Diaper Assault had Chiefs Playbook Stolen from him - The Orange Mane

Taco John · 09-22-2005, 03:52 PM

First of all... This is a hilarious read... A true glimpse of what an a-hole this guy is...

Second of all... WOW! There is a Chiefs playbook floating around to the highest bidder!

http://www.pitch.com/Issues/current/news/feature.html

When Johnson wakes up the next morning, though, he has no idea that a woman has filed a police report accusing him of assault.

Instead, he finds that someone has broken into his SUV in the driveway of his Leawood home.

Among the missing items are his stereo amplifiers, the game tickets he intended to share with his girlfriend and his manager, and his fat playbook, the loss of which will mean a $5,000 fine from the team.

Taco John · 09-22-2005, 03:56 PM

"Johnson isn't likely to turn the other cheek when slighted, even by teammates. He remembers losing his temper during a practice when a coach asked him to block the towering defensive lineman Eric Hicks. "Apparently, I did a good job. He got frustrated. He ripped my helmet off."

In return, Johnson says he blindsided Hicks, knocking him to the turf. "I tried to kick so hard to try to break his neck through his helmet." "

ozomulsion · 09-22-2005, 03:57 PM

Do you expect him to keep his playbook in his house? I think not.

Bob's your Information Minister · 09-22-2005, 03:57 PM

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

ozomulsion · 09-22-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

You wish you had a RB as talented as Tatum on your roster.

Bob's your Information Minister · 09-22-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ozomulsion

You wish you had a RB as talented as Tatum on your roster.

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

Priest Dante · 09-22-2005, 04:02 PM

LJ is an a-hole, I have come to accept that. But as long as he is playing at the level he has been the last two games I will be obliged to cheer him during the game.

ozomulsion · 09-22-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

Well, they're wrong. Just like you.

FADERPROOF · 09-22-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

Lawrence Phillips was even more talented, how's his NFL career doing?

chiefs · 09-22-2005, 04:05 PM

TJ . You remind me of a school girl,

Bronx33 · 09-22-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs

TJ . You remind me of a school girl,

Why are they easier for you to catch? since the older ones don't want anything to do with ya.

chiefs · 09-22-2005, 04:14 PM

No that's not it rofl The guy just bug's,whew I feel better

elsid13 · 09-22-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs

No that's not it rofl The guy just bug's,whew I feel better

Then don't come to HIS board and post, stupid chef fans......

chiefs · 09-22-2005, 04:30 PM

He trolls the planet enough,thought it's only right

Ratboy · 09-22-2005, 04:46 PM

What are the chances Shanahan has it now?

Crushaholic · 09-22-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

...only because there are questions about his health. That's why we brought back Q.

Bob's your Information Minister · 09-22-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

...only because there are questions about his health. That's why we brought back Q.

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

ozomulsion · 09-22-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

For having no holes to run through, he did well.

Ratboy · 09-22-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

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Bob's your Information Minister · 09-22-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ratboy

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Exactly.

Taco John · 09-22-2005, 05:24 PM

I, for one, don't think we've seen enough of Bell to put him in either Preist or Larry's class.

ozomulsion · 09-22-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Exactly.

How well did C-Mart do against Miami? Exactly

Ratboy · 09-22-2005, 05:26 PM

You said agianst Miami.

30 carries 170 yards 2 touchdowns 5.6 ypc

Ratboy · 09-22-2005, 05:27 PM

The only thing LJ is better at then Tatum Bell is smacking his girlfriend up.

HEAV · 09-22-2005, 05:32 PM

I'm pulling for Dayne. Something tells me he's the next 1500 yarder. Plus I love his mix of size and speed.

09-22-2005, 03:52 PM	#1
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Diaper Assault had Chiefs Playbook Stolen from him First of all... This is a hilarious read... A true glimpse of what an a-hole this guy is... Second of all... WOW! There is a Chiefs playbook floating around to the highest bidder! http://www.pitch.com/Issues/current/news/feature.html When Johnson wakes up the next morning, though, he has no idea that a woman has filed a police report accusing him of assault. Instead, he finds that someone has broken into his SUV in the driveway of his Leawood home. Among the missing items are his stereo amplifiers, the game tickets he intended to share with his girlfriend and his manager, and his fat playbook, the loss of which will mean a $5,000 fine from the team.

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09-22-2005, 03:56 PM	#2
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	"Johnson isn't likely to turn the other cheek when slighted, even by teammates. He remembers losing his temper during a practice when a coach asked him to block the towering defensive lineman Eric Hicks. "Apparently, I did a good job. He got frustrated. He ripped my helmet off." In return, Johnson says he blindsided Hicks, knocking him to the turf. "I tried to kick so hard to try to break his neck through his helmet." "

09-22-2005, 03:57 PM	#3
ozomulsion Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,597 Adopt-a-Bronco: The ladies man.	Do you expect him to keep his playbook in his house? I think not.

09-22-2005, 03:57 PM	#4
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

09-22-2005, 04:02 PM	#7
Priest Dante Solid Starter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: KC Posts: 248	LJ is an a-hole, I have come to accept that. But as long as he is playing at the level he has been the last two games I will be obliged to cheer him during the game.

09-22-2005, 04:05 PM	#10
chiefs Just Drafted Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 37	TJ . You remind me of a school girl,

09-22-2005, 04:14 PM	#12
chiefs Just Drafted Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 37	No that's not it rofl The guy just bug's,whew I feel better

09-22-2005, 04:30 PM	#14
chiefs Just Drafted Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 37	He trolls the planet enough,thought it's only right

09-22-2005, 04:46 PM	#15
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	What are the chances Shanahan has it now?

09-22-2005, 05:24 PM	#21
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I, for one, don't think we've seen enough of Bell to put him in either Preist or Larry's class.

09-22-2005, 05:26 PM	#23
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	You said agianst Miami. 30 carries 170 yards 2 touchdowns 5.6 ypc

09-22-2005, 05:27 PM	#24
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	The only thing LJ is better at then Tatum Bell is smacking his girlfriend up.

09-22-2005, 05:32 PM	#25
HEAV Ring of Famer It's about the Team Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Ville Posts: 12,077 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brian Dawkins	I'm pulling for Dayne. Something tells me he's the next 1500 yarder. Plus I love his mix of size and speed.