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Old 06-21-2005, 08:43 AM   #1
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Anyone else going to Cherry Hills this weekend? Cherry Hills is a great spectator course. Plenty of room to move around and see the players.

Bet Waffle will be cheering against Natalie Gulbis since he is still holding out for a gay relationship with Big Ben.
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:48 AM   #2
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golf's boring, imo, though I've been tinkering with the notion of starting to play again. Still, the ladies tour finally has some good looking non-lesbian types. Went through a billy jean king/navralatova stage for awhile
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:13 AM   #3
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golf's boring, imo, though I've been tinkering with the notion of starting to play again. Still, the ladies tour finally has some good looking non-lesbian types. Went through a billy jean king/navralatova stage for awhile

Disagree on the boring part--Golf is LIFE! (next to the Bronco's of course).

But agree strongly on the good looking comment....CHECK OUT ERICA BLASBERG!
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Anyone else going to Cherry Hills this weekend? Cherry Hills is a great spectator course. Plenty of room to move around and see the players.

Bet Waffle will be cheering against Natalie Gulbis since he is still holding out for a gay relationship with Big Ben.
I'll be there friday.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:18 AM   #5
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Disagree on the boring part--Golf is LIFE! (next to the Bronco's of course).

But agree strongly on the good looking comment....CHECK OUT ERICA BLASBERG!
yeah, I should have said golf is boring to watch on tv, imo.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:30 AM   #6
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Any body have the new Golf Digest yet? If so take a look of that big picture inside of MANnika Sorenstam. She has guns on her bigger than Tiger.

I am very surprised nobody in the main stream media hasn't at least speculated on the possibility of her using some juice. She has bulked up very close to the maximum line naturally possible for a female(if not slightly exceeded it), she has a pretty thick mustache, currently flaring up with acne like a teenager and last week she averaged 301 yards per drive. This coming from a gal who was averaging a dinky 229 yards off the tee in 1994. If she were a really bad player in 1994 then you might be able to say she just learned how to hit the ball since then but not the case. She was one of the tops in the world at that point. I also realize club and ball technology has seen some very nice increases since then but nothing to the whopper percentage increase she has found.

I have zero idea if she is natural or not but of the facts that are known they should be every bit as suspicious of her as they have been with Bonds as her physical gains for a female have been even greater than that of Bonds. Not to mention back in 1994 she was a petite and kind of cute thing. Now her face looks like a leathery weathered man.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:40 AM   #7
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I've had the same thought, naptown.
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I've been thinking that Tiger and Annika should pull a Agassi/Graf and procreate.
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I am very surprised nobody in the main stream media hasn't at least speculated on the possibility of her using some juice. She has bulked up very close to the maximum line naturally possible for a female(if not slightly exceeded it), she has a pretty thick mustache, currently flaring up with acne like a teenager and last week she averaged 301 yards per drive.
Part of me definitely says “what’s up with that?” and warning bells go off.
But then I look at John Daily, Lee Westwood and Charles Howell (to name but a few) and figure that physical fitness and golf have nothing to do with one another.
That aside, if anyone’s a candidate to get tested, she’s the one. However, she’s probably the only one.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:55 AM   #10
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I've been thinking that Tiger and Annika should pull a Agassi/Graf and procreate.
Why do something crazy like that when you can have this... http://www.cliphoto.com/social1/elin.htm
Well done Tiger.
I think every man, deep down inside, wants to marry a Swedish nanny.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:56 AM   #11
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I think every man, deep down inside, wants to marry a Swedish nanny.


I thinak all men want to if they look like Elin.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:59 AM   #12
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I thinak all men want to if they look like Elin.
Yes, MANnika Sorenstam is NOT nanny material.
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tiger sort of looks like a goofy cuba golding, but damn.....
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Why do something crazy like that when you can have this... http://www.cliphoto.com/social1/elin.htm
Well done Tiger.
I think every man, deep down inside, wants to marry a Swedish nanny.
Graf isn't exactly Brooke Shields either.

My only point was that it would be interesting if the best male golfer in the world were to mate with the best female golfer in the world.
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Graf isn't exactly Brooke Shields either.

My only point was that it would be interesting if the best male golfer in the world were to mate with the best female golfer in the world.
It would be like a Liger but instead a super golfer...
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It would be like a Liger but instead a super golfer...

Exactly. The expectations would be enormous. Kind of like watching young Elway grow up.
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It would be like a Liger but instead a super golfer...
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My only point was that it would be interesting if the best male golfer in the world were to mate with the best female golfer in the world.
I know, I just needed a reason to post Elin pics.
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I know, I just needed a reason to post Elin pics.

She is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. She has a twin, right?
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:09 AM   #19
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Any body have the new Golf Digest yet? If so take a look of that big picture inside of MANnika Sorenstam. She has guns on her bigger than Tiger.

I am very surprised nobody in the main stream media hasn't at least speculated on the possibility of her using some juice. She has bulked up very close to the maximum line naturally possible for a female(if not slightly exceeded it), she has a pretty thick mustache, currently flaring up with acne like a teenager and last week she averaged 301 yards per drive. This coming from a gal who was averaging a dinky 229 yards off the tee in 1994. If she were a really bad player in 1994 then you might be able to say she just learned how to hit the ball since then but not the case. She was one of the tops in the world at that point. I also realize club and ball technology has seen some very nice increases since then but nothing to the whopper percentage increase she has found.

I have zero idea if she is natural or not but of the facts that are known they should be every bit as suspicious of her as they have been with Bonds as her physical gains for a female have been even greater than that of Bonds. Not to mention back in 1994 she was a petite and kind of cute thing. Now her face looks like a leathery weathered man.
Not a chance. Her workout routine has become near legendary among female golfers. You are talking about gains she has made in 11 years of working out. Don't you think a healthy young woman who starts weight training in her 20s is going to gain muscle mass in 11 years? Plus, she works on her flexibility, AND the equipment in the last 5 years has added 10-30 yards for all pro golfers.

And she has always had complexion problems.

And that picture you're talking about? It's called foreshortening, her arms are nearer to the camera lens, so they look bigger than they are. If you look at her walking down the fairway, she just looks like a very fit athlete.

Of course, a Chef fan would have trouble recognizing an elite athlete . . .
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:35 AM   #20
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Not a chance. Her workout routine has become near legendary among female golfers. You are talking about gains she has made in 11 years of working out. Don't you think a healthy young woman who starts weight training in her 20s is going to gain muscle mass in 11 years? . . .

Barry Bonds' muscle gains don't go beyond what a person could put on naturally but that didn't stop the media and fans from speculating non stop...Not to mention it happened over a decade plus also.

As for legendary workout routines, that doesn't mean squat to validate being clean. Christ, often times the ones in the gym working out the hardest are the ones that are most concerned about gains and those most concerned about gains are also the ones most likely to be lured into juice.

You wouldn't know it by looking at my beer drinking physique now in my 30's but I trained for competitive body building for over 8 years at one point in my life so I know little something about the topic so spare me your know it all BS. Women's muscle mass gain potential is limited due to the lack of natural testostrone. So no matter how hard and long they train the upside of natural muscle mass gain is fairly limited.
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:43 PM   #21
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I've been thinking that Tiger and Annika should pull a Agassi/Graf and procreate.
After all the juicing, I doubt if Annika could get it up.
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After all the juicing, I doubt if Annika could get it up.





I think that is why she and her husband filed for divorce. Once she could no longer stand up that trouser snake of hers he decided he was getting out of the marriage.
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the accident might prevent me from being able to go, but i'd love to go if for no other reason than to walk the course and take a picture by the plack at #1 (where arnie drove the green in 1960)
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