O. Smith has something wrong with his head - The Orange Mane

DBroncos4life · 06-10-2005, 10:40 PM

Onterrio Smith - RB - Vikings

According to Minneapolis Police Department records, the already suspended Onterrio Smith was cited for urinating in a public elevator around 2:30 a.m. on May 1, 2004.
A surveillance video showed Smith going into the left corner of the elevator, ''where he assumes the position of a man urinating. Several females were in the elevator. They reacted by fleeing the general area, where he was urinating.'' Smith apparently is also due in court for driving with a suspended license. Luckily he doesn't have football to interfere with all his court dates. Jun. 11 - 1:22 am et
Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune

Kaylore · 06-10-2005, 10:42 PM

He must be on drugs.

ReleaseTheBeast26 · 06-10-2005, 10:52 PM

Typical Viking

Wes Mantooth · 06-10-2005, 11:27 PM

Typical DUCK!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReleaseTheBeast26

Typical Viking

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 06-10-2005, 11:28 PM

There are degrees of stupidity, and although this doesn't quite hit Fade or Chef stupidity, it's really close. These guys make hundreds of thousands of dollars minimum, and they still find new and improved ways to screw up.

Mat'hir Uth Gan · 06-10-2005, 11:39 PM

Damn, I thought I was the only person who loved to surprise women in an elevator by urinating.

AlienBronco · 06-11-2005, 05:34 AM

He was getting rid of incriminating evidence.

scorpio · 06-11-2005, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienBronco

He was getting rid of incriminating evidence.

watermock · 06-11-2005, 06:00 AM

Jesse Jackson:

"This is an outrage, the man had a physcial urge that everyone of us has every day..."

"The Whizzinator was his brothers, he was just lending to him...This is an outrage..."

"My client is a victim of discrimination to the tenth degree, and we demand money for his soiled pants...yeah, they were Dockers, we want new Dockers..."

"This is a clear and true example of discrimination on my client...everyone knows that his penis is black yet the penis in question is white. Can there be anything more discriminatory?

I demand satisfaction."

06-10-2005, 10:40 PM	#1
DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,521	O. Smith has something wrong with his head Onterrio Smith - RB - Vikings According to Minneapolis Police Department records, the already suspended Onterrio Smith was cited for urinating in a public elevator around 2:30 a.m. on May 1, 2004. A surveillance video showed Smith going into the left corner of the elevator, ''where he assumes the position of a man urinating. Several females were in the elevator. They reacted by fleeing the general area, where he was urinating.'' Smith apparently is also due in court for driving with a suspended license. Luckily he doesn't have football to interfere with all his court dates. Jun. 11 - 1:22 am et Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune

06-10-2005, 11:28 PM	#5
BRONCCRUSHFAN Perennial Pro-bowler Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Hamilton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Football Town U.S.A. The Mile High City, where God created beauty right outside the front door. Posts: 763	There are degrees of stupidity, and although this doesn't quite hit Fade or Chef stupidity, it's really close. These guys make hundreds of thousands of dollars minimum, and they still find new and improved ways to screw up. Last edited by BRONCCRUSHFAN; 06-11-2005 at 09:30 AM..

06-11-2005, 06:00 AM	#9
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Jesse Jackson: "This is an outrage, the man had a physcial urge that everyone of us has every day..." "The Whizzinator was his brothers, he was just lending to him...This is an outrage..." "My client is a victim of discrimination to the tenth degree, and we demand money for his soiled pants...yeah, they were Dockers, we want new Dockers..." "This is a clear and true example of discrimination on my client...everyone knows that his penis is black yet the penis in question is white. Can there be anything more discriminatory? I demand satisfaction." Last edited by watermock; 06-11-2005 at 06:03 AM..

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
King: Rodgers, Smith or Campbell	atwater58	NFL Draft Forum	2	04-11-2005 01:00 PM
Its Signing Day!!	SoCalBronco	College Football Forum	72	02-04-2005 04:59 PM
Stephen A. Smith column on Jordan (Nice read)	HEAV	Other Sports General	0	09-25-2004 08:26 AM

06-10-2005, 10:42 PM	#2
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,008 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	He must be on drugs.

06-10-2005, 10:52 PM	#3
ReleaseTheBeast26 Reppin' O&B till my death I'm stuck in this avatar! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 2,000 miles away from the greatest place ever. Posts: 20	Typical Viking

06-10-2005, 11:39 PM	#6
Mat'hir Uth Gan Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 865	Damn, I thought I was the only person who loved to surprise women in an elevator by urinating.

06-11-2005, 05:34 AM	#7
AlienBronco Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Not far enough from the Hurricane Belt! Posts: 456	He was getting rid of incriminating evidence.