The Michael Jackson Joke Thread - The Orange Mane

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 08-30-2005, 03:59 AM

Q: What do Michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.

(Michael Jackson also thinks "Boyz to Men" is a delivery service.)

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Crushaholic · 08-30-2005, 09:59 AM

You would have thought someone who lives in LA would know that Michael Jackson was found not guilty...

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 08-30-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

You would have thought someone who lives in LA would know that Michael Jackson was found not guilty...

Not unlike OJ, eh?

BTW, note the word "joke" in the thread title.

08-30-2005, 03:59 AM	#1
L.A. BRONCOS FAN Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location Posts: 52,694	The Michael Jackson Joke Thread Q: What do Michael jackson and caviar have in common? A: They both come on little white crackers. (Michael Jackson also thinks "Boyz to Men" is a delivery service.) Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book? A: It's called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing." Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his!

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