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Old 08-26-2005, 07:52 AM   #1
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Warren Sapp walks into the team physician's office with a cat stuck on his shoulder and Beezer says, "Doc, can you get this 300-pound wart off my ass?"
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Old 08-26-2005, 07:55 AM   #2
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Warren Sapp walks into the team physician's office with a cat stuck on his shoulder and Beezer says, "Doc, can you get this 300-pound wart off my ass?"
That cat has a huge p***y on its tail.
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"Hmmmm. I don't see any brain in there."
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:06 AM   #5
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"I'm going to eat you for lunch Warren..."
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:07 AM   #6
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I think this little bastard pi-s-s-e-d down my back!
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Cat: I'm what Warren is going to become (a p***y) when he see's The Great Dayne charging his way.

Sapp: Please Mr. Dayne don't run over me too hard.
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:09 AM   #8
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:11 AM   #9
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cat: check out the dump I just took
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:30 AM   #10
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Warren Sapp walks into the team physician's office with a cat stuck on his shoulder and Beezer says, "Doc, can you get this 300-pound wart off my ass?"

Rep!!!
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:35 AM   #11
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"See, I'm not just soft on the field!"
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:40 AM   #12
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:45 AM   #13
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Psst! does mock ever sleep?
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:47 AM   #14
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I am not human, I am a Celeron microchip. Beezer is the Human.
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"Hi, Warren - my name is TheReverend - you know, from the OrangeMane? Yeah, that's it - just keep smiling - everybody's happy. Now, Warren, you're gonna take it easy on our "Little Cooper Carlisle" this year, right? Good, good, you have that hypnotic, idiot stare going, that's it!

Well, I have to go now, hose myself down, and make another post on OrangeMane. When I meow to 'three', you'll wake up, feeling refreshed, and you won't remember any of this, okay?

Ready?

Meow . . .

Meow . . .

MEOW!"

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Old 08-26-2005, 08:52 AM   #16
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Old 08-26-2005, 08:53 AM   #17
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My, my, my, look what the cat dragged in.
Glad its not my turn to clean up that mess.
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:51 AM   #18
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How in the hell am I going to bury this huge piece of s@#t?!
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%@$#* Al Davis said he'd get me some white p***y...



(that was probably inappropriate.)
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:46 AM   #22
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In other news, NFL slavery victim Warren Sapp finally found a p***Y that won't eventually have him dodging child support payments.
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Cue the cheesy TV game show music

Announcer: Are you READY?!?!?

studio audience cheers

Announcer: It's time to play.... "Spot the p***Y!"

applause, applause, applause
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[QUOTE=NYBroncoManiac]Cue the cheesy TV game show music

Announcer: Are you READY?!?!?

studio audience cheers

Announcer: It's time to play.... "Spot the p***Y!"

applause, applause, applause
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House wife jumping up and down says: Gee i just can't tell! CAN I GET A LIFELINE?

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Old 08-26-2005, 11:00 AM   #25
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In other news, NFL slavery victim Warren Sapp finally found a p***Y that won't eventually have him dodging child support payments.
bahahahahah ..........rep!
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