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Somewhat on topic. My phone rang at 1:30 this morning
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That's the nice thing about being a former Marine, I got my daughter's boyfriend convinced that I can kill him nice and quiet, and dispose of the body where no one will find it. |
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![]() I know a guy that the first time the boyfriend came over he asked him to drive him to 7-11 to get some cash. Boyfriend thought oh boy hes gonna give me "the talk". Nothing was said all the way to 7-11 the father went in and came out a few minutes later with at brown paper bag he had hidden in his back pocket. He proceeded to jump into the car yelling GO GO GO I just knocked the place off. The boyfriend flew back to his house scared to death. Obviously the father had not knocked off the store The daughter was not impressed in the least. |
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Shes all of 14
Shes my step daughter but Ive raised her since she was 3. |
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Wait until she gets her learners permit, and then what you used to think were your car keys, are only yours when she is done driving you around. Last edited by BRONCCRUSHFAN; 06-02-2005 at 02:32 PM.. |
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That's a cool age... ours are 15 and 17.
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Daughter 13
Son 10 ' Son 3 ........... Drinking looks like a good option ![]() |
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Ok Dad's done bragging for now ![]() |
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Talk about a wierd feeling, when you see your daughter kissing her boyfriend for the first time. ![]() |
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Daughter 14 Son 6 They announced at his Kindergaten grad the other day. "The class of 2017" I wanted to cry. ![]() |
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Seriously she did , with the help of the 10 year old ....... They were going to fix the Lawn Mower , still dont know why they used a lighter ........ |
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I cant even imagine that. I think I would just go take a long shot of Jack and pretend it never happened. |
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mine would be more then capable of the same thing rofl |
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. this happened a few years back , I still dont let em forget ...... I smelled smoke got up and My Daughter came runing through the front door , My son , through the back door Never saying a word hiding in their bedrooms ... I got the fire out , and now we actually have Grass growing 13 pounds of Grass seed , 6 bails of straw , but it is making a comeback ![]() |
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Moms the good parent remember Im the one whos fine example taught my son that when something does not work right to call it a POS ![]() |
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! I cringe at the thought. Who knows what her dad would do. Gosh, I wish I could just skip the teenage years. I'm scared to death of them. |
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