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Old 10-06-2005, 02:54 PM   #76
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Oh yeah that's right, BIG DADDY thinks that being a urinal cake is a real job.
I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:56 PM   #77
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I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.
BINGO, we have our first mother joke of the thread, I was wondering how long it would take.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:59 PM   #78
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With all your young women getting nailed by Kobe you guys are going to have some serious talent to develope out there down the road.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:00 PM   #79
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I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.
My mom was killed by a drunk driver, so if you would please, keep her out of this asswipe. Oh yeah and his car had a Chiefs bumpersticker on it. Once again another Drunk Chiefs fan.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:07 PM   #80
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Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.
Oh man, first the Kobe line and now this gem?

You truly are a worthy adversary.

Let's see if I've got another ...

Chief fan hurrying back to his kin folk - "Hey Pa, have you seen what they have in the parking lot? Some high fangled contraption called a Port-A-Potty! It's so much cleaner, and smells better than our outhouse back home! Let's see if we can tie it on top of our Camaro when we leave!"
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:09 PM   #81
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With all your young women getting nailed by Kobe you guys are going to have some serious talent to develope out there down the road.
/Slow clap.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:13 PM   #82
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Oh man, first the Kobe line and now this gem?

You truly are a worthy adversary.

Let's see if I've got another ...

Chief fan hurrying back to his kin folk - "Hey Pa, have you seen what they have in the parking lot? Some high fangled contraption called a Port-A-Potty! It's so much cleaner, and smells better than our outhouse back home! Let's see if we can tie it on top of our Camaro when we leave!"
Where is Ed McMahon AKA BRONCCRUSHFAN when you need him?
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:14 PM   #83
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BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:54 PM   #84
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at least the priest gave me an Orange Crush and some cheetos after doing that."
Which would explain your fascination with with Donkos. Do you miss him or does he still give you a call when he needs to dump a load?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:04 PM   #85
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BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....
What are things things they give away at University of Colorado along with hookers when recruiting athletes?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:43 PM   #86
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My mom was killed by a drunk driver, so if you would please, keep her out of this asswipe. Oh yeah and his car had a Chiefs bumpersticker on it. Once again another Drunk Chiefs fan.
I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:47 PM   #87
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BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....
I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:52 PM   #88
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One thing you will never hear at Arrowhead?

Broncos destroy Chiefs 45-17
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:52 AM   #89
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I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:54 AM   #90
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10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions
No hold on a minut ther pard, I resemble them there remarks!
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:15 AM   #91
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I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.
Man, you gotta give it up for crazyhorse, the guy is all class.
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:37 AM   #92
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......are those bugle boy jeans your wearing?
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:51 AM   #93
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:56 AM   #94
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One thing you will never hear at Arrowhead?

Broncos destroy Chiefs 45-17
Wrong it was 30 - 7 with Bubby Brister playing QB Monday Night
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Old 10-07-2005, 10:58 AM   #95
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I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?
No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:00 AM   #96
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I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?
.so did you have to buy a ticket for that blow up doll or did they just let you in with it?
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:00 AM   #97
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No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.
I was ready to say he was coming up in the world til you said that. But come to think of it, I'll bet thats still a huge step up up for him.
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:05 AM   #98
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:06 AM   #99
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"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
Nothin says lovin like f***in your cousin!!!


Here's something you'll never here in Narrowhead. "We won, we're going to the SuperBowl!!!"
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:08 AM   #100
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No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.
So Donko fans are sheep? That would explain a lot of thing like why you guys are so scared of dogs out there.
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