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armed
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 6,771
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lets go partner
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lakewood,Colo
Posts: 41,221
Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard |
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 9,955
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Lick my armpit a$$hole!
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Pro Bowler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Along the Chesapeake
Posts: 744
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Bye Bye!
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Cheeky Bastards
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Backside of the Internet
Posts: 29,940
Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris |
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Mr Diplomacy
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder
Posts: 84,438
Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller |
T.O. : Coach I cant wait to see you in those tights ....... Ried: talk to the hand ...... |
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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"You will listen to me...you will do what I say. You are getting very sleepy...er, wait....you will go catch footballs and say yes sir and no sir. That is all." |
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!!!TEAM!!!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Bama Baby
Posts: 5,847
Adopt-a-Bronco: The Defense |
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Reid:Sit down and shut up. TO: My last name ain't Reid. My mama gave me my last name. I'm a grown man. Hey Drew, tell this man my mama is the only one to tell me to shut up. |
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 10,010
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Good dog.
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6-37, Raider fans.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 41,061
Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke |
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aka mav_7. who?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: VA (heart is in TX)
Posts: 3,445
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TO: Ive always needed a father figure Reid: no problem son, just dont make me spank you. ![]() |
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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*Pats head* "I own you, mother****er. Got it? Good." |
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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"Don't touch me, Mother f***er, PAY me....And don't ask me to go to that chairity gig for a bunch of kids in wheelchairs, my groin is going to act up after the game...I should have a charity drive for me...you think I got money to waste?...I got bills, man..." |
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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"Ya! Good play, TO...er...wait a minute...f*** off, I just remembered I hate you." |
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It is what it Is.
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 53,903
Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book |
You have had that erection for over 4 hours now go see the team doctor.
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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We have some fair to average comedians here.
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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Stand for the truth...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 41.191N, 111.97W
Posts: 1,676
Adopt-a-Bronco: Sammy Winder |
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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I'm a little off my game today. The hurricane kinda drained me. I was so worried, plus I did a bunch of hard work today, I should be tucked in with Beezer, but it's so amusing here. He's usually outside 18 hours a day now. He uses the neighbors car as a fort by staying under it so I can't make him go inside. Then, she was going out to her car and noticed he had gone and taken a nap in her sundeck.
Someone once said, "There are only so many jokes, the only difference is how you tell them..." |
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