How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

[Atlas]

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;





2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to

be changed;





3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;





4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret

stockpile of light bulbs;





5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the


new light bulb;





6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,


standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;





7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in

detail how Bush was literally in the dark;





8. One to viciously smear #7;





9.
One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush


has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;





10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between

screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Number 10 always makes me scratch my head. How many times can you do this to the exact same people and still have them praising the king?

[errand]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Number 10 always makes me scratch my head. How many times can you do this to the exact same people and still have them praising the king?

......when you figure that one out, then perhaps we'll have the answer as to why you continue to vote Democrat

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Originally Posted by errand

......when you figure that one out, then perhaps we'll have the answer as to why you continue to vote Democrat

Last election I voted two republicans, one independent and 4 democrats. Unlike you I don't vote party lines.

[Rigs11]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Number 10 always makes me scratch my head. How many times can you do this to the exact same people and still have them praising the king?

It's called brainwashing,Cletus is a fine example of lack of awareness brought on by constantly bending over for the Dubya amin.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Number 10 always makes me scratch my head. How many times can you do this to the exact same people and still have them praising the king?

As many times as you like - as long as you say all the right things about gay marriage and abortion.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Rigs11

It's called brainwashing,Cletus is a fine example of lack of awareness brought on by constantly bending over for the Dubya amin.

Brainwashing and extreme hypocrisy, e.g., calling oneself a "Christian" while calling for the elimination of an entire group of people, e.g., Muslims.

[TheDave]

11. One to question the science behind the lightbulb, and insead offer biblical quotes as proof torches are better.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by TheDave

11. One to question the science behind the lightbulb, and insead offer biblical quotes as proof torches are better.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Originally Posted by TheDave

11. One to question the science behind the lightbulb, and insead offer biblical quotes as proof torches are better.

[W*GS]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

As many times as you like - as long as you say all the right things about gay marriage and abortion.

Bush is saying the same thing about gay marriage that Fred Phelps, you, and Clinton have said.

So what differentiates you from Bush, Clinton or Phelps on the subject?

Nothing.

[Atlas]

Originally Posted by TheDave

11. One to question the science behind the lightbulb, and insead offer biblical quotes as proof torches are better.

I'll rep you when I can for that one!! Just spectacular!!!