Predictions around the Internet Thread - The Orange Mane

Taco John · 08-30-2005, 04:50 PM

Any predictions that you find around the Internet should go in this thread...

I want to make a section on the home page about all these whack predictions...

Rock Chalk · 08-30-2005, 04:55 PM

I got one.

Denver over some crap NFC team for this years Lombardi.

Broncoman13 · 08-30-2005, 05:42 PM

I've got two.

Courtney Brown places 2nd for NFL comeback player of the year. He comes in just behind the WINNER MIKE ANDERSON!!!

ØrangeÇrush · 08-30-2005, 05:59 PM

that almost sounds like a challenge..

DarkHorse30 · 08-30-2005, 06:11 PM

has chiefs and chargers at 9-7, and Denver and Oakland at 7-9. Apparently any "expansion" team (ie: joined the NFL later than 1950) isn't recognized as having any talent according to the redhead's couch potato. Maybe he bet his farm on the Colts vs. Namath or something.

Bronco_Beerslug · 08-30-2005, 06:57 PM

Ok, here are a few...................

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Mother Nature (or, Planetary Mind if you prefer) is struggling to cleanse Earth’s oceans in an evolutionary plan to create new ocean species as a food source for humankind. Soon there will be some very strange looking life forms coming out of the ocean – but they will be tasty! Also, they will be a life form with minimal self awareness so that consuming them will be karma-free.

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There is some indication that the state of New Jersey and the cities of Chicago and Philadelphia are about to experience earth upheavals.

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Emissaries of Light have been arriving on Earth since the late 1970’s. These are children who were trained in spirit-form to help elevate world consciousness. Unfortunately, many of these children have not been able to cope with the prevailing negative energy of current Earth. These children, who are brilliant and spiritually powerful, are literally disintegrating energy-wise and falling into mental confusion such as ADHD, ADD, depression, and anxiety. We try to make them conform to our sense of “reality” by medicating them. The medications are literally interfering with the unique neural activity that was the tool they were given to help the world. By reducing their sensitivity through these harsh medications, we have done them and the world a great injustice.

Blessings to you all, Fred Fassett

Oh, did you mean NFL 2005 team records?
OK here's one.

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Playoff Seeds:
AFC
1)Indianapolis (11-5)
2)New England (11-5)
3)Kansas City (10-6)
4)Baltimore (10-6)
Wild Cards: Houston (10-6) and Pittsburgh (9-7)

NFC
1)Minnesota (11-5)
2)Carolina (11-5)
3)Philadelphia (9-7)
4)Arizona (9-7)
5)Atlanta (10-6)
6)Green Bay (10-6)
http://www.sportscolumn.com/story/2005/7/22/214224/107

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Bronx33 · 08-30-2005, 10:36 PM

Plummer 7 INTs..........all year. book it!

watermock · 08-30-2005, 10:43 PM

Hale Bopp 2 will appear, and I'm not missing the bus this time. And I'm getting my sneakers early on sale.

listopencil · 08-30-2005, 10:57 PM

I heard that German soldiers eat babies.

bloodsunday · 08-31-2005, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Ok, here are a few...................

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Blessings to you all, Fred Fassett

Oh, did you mean NFL 2005 team records?
OK here's one.

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Playoff Seeds:
AFC
1)Indianapolis (11-5)
2)New England (11-5)
3)Kansas City (10-6)
4)Baltimore (10-6)
Wild Cards: Houston (10-6) and Pittsburgh (9-7)

NFC
1)Minnesota (11-5)
2)Carolina (11-5)
3)Philadelphia (9-7)
4)Arizona (9-7)
5)Atlanta (10-6)
6)Green Bay (10-6)
http://www.sportscolumn.com/story/2005/7/22/214224/107

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3. Denver (8-8): They will miss Reuben Droughns, and Jake Plummer just isn't living up to his potential.

bloodsunday · 08-31-2005, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkHorse30

has chiefs and chargers at 9-7, and Denver and Oakland at 7-9. Apparently any "expansion" team (ie: joined the NFL later than 1950) isn't recognized as having any talent according to the redhead's couch potato. Maybe he bet his farm on the Colts vs. Namath or something.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/foo.../scout.report/

Denver is 18th in his Power Ranking.

Hotrod · 08-31-2005, 07:00 AM

LABF votes for a republican president in 2008 and donates money to the Bush presidential library. The chefs win a home playoff game. H*** freezes over.

I think this thread has potential

PatsWin2002 · 08-31-2005, 09:00 AM

http://www.ridgecrestca.com/articles.../d8cao1f00.txt

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But this team doesn't make enough big plays on either side of the ball, and unless QB Jake Plummer becomes more consistent, mistakes will mark Denver's season again. About the only certainty with the Broncos is that someone _ Mike Anderson, most likely _ will rush for 1,000 yards.

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Predictions: San Diego (10-6); Kansas City (10-6); Oakland (8-8); Denver (7-9).

This thread has the full article in case it gets deleted from the host:
http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=29627

BMF Bronco · 08-31-2005, 09:19 AM

Does this even deserve a viable response?!

Taco John · 08-31-2005, 09:51 AM

I think people missed what I was trying to get here.

"REAL" analysts predictions. Guys with names that people recognize. Guys who make money for their football takes.

Hotrod · 08-31-2005, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

I think people missed what I was trying to get here.

"REAL" analysts predictions. Guys with names that people recognize. Guys who make money for their football takes.

you of all people should realize you have to be very specific with morons like us

BMF Bronco · 08-31-2005, 09:55 AM

I predict this post will irritate TJ.

Hotrod · 08-31-2005, 09:57 AM

The only one that got it completly right is a Patriots fan

Crushaholic · 08-31-2005, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

I think people missed what I was trying to get here.

"REAL" analysts predictions. Guys with names that people recognize. Guys who make money for their football takes.

What's the fun in that?

PatsWin2002 · 08-31-2005, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrod

The only one that got it completly right is a Patriots fan

Rock Chalk · 08-31-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

I think people missed what I was trying to get here.

"REAL" analysts predictions. Guys with names that people recognize. Guys who make money for their football takes.

Sorry TJ, but just because you get paid for it doesnt make you qualified.

Everyone here recognizes my name and my prediction is more along the lines of what people would want to see on this site anyway.

Lombardi's for everyone. (except Patsie, he has 3, **** him)

Now fix the ignored posters that automatically get their threads ignore problem I mentioned.

PatsWin2002 · 08-31-2005, 10:17 AM

Here's Pete Prisco's latest prediction:

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8787682

AFC West preview: Moss puts silver and black ahead of the pack

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Overview: Coach Mike Shanahan has not won a playoff game since John Elway retired. Is this the year? The Broncos will again run the ball well with Mike Anderson and Tatum Bell, and Plummer will make his share of plays in the passing game. But the defense has a lot of holes to plug. The Broncos will push for wild-card spot this year and maybe the division title.

Taco John · 08-31-2005, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

Sorry TJ, but just because you get paid for it doesnt make you qualified.

I understand that... That's kind of the point of this whole thing...

Hotrod · 08-31-2005, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatsWin2002

Here's Pete Prisco's latest prediction:

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8787682

AFC West preview: Moss puts silver and black ahead of the pack

Great now we have "alot" of holes to fill on the D rofl

watermock · 08-31-2005, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

I think people missed what I was trying to get here.

"REAL" analysts predictions. Guys with names that people recognize. Guys who make money for their football takes.

You have to understand. Half of us missed our calling as stand up comedians.

Hey, I'm an expert, this is an internet site.

Denver: 10-6
SD: 10-6
KC: 8-8
Oak: 6-10

Denver will win the tie breaker.

08-30-2005, 04:50 PM	#1
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08-30-2005, 06:11 PM	#5
DarkHorse30 Smith Rules Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,091 Adopt-a-Bronco: wolf pot roast	Dr. Zzzzzz's yearly snoozefest.... has chiefs and chargers at 9-7, and Denver and Oakland at 7-9. Apparently any "expansion" team (ie: joined the NFL later than 1950) isn't recognized as having any talent according to the redhead's couch potato. Maybe he bet his farm on the Colts vs. Namath or something.

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