Why Women Suck?? - Page 12 - The Orange Mane

Rock Chalk · 06-24-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FADERPROOF

BTW, I'm 5"9 and a tad over 140 pounds, that is how I'm built.

Man I'd so kick your ass.

I think she was asking how your hung though bub, she seems like the inquisitive type

FADERPROOF · 06-24-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

Man I'd so kick your ass.

I think she was asking how your hung though bub, she seems like the inquisitive type

I may be 140 pounds, but it's 140 of pure muscle

As for the hung part...I don't know if I'd categorize myself real big or enormous, it's between those two though.

Rock Chalk · 06-24-2005, 07:53 PM

Yo man, *I* didnt want to know. Way TMI.

Garcia Bronco · 06-24-2005, 07:54 PM

140? So you're a wee man?

RhymesayersDU · 06-24-2005, 08:16 PM

Dynamite comes in small packages.

Feel free to read into that as much/little as you want.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 06-24-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

Go bash on Bush some more in the political forum and leave the main forum to people with some brains.

Your keyboard is where brains go to die.

SoCalBronco · 06-24-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

That has all the potential for a Jeff Foxworthy joke right there.

"If you've ever picked up a date in a concrete mixer......."

...you might be a Chiefs Fan.

Mtbrncofn · 06-24-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FADERPROOF

Ok this is a serious question about thongs, I've heard just about every woman complain about how uncomfortable and such, but why do so many women wear them still?

If I were to buy a pair of briefs that were 2 sizes too small and they rode up on me big time and it wasn't comfortable, I wouldn't wear them. I'm just trying to find some sense into this latest fashion, about every woman I know wears thongs, it's the new thing to wear, some even show off that they're wearing them, but why if it is uncomfortable?

Someone really has to help me with this question...

I feel I can complain because the one time I tried them was more than enough, but.....I have quite a few friends who absolutely love them and even say they are comfy. I must be some kind of freak or something. That is just not something I can get used to.

Plus, I like a buffer between my ass and my jeans. That part just grosses me out. I've always been of the mind that I don't want anyone to think I'm not wearing underwear! ( That's most thong wearer's mantra. ) If the lines are there, then at least people know I'm wearing them and aren't sitting there wondering if I have any underwear on at all.

Circle Orange is right about some people wearing them and seeing too much too.

Btw, DF...that's good thinking on your part. If it's not comfy, I don't wear it either, especially in the underwear category.

Blueflame · 06-24-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mtbrncofn

I feel I can complain because the one time I tried them was more than enough, but.....I have quite a few friends who absolutely love them and even say they are comfy. I must be some kind of freak or something. That is just not something I can get used to.

Plus, I like a buffer between my ass and my jeans. That part just grosses me out. I've always been of the mind that I don't want anyone to think I'm not wearing underwear! ( That's most thong wearer's mantra. ) If the lines are there, then at least people know I'm wearing them and aren't sitting there wondering if I have any underwear on at all.

Circle Orange is right about some people wearing them and seeing too much too.

Btw, DF...that's good thinking on your part. If it's not comfy, I don't wear it either, especially in the underwear category.

No corsets, eh, MT?

TheNextStep · 06-24-2005, 11:48 PM

My wife was says that the thing with thongs is that they're uncomfortable at first, but you get used to them quickly. Frankly, I can buy that explanation. I remember back when I bought a pair of silk boxers... I had wood for two days, and then I got used to them...

Mtbrncofn · 06-24-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

No corsets, eh, MT?

Yeah, I pass on those too, Blue, although I think I'd rather be squeezed to death than have underwear permanently up my butt.

Mtbrncofn · 06-24-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheNextStep

My wife was says that the thing with thongs is that they're uncomfortable at first, but you get used to them quickly. Frankly, I can buy that explanation. I remember back when I bought a pair of silk boxers... I had wood for two days, and then I got used to them...

I've heard this too many times. I thought maybe I gave up on them too quickly. So I even tried breaking myself in slowly. Kinda like when you get contacts for the first time and you are only supposed to wear them so long each day til you get up to the full day. I think I made it an hour. At that point, I was so damn grouchy....even my husband ( who was avidly cheering this on ) was begging me to get rid of them.

I have come to the conclusion that there are thong women and non-thong women. I am definitely in the latter category.

( I've also noticed they like to charge 3 times as much for thong undies than regular ones. The less fabric, the more $$. )

Sassy · 06-25-2005, 03:22 AM

Some are more comfortable than others...I just can't get use to the butt floss though.

Kaylore · 06-25-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mtbrncofn

I've heard this too many times. I thought maybe I gave up on them too quickly. So I even tried breaking myself in slowly. Kinda like when you get contacts for the first time and you are only supposed to wear them so long each day til you get up to the full day. I think I made it an hour. At that point, I was so damn grouchy....even my husband ( who was avidly cheering this on ) was begging me to get rid of them.

I have come to the conclusion that there are thong women and non-thong women. I am definitely in the latter category.

( I've also noticed they like to charge 3 times as much for thong undies than regular ones. The less fabric, the more $$. )

This is a facinating read and I have several follow up questions. The first is why, after deciding that you didn't like them, you wanted to make another go of them and "break yourself in slowly?" Personally, if a type of undergarment annoys me, I toss it out. So what I'm asking is, what motivated you to want to try and join the thong world in spite of the obvious discomforts associated therein?

Also, I've noticed that they do charge a lot for underwear, and the skimpier the more expensive. I was dating a girl who I took to victoria's secret because she wanted to just "pick up some bras". I thought, "that's fine, I bet they'll be like buying socks; You get your size and just throw a bunch into a bag." Well the one braw she wants is $40! I couldn't believe it. I was like "is it bullet resistant?" Then we were looking at these (admitedly sexy) tiny little fabric thongs made of string and a piece of cheesecloth and they were ten bucks...on CLEARANCE. So yeah, it sounds like "beauty" costs a lot, these days.

Tredici · 06-25-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by FADERPROOF

True, I'm not complaining one bit about women wearing them, just doesn't make sense.

Whatever the reason, keep wearing them, girls!

And there is the reason.

Circle Orange · 06-25-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy

Some are more comfortable than others...I just can't get use to the butt floss though.

and the weird thing is, they're often EXPENSIVE. I have no idea why. I can make my own damn string for next to nothing, I ain't gonna pay 40 bucks for a crack cleaner.

Budget thong...

Take a pair of briefs and cut them to nothing. There! You have it. Give everyone the joy of seeing your cheeks move under your clothing

its even better when you're over 300lbs...this is the age of 'letting it all hang out'.

Unfortuneately.

Circle Orange · 06-25-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FADERPROOF

I may be 140 pounds, but it's 140 of pure muscle

As for the hung part...I don't know if I'd categorize myself real big or enormous, it's between those two though.

It's all about porportion, really.

Let us know how the 'oil' experiment goes. (Whistles, shouts, screams, obscene proposals).

I myself have often heckled marines that jog in tight shorts around the Navy Yard in D.C. They don't seem to mind too much, but it sure as hell makes them break formation.

TheNextStep · 06-26-2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Circle Orange

Give everyone the joy of seeing your cheeks move under your clothing

its even better when you're over 300lbs...this is the age of 'letting it all hang out'.

And for putting that visual in my head, I officially hate your guts.

Circle Orange · 06-26-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TheNextStep

And for putting that visual in my head, I officially hate your guts.

What can I say...it's summer now, and fashion is hell...

The tragedy of self delusion with some folk...

They see a size 12 and wear a size 28.

If it comes in their size, they think it means they SHOULD wear something. Huge polka dots, checks, cabbage sized flowers, neon colors in stretch...anything goes.

Tredici · 06-26-2005, 11:36 AM

How dare they?

Garcia Bronco · 06-26-2005, 02:19 PM

I can't lie...I like it all. Thongs are cool....but my last girlfriend didn't wear them...and it just dawned on me that I never noticed.

Anyway...back to the topic : )

Mtbrncofn · 06-27-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This is a facinating read and I have several follow up questions. The first is why, after deciding that you didn't like them, you wanted to make another go of them and "break yourself in slowly?" Personally, if a type of undergarment annoys me, I toss it out. So what I'm asking is, what motivated you to want to try and join the thong world in spite of the obvious discomforts associated therein?

Also, I've noticed that they do charge a lot for underwear, and the skimpier the more expensive. I was dating a girl who I took to victoria's secret because she wanted to just "pick up some bras". I thought, "that's fine, I bet they'll be like buying socks; You get your size and just throw a bunch into a bag." Well the one braw she wants is $40! I couldn't believe it. I was like "is it bullet resistant?" Then we were looking at these (admitedly sexy) tiny little fabric thongs made of string and a piece of cheesecloth and they were ten bucks...on CLEARANCE. So yeah, it sounds like "beauty" costs a lot, these days.

To answer your first question: I thought maybe I was too hasty in my decision as my best friend was adamant that they rocked. She told me to go check and see how wide the back strappy thing was. She then told me the thinner it was, the better. So I got a different pair and tried again. Once again, they did nothing for me and I realized I was right on the first go.

Oh yeah, Victoria's Secret is spendy. I just got a catalog from there that had clearance stuff in it. First of all, I couldn't believe what they show in those things. I had to hide it from my husband! ( Just to be on the safe side

) They had thongs that had a string of pearls for the strap in the back and a 1 1/2 inch gauzy, butterfly looking thing for the front. I was altogether shocked at the thing, and even more so when I saw it was 12 bucks on CLEARANCE!

My oldest daughter happened to pick up the catalog and was looking through it. I heard a horrified yell, and she came running and pointing. The look on her face was hysterical. She yelled, "Oh my gosh, Mom....what is wrong with these underwear?! Ewwwm her whole butt is showing!." She very disgustedly slapped it shut and informed me that was just gross because your butt would touch your pants.

I'd never voiced my opinion on them, but that's my kid!

Beantown Bronco · 06-27-2005, 06:18 AM

Suck it up and go commando already.

Rock Chalk · 06-27-2005, 12:07 PM

VICTORIA'S SECRET PURCHASE:

Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his
wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as
well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked - he will never
know the difference. Then I can return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund
for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a seductive pose.

The husband exclaims, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday

Atlas · 06-27-2005, 12:27 PM

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Yo man, I didnt want to know. Way TMI.

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TheNextStep The Enemy Within Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,814	My wife was says that the thing with thongs is that they're uncomfortable at first, but you get used to them quickly. Frankly, I can buy that explanation. I remember back when I bought a pair of silk boxers... I had wood for two days, and then I got used to them...

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Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Some are more comfortable than others...I just can't get use to the butt floss though.

06-26-2005, 11:36 AM	#295
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06-26-2005, 02:19 PM	#296
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,987 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	I can't lie...I like it all. Thongs are cool....but my last girlfriend didn't wear them...and it just dawned on me that I never noticed. Anyway...back to the topic : )

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Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	VICTORIA'S SECRET PURCHASE: Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked - he will never know the difference. Then I can return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a seductive pose. The husband exclaims, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday

06-27-2005, 12:27 PM	#300
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."