10-18-2005, 08:50 PM

You have supplied me with a great joke because I know a lot of Chargers fans and the all love the joke. God bless

TheReverend · 10-18-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by errand

Bravo Co. 2nd Recon Bn. 2nd MarDiv, stationed on Onslow Beach @ Camp LeJeune, NC myself....

Once a Marine...always a Marine.

....the best friend and worst enemy to have is a United States Marine

You could've just called it "Rathole" or "Armpit" of the united states and I wouldve known it was LeJeune.

10-18-2005, 12:47 PM	#1
TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ buy this... twice Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 32,966 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	In case you havent heard this one: An elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego, and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Chargers fans. Everyone n the class raises their hands except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because "I'm not a Chargers fans," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, than who do you support?" "I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco's fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would be then?" Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan." ------------------------ And yes, Pat Bowlen, I DID actually think this was funny.

10-18-2005, 08:50 PM	#20
FantomForce Long live the Mane! The Incredible BULK! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Silt, Colorado Posts: 2,028	Thanks Rev You have supplied me with a great joke because I know a lot of Chargers fans and the all love the joke. God bless

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minibronco KFFL Writer/Fantasy Scout Defense: 11 Strong Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 2,474	Well, I don't know if this matters but I did get a lower grade in P.E. because my teacher was a Chargers fan.

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ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Never heard that one!! Thanks Rev, that was funny.

10-18-2005, 07:04 PM	#12
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10-18-2005, 07:05 PM	#13
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Thanks for serving Rev. Sirius Radio seems a decent bet but I wouldn't throw too many eggs in one basket. Again, thanks for serving.

10-18-2005, 07:14 PM	#17
CHANGSTER You are a pizza burn... on the roof of the world's mouth Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SD Posts: 1,530	Haha too funny. Im from San Diego, seems whenever i wear something Bronco related to school some professor will make a comment and I just look at all the Charger gear around me and I say "funny how I see Charger gear everywhere when they win but I see Raider gear when they lose" baaaandwaaagon.