As I've Matured... - The Orange Mane

Bronx33 · 06-25-2005, 04:13 PM

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've l earned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Connecticut Bronco Fan · 06-26-2005, 08:22 AM

Jason in LA · 06-26-2005, 08:33 AM

Most of these are made to get a laugh, with a little bit of truth in them. But this one is 100% true.

"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent."

Bronx33 · 06-26-2005, 09:35 AM

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

This one has been coming true the last couple threads.......

-Slap- · 06-26-2005, 10:19 AM

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I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Take special note of this one, you wet behind the ears little ****ers. When I was 18, I could lay in bed and piss into the toilet. Now look at me.

Crushaholic · 06-26-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

That's very good relationship advice. You shouldn't go into a relationship thinking you're going to change the jackass (female or male) because, 99% of the time, it 'aint happenin'...

DB-Freak · 06-26-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by -Slap-

Take special note of this one, you wet behind the ears little ****ers. When I was 18, I could lay in bed and piss into the toilet. Now look at me.

Crushaholic · 06-26-2005, 12:47 PM

This thread title is a little misleading. There are many people that have become older but certainly haven't "matured"...

Bronx33 · 06-26-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by -Slap-

Take special note of this one, you wet behind the ears little ****ers. When I was 18, I could lay in bed and piss into the toilet. Now look at me.

LMAO!

baja · 06-26-2005, 03:55 PM

This is the one I think is an important statement;

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Or you could say depression is anger turned inward.

Crushaholic · 06-26-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baja fan

This is the one I think is an important statement;

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Or you could say depression is anger turned inward.

I don't know. I think depression is inner anger, but the key to depression is that you don't care enough to actually do something productive about it.

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 11:14 AM

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

LMAO!

Rock Chalk · 06-27-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush Girl

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

LMAO!

All too terrifyingly real for me lately.

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

All too terrifyingly real for me lately.

Not true for me specifically, but the other night I was watching TV with my new neighbor, who happens to be one of my good friend's brother. His ex-girlfriend kept calling & when he didn't answer she showed up at his house and went psycho. It was fun times...and now she knows where I live, too!

Rock Chalk · 06-27-2005, 11:35 AM

I hate psycho's.

THis girl Im currently....having relations with...she called me 18 times in one day. I didnt answer eht phone once and during that day there were times where she called 5 times in a row.

****ing looneys.

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

I hate psycho's.

THis girl Im currently....having relations with...she called me 18 times in one day. I didnt answer eht phone once and during that day there were times where she called 5 times in a row.

****ing looneys.

If you're still "having relations" with her...you need to stop! It will only make it worse!

Rock Chalk · 06-27-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush Girl

If you're still "having relations" with her...you need to stop! It will only make it worse!

Stop? Oh, thats not an option. At least for two weeks.

Besides, I have no backup until my other "friend" gets back from Yellowstone in two weeks.

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

Stop? Oh, thats not an option. At least for two weeks.

Besides, I have no backup until my other "friend" gets back from Yellowstone in two weeks.

OMG, you are terrible! No wonder she is going psycho on you...you are totally using her...c'mon!

Rock Chalk · 06-27-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush Girl

OMG, you are terrible! No wonder she is going psycho on you...you are totally using her...c'mon!

Yeah, but she knew that going in. In fact, it was HER idea.

PatsWin2002 · 06-27-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush Girl

Not true for me specifically, but the other night I was watching TV with my new neighbor, who happens to be one of my good friend's brother. His ex-girlfriend kept calling & when he didn't answer she showed up at his house and went psycho. It was fun times...and now she knows where I live, too!

Is that why you removed your avatar?

Old Dude · 06-27-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

... I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity...

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work in reverse.

Getting more immature isn't making me any younger.

PatsWin2002 · 06-27-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dude

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work in reverse.

Getting more immature isn't making me any younger.

Me either, but I'm trying like hell.

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

Yeah, but she knew that going in. In fact, it was HER idea.

Oh yeah, I'm sure she said "what I would like out of this relationship is for you to use me for sex." ha!

Crush Girl · 06-27-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PatsWin2002

Is that why you removed your avatar?

...no, I removed that because college basketball season is over & I just haven't found another one that I'm crazy about

RaiderH8r · 06-27-2005, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Slap-

Take special note of this one, you wet behind the ears little ****ers. When I was 18, I could lay in bed and piss into the toilet. Now look at me.

Now you just lay in bed and piss on yourself? Ahh, the wisdom of age...

06-25-2005, 04:13 PM	#1
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've l earned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

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06-26-2005, 08:22 AM	#2
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Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,252	Most of these are made to get a laugh, with a little bit of truth in them. But this one is 100% true. "I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent."

06-26-2005, 09:35 AM	#4
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. This one has been coming true the last couple threads.......

06-26-2005, 12:47 PM	#8
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	This thread title is a little misleading. There are many people that have become older but certainly haven't "matured"...

06-26-2005, 03:55 PM	#10
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,793 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	This is the one I think is an important statement; I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Or you could say depression is anger turned inward.

06-27-2005, 11:14 AM	#12
Crush Girl Hello Mile High! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Denver...finally! Posts: 388	"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." LMAO!

06-27-2005, 11:35 AM	#15
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	I hate psycho's. THis girl Im currently....having relations with...she called me 18 times in one day. I didnt answer eht phone once and during that day there were times where she called 5 times in a row. ****ing looneys.