Why Women Suck??

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Girls it comes down to this. If you guys could find out what you want and tell us it would eliminate all of this.

[Atlas]

This is a funny thread. Too bad I'm happily married. I don't have much to add.
Women are great.
Alec is hilarious.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Hey, women don't suck - it's just that gender politics can get real dicey if you play the wrong game.

LABF's rule #1: If you truly enjoy 'relations' with the 'fairer sex,' then steer clear of the marriage trap and other forms of monogamous entrapment.

Most of my married friends have discovered, much too late and much to their eternal consternation, that, once the knot is tied, (and once 50% of their assets belong to her) they might as well be articles of household furniture as far as their spouses are concerned.

The exception? Those guys whose income/net worth is considerably greater than that of their spouse or who are the sole providers for the family. Then it's a totally different tune.

The women in upmarket Hollywood represent, arguably, the top of the desirable female food chain.

It's pretty much a given here that sex is currency and that desirable women are commodities for sale to the highest bidder. If you're still not convinced that Darwin was right about all that "natural selection" stuff, then a visit to L.A. and a leisurely stroll down Rodeo Drive will straighten you out real quick...

...which brings us to LABF's rule #2:

If you want to enjoy as much sex with beautiful women as possible and not have to look back on your life with regret, then don't give away 50% of the gross for the same thing you can get in the back of the L.A. Weekly for three hundred bucks.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by Atlas

This is a funny thread. Too bad I'm happily married. I don't have much to add.
Women are great.
Alec is hilarious.

Yeah its great when your married to Kyla Cole.

[Atlas]

Originally Posted by UltimateSoldier

Yeah its great when your married to Kyla Cole.

Actually when your married internet avatars are about as close to a girl I can get. Sucks too because we have about these 8 girls that come into the bar that are between 21-24 they come in and drink Expensive cherry vodka and coconut rum.... so damn tempting.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Atlas

Actually when your married internet avatars are about as close to a girl I can get. Sucks too because we have about these 8 girls that come into the bar that are between 21-24 they come in and drink Expensive cherry vodka and coconut rum.... so damn tempting.

Hence LABF's rules #1 and #2.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

Hence LABF's rules #1 and #2.

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[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by UltimateSoldier

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See post #203.

[SoCalBronco]

There are some terrible women but some good ones too. Ive seen only one perfect one, but that was about 8 years ago. Perfect in every way, so they are out there but you gotta look.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

See post #203.

Thats a bit cynical.

[-Slap-]

Originally Posted by UltimateSoldier

Thats a bit cynical.

Well, I would hate to see cynicism creep into this thread.

[Octop***Y]

[Circle Orange]

Everyone talks tough about love until...ZAPP!! Ya get hit with the lightning bolt.

Thus, a new sucker is born...

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by -Slap-

Well, I would hate to see cynicism creep into this thread.

rofl

Yep - it might distract attention from AlecRaenos' misogynist rants.

[Tredici]

Here's the deal fellas. Human nature is thus. You find EXACTLY what you are looking for. So when you end up with the type of women being described here? Better figure out what's wrong with yourself and why the type of woman you think you want, you don't have.

[RaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

I figure I'd chime in on the topic...

Women... are an interesting breed. I should be bitter, but I'm not. I won't lie, I can't get enough of you gals. Right now, I'm in the exact opposite position as our good friend DenFan. He is avoiding a relationship at all costs, I'm tired of being single. Although, being single at a school full of hot girls (DU) does have its perks as well.

With that said, to the ladies who were offended at some of the men's comments, they aren't totally without merit. My sad story:

I dated a girl freshman year (2002-2003). My first serious relationship. Went home for summer break, we stayed together. Came back to Denver in September (Sophomore year - 2003-2004) to find her telling me she wanted to break up, and on top of that, she cheated on me with a good friend of mine. (ex good friend of mine, I should say) So, that year ends. Fast forward to last September, the start of my Junior year (2004-2005) at DU. I've got campus police after me because the b**** decided to claim that I had "sexually assaulted her" while we were dating, even though we were sexually active before and after the so-called "incident." It totally destroyed my fall quarter at DU. I had to get a lawyer, jump through all kinds of hoops, etc. Thank god DPD dropped the case. DU ended up dropping the case, since there was no evidence... mainly because it never happened, and she was a psychotic b****.

The point is, can you blame many men for feeling a lot of animosity towards women? Women can do whatever they please, whether it's falsly accusing men of things, using children as pawns in legal battles during divorces, or otherwise. I'm not saying it's all women, just like all men aren't deadbeat dads. But, reading through this, and going through an experience like I did, it's given me a totally new perspective on girls, and I can see where a lot of men are coming from on some issues.

With that said, I cannot wait to get back to Denver in late August. I need to get laid, and Albuquerque isn't treating me as well as DU gals do.

You take the woman too seriously. Just do her sister, and her mom (if applicable). Cow/calf combo. MMMM. Or give it to her dry in the brown eye and watch her limp her way through the walk of shame.

[Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by Tredici

Here's the deal fellas. Human nature is thus. You find EXACTLY what you are looking for. So when you end up with the type of women being described here? Better figure out what's wrong with yourself and why the type of woman you think you want, you don't have.

Tredici makes attempt at communication.

[bendog]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Tredici makes attempt at communication.

foreplay sucks too (-:

[Rock Chalk]

Originally Posted by Atlas

This is a funny thread. Too bad I'm happily married. I don't have much to add.
Women are great.
Alec is hilarious.

At least someone realizes im joking here.

[REB]

Why women don't suck.... woohoo! Jessica! click on WMV under the pic of Willie Ne3lson if necessary.

http://videos.antville.org/topics/Jessica+Simpson/

[FADERPROOF]

Originally Posted by Tredici

Here's the deal fellas. Human nature is thus. You find EXACTLY what you are looking for. So when you end up with the type of women being described here? Better figure out what's wrong with yourself and why the type of woman you think you want, you don't have.

It's because you women can't make up your midns about anything. One minute its this, next minute it's that, the constant changes of moods and desires leaves us men totally clueless on what women exactly want.

[FADERPROOF]

Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

Frylock by himself isn't funny, but him interacting with Shake, Meatwad, and Carl are funny. And you're right -- it's not funny reading that, but it's hysterical watching it.

There's just so many good episodes, I could watch it all day.

Anything with the mooninites also ends up a classic episode, like when they organize the "Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday," group of all other chracters that have been involved in ATHF in order to take tem down.

Such a great show, I hope they jsut keep on making new episodes for years to come.

[TD30]

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

they're always asking me to change the water bottle.

Thank god it's not just me. Funny thing is a I bring botteled water to work and never drink from the damn cooler. That thing runs out of water and you would think they had been stranded in the desert for two weeks without water, when infact it had only been 10 minutes in an office. A side note the fricking water cooler sits next to a sink that has cold tap water running out of it.

Needless to say within a few minutes I'm out the damn door driving to the grocery store to refill the damn thing.....aggghhhhhh........

[Tredici]

Originally Posted by FADERPROOF

It's because you women can't make up your midns about anything. One minute its this, next minute it's that, the constant changes of moods and desires leaves us men totally clueless on what women exactly want.

Exactly when have you seen me change my mind?

[FADERPROOF]

Originally Posted by Tredici

Exactly when have you seen me change my mind?

You just moved a bit ago, didn't you?