Do it for the children Jake! - The Orange Mane

MrPeepers · 10-13-2005, 12:54 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9546109/

Hundreds of Jake Plummer fans have signed a petition urging the Broncos quarterback to re-grow the moustache he recently shaved off. “Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart,” pleaded the petition writer. “With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.”

Popps · 10-13-2005, 01:10 AM

Good god, is this picture real? Is he carrying her purse.... and is that a dog in it?

These two look like they belong in a Bakersfield trailer park. I'm having trouble figuring out which one to be more embarrassed for.

As for Jake and the 'Stash, I say bring it back. It's liable to disorientate and confuse opposing defenses. I can see defensive linemen staring up at him like... "is he for real with that?" Right then, Jake pulls a quick-count, and busts off a slant to Smith for an easy TD.

Taco John · 10-13-2005, 01:17 AM

watermock · 10-13-2005, 01:32 AM

Good freaking God...that's the Taco Bell ratdog in her purse...and WTF is he wearing...he's dressed like a 12 year old...and can you imagine trying to pull those boots off those thick pregnant legs?! What does she use them for...kick him around the house?

Jake looks like a major league cuckhold. First thing I do is see if that baby is mine. She looks as trustworthy as Nicole Smith. She looks just like my ex-wife.

And what's with the Do-rag under a tilted Yankees cap? WTF...did he get a masters at ASU how to look stupid? And droopy drawers with a white tank top? Untied sneakers? God this is pathetic.

It's time to draft a QB and get rid of this guy who thinks he's a rap star or something.

MrPeepers · 10-13-2005, 01:56 AM

thats not jake, just britneys douchebag body wasting husband. scroll to the bottom for the jake article.

watermock · 10-13-2005, 02:06 AM

My bad then....Jake couldn't possibly be that big of a wimp. Whew. I thought it didn't look like him but he looks different at every turn. I don't know who he's banging...

Oops. Man...that IS pathetic tho. It's not bad to carry a pregnant woman's purse...unless it's got a freaking dog inside....I'm relieved it isn't Jake...that's rediculous and could only happen in Hollywood...how Brittany stuffed herself in those boots had to be work for five people. And ten to get them off. WTF is she doing? She should be walking in tennis shoes this late in her pregnancy.

-Slap- · 10-13-2005, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by watermock

Good freaking God...that's the Taco Bell ratdog in her purse...and WTF is he wearing...he's dressed like a 12 year old...and can you imagine trying to pull those boots off those thick pregnant legs?! What does she use them for...kick him around the house?

Jake looks like a major league cuckhold. First thing I do is see if that baby is mine. She looks as trustworthy as Nicole Smith. She looks just like my ex-wife.

And what's with the Do-rag under a tilted Yankees cap? WTF...did he get a masters at ASU how to look stupid? And droopy drawers with a white tank top? Untied sneakers? God this is pathetic.

It's time to draft a QB and get rid of this guy who thinks he's a rap star or something.

Oh, my lord. Mock thought that was Jake Plummer!

rofl

watermock · 10-13-2005, 02:22 AM

STFU...it was represented as Jake Plummer....I allready said it didn't look like him and said oops.

Go roll in your feces loser. BTW, not that your not going to lie, how are your pics going...I know if your were mopping up you would be bragging but are really quiet for two years now...have fun last week loser?

If a picture is misrepresented, don't blame me...Brittany looks different pregnant so fvuck off.

watermock · 10-13-2005, 02:22 AM

Your a constant bitter corkroach slappy.

ANYTHING negative you run to the keyboard and thump your hairless chest. It's pathetic.

-Slap- · 10-13-2005, 02:24 AM

You. Drunken. ****ing. Loser.

Go sleep it off, loser. Too drunk and stupid to identify the startintg quarterback.

rofl

I love it!

-Slap- · 10-13-2005, 02:28 AM

Hey, Mock, I know its almost time for you to pass out for the night, but you might consider falling asleep in a conventional fashion occasionally. REM sleep is important and you don't get any while you're passed out drunk.

watermock · 10-13-2005, 02:38 AM

Look at your avatar...your admire someone on a chain gang. Like I said, Jake has given many looks, and I didn't think that looked like him. However, I said OOPS and noone else seems to be having a baby over it but YOU. Think about it...oh that's right...you don't have a brain...you don't understand comedy, you don't anything but your seething hatred for some reason. Your just a bitter prick.

Listen you ass, there isn't anything to be gained here. Your just throwing off anger that is stored up in other areas. In a way, I feel sorry for ya. I'm hardly your enemy, and don't want a fight, but you always start one with a blatant insult, which I have to repond to. You go to sleep. You think about the bets you lost tonight...You think about your behavior.

Kaylore · 10-13-2005, 02:42 AM

They are so so sooooo white trash.

-Slap- · 10-13-2005, 02:45 AM

This reminds me of the time Bitterdrunk saw a picture of Bernard Jackson and identified him as Louis Wright. Right after he said Wright and Gradishar weren't good enough for the hall of Fame.

Clockwork Orange · 10-13-2005, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

They are so so sooooo white trash.

"I challenge you to a whore-off!"

Sean · 10-13-2005, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Slap-

Oh, my lord. Mock thought that was Jake Plummer!

rofl

Oh man, great way to start my day. I guess Vikings fans aren't completely useless.

Popps · 10-13-2005, 10:56 AM

Give Mock a break, the pic fooled me, too........

Play2win · 10-13-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

They are so so sooooo white trash.

Yep, if you look up "White Trash" in a dictionary, all you get is a picture of THAT !!!

PatsWin2002 · 10-13-2005, 11:34 AM

Regarding this petition.......apparently John Holmes and Ron Jeremy have signed it several times.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_pe....cgi?Plummer&1

10-13-2005, 12:54 AM	#1
MrPeepers Ring of Famer Remember Darrent Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: AZ/CO Littleton Posts: 1,368 Adopt-a-Bronco: TBD	Do it for the children Jake! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9546109/ Hundreds of Jake Plummer fans have signed a petition urging the Broncos quarterback to re-grow the moustache he recently shaved off. “Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart,” pleaded the petition writer. “With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.”

10-13-2005, 01:17 AM	#3
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,706 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Attached Images

10-13-2005, 01:32 AM	#4
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Good freaking God...that's the Taco Bell ratdog in her purse...and WTF is he wearing...he's dressed like a 12 year old...and can you imagine trying to pull those boots off those thick pregnant legs?! What does she use them for...kick him around the house? Jake looks like a major league cuckhold. First thing I do is see if that baby is mine. She looks as trustworthy as Nicole Smith. She looks just like my ex-wife. And what's with the Do-rag under a tilted Yankees cap? WTF...did he get a masters at ASU how to look stupid? And droopy drawers with a white tank top? Untied sneakers? God this is pathetic. It's time to draft a QB and get rid of this guy who thinks he's a rap star or something. Last edited by watermock; 10-13-2005 at 01:36 AM..

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10-13-2005, 01:10 AM	#2
Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,785	Good god, is this picture real? Is he carrying her purse.... and is that a dog in it? These two look like they belong in a Bakersfield trailer park. I'm having trouble figuring out which one to be more embarrassed for. As for Jake and the 'Stash, I say bring it back. It's liable to disorientate and confuse opposing defenses. I can see defensive linemen staring up at him like... "is he for real with that?" Right then, Jake pulls a quick-count, and busts off a slant to Smith for an easy TD.

10-13-2005, 01:56 AM	#5
MrPeepers Ring of Famer Remember Darrent Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: AZ/CO Littleton Posts: 1,368 Adopt-a-Bronco: TBD	thats not jake, just britneys douchebag body wasting husband. scroll to the bottom for the jake article.

10-13-2005, 02:06 AM	#6
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	My bad then....Jake couldn't possibly be that big of a wimp. Whew. I thought it didn't look like him but he looks different at every turn. I don't know who he's banging... Oops. Man...that IS pathetic tho. It's not bad to carry a pregnant woman's purse...unless it's got a freaking dog inside....I'm relieved it isn't Jake...that's rediculous and could only happen in Hollywood...how Brittany stuffed herself in those boots had to be work for five people. And ten to get them off. WTF is she doing? She should be walking in tennis shoes this late in her pregnancy.

10-13-2005, 02:22 AM	#8
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	STFU...it was represented as Jake Plummer....I allready said it didn't look like him and said oops. Go roll in your feces loser. BTW, not that your not going to lie, how are your pics going...I know if your were mopping up you would be bragging but are really quiet for two years now...have fun last week loser? If a picture is misrepresented, don't blame me...Brittany looks different pregnant so fvuck off.

10-13-2005, 02:24 AM	#10
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	You. Drunken. ****ing. Loser. Go sleep it off, loser. Too drunk and stupid to identify the startintg quarterback. rofl I love it!

10-13-2005, 02:28 AM	#11
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	Hey, Mock, I know its almost time for you to pass out for the night, but you might consider falling asleep in a conventional fashion occasionally. REM sleep is important and you don't get any while you're passed out drunk.

10-13-2005, 02:38 AM	#12
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Look at your avatar...your admire someone on a chain gang. Like I said, Jake has given many looks, and I didn't think that looked like him. However, I said OOPS and noone else seems to be having a baby over it but YOU. Think about it...oh that's right...you don't have a brain...you don't understand comedy, you don't anything but your seething hatred for some reason. Your just a bitter prick. Listen you ass, there isn't anything to be gained here. Your just throwing off anger that is stored up in other areas. In a way, I feel sorry for ya. I'm hardly your enemy, and don't want a fight, but you always start one with a blatant insult, which I have to repond to. You go to sleep. You think about the bets you lost tonight...You think about your behavior.

10-13-2005, 02:42 AM	#13
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,061 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	They are so so sooooo white trash.

10-13-2005, 02:45 AM	#14
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	This reminds me of the time Bitterdrunk saw a picture of Bernard Jackson and identified him as Louis Wright. Right after he said Wright and Gradishar weren't good enough for the hall of Fame.

10-13-2005, 10:56 AM	#17
Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,785	Give Mock a break, the pic fooled me, too........

10-13-2005, 11:34 AM	#19
PatsWin2002 Giggity Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South of Boston Posts: 6,270	Regarding this petition.......apparently John Holmes and Ron Jeremy have signed it several times. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_pe....cgi?Plummer&1