Words you wont hear in Narrowhead stadium - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

Spider · 09-07-2005, 10:45 AM

Quick Bob put your shirt on the TV camera is panning this way

bendog · 09-07-2005, 10:49 AM

Dang dude, don't you think that's just a little too much propane?

Crushaholic · 09-07-2005, 10:50 AM

"We are dedicated to producing a winner. We have Carl Peterson".

Raidersbane · 09-08-2005, 10:08 PM

It's against the law ta **** another man's sheep.......

Bob's your Information Minister · 09-08-2005, 10:13 PM

"Touchdown Denver Broncos!"

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 09-08-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

rofl

TheManeMan · 09-09-2005, 12:45 AM

"Wrong hole..." - Bob

BIG DADDY · 10-06-2005, 12:50 PM

How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we don’t need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.

RaiderH8r · 10-06-2005, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we don’t need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.

What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's **** out of your mouth.

BIG DADDY · 10-06-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's **** out of your mouth.

Come on you know that turns you on.

BMF Bronco · 10-06-2005, 01:10 PM

Kids, wash your hands before dinner!

Kaylore · 10-06-2005, 01:12 PM

"We have a 17 point lead; Now we can close this game out."

RaiderH8r · 10-06-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

Come on you know that turns you on.

Whatever you say suckinforeskin.

Sean · 10-06-2005, 01:30 PM

"Daddy, you usually don't break into your third twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best until at least noon!"

RaiderH8r · 10-06-2005, 01:32 PM

"So, I was reading...."

BIG DADDY · 10-06-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean

"Daddy, you usually don't break into your third twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best until at least noon!"

Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.

Sean · 10-06-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.

I have a feeling that you are making an assumption here, and an incorrect assumption at that. Correct me if I am wrong, but the fact that you replied to my post makes me believe that you think I was referring to you in my post.

You see, if I was referring to you, the quote would have gone something like this ...

10 year old boy pleading - "BIG DADDY, can't we wait til we get home to play hide the salami?

Does that clear things up for you? Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.

BIG DADDY · 10-06-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean

Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.

Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

Hotrod · 10-06-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

If it would get you off unemployment we will consider it.

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 10-06-2005, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

I personally thought it was hilarious. Rep, Sean.

Another thing you won't hear at Narrowhead; "Of course I'm heterosexual."

Something you will hear in Narrowhead;(from a 10 year old boy) "Big Daddy, at least the priest gave me a pepsi and some cheetos after doing that."

BIG DADDY · 10-06-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRONCCRUSHFAN

I personally thought it was hilarious. Rep, Sean.

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Congratulations on the new job Ed.

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 10-06-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG DADDY

Congratulations on the new job Ed.

At least I have one, unlike someone I know Al.

BMF Bronco · 10-06-2005, 02:36 PM

"Don't call me auntie, I am you're mother too damnit!"

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 10-06-2005, 02:37 PM

Oh yeah that's right, BIG DADDY thinks that being a urinal cake is a real job.

Rock Chalk · 10-06-2005, 02:37 PM

Wow, we got a defense!

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10-06-2005, 12:50 PM	#58
BIG DADDY Solid Starter Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 103	How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado. 10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants. 9. He runs just like Barry Thanders 8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me. 7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we don’t need another Colombine and they thcare me too. 6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy. 5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state. 4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks 3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth. 2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program? And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado. 1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.

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