|05-21-2005, 10:55 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
The Saturday Night Special
Since, minibronco is on sabbatical, and I have absolutely no right to do this, I thought I would.
Carl Poston has begun procedings against the Cleveland Browns for offenses yet to be named. Jesse Jackson is enroute to appraise the situation. The Soulja seems to be at the heart of the matter.
Cory Chavous is holding out regarding the insult contract he signed. He plans on farting around Sharper till his demands are met. Things seem to be very odious in Minnesota, despite Moss' departure.
Ontario Smith was last seen laughing with Ricky William in Tibet, red eyed and arguing whether South Park or SpongeBob held the true meaning of life. Meanwhile, Tice sharpened his pencil and had to be held back from finally sticking it in his ear.
Joe Gibbs is still trying to figure out what he got for a 2006 number one, but managed to check out the All-Star Nascar race. He misses the bus.
Bill Parcells is busy in Dallas, he is stuffing Drew Bledsoe into a ScareCrow and plans on short snapping to the guard while Blesoes is periodically moved according to down and distance.
Randy Moss has been making new friends almost as fast as he can kill them. After Pep tried two times to talk to his long time friend, Moss called his former QB out for Sports Illustrated, arguably the most influential paper of our time next to CBS or Newsweek. Moss explained the tradition of FaiderNation and vowed uphold it's secret handshake.
Denver landed it's long sought over punter, right before he was punted himself, and FatBoy promptly went to the Aurora IHOP to endear himself to the local fans. "They roll the streets up here at 2 A.M., SaurKraut was appearing to say...you people suck..." The John Elway drunk patrol whisked him away to Cherry Creek and word is still forthcoming.
In lighter news, Denver OC Kubiak declared that rumors that the 7 wide offense was just plain stupid.
"We can't run a 7 wide or we would of allready done it. Dammit to hell Khan...damn you all..."
It appears the 7 wide is dead for at least now.
In NBA news, Steven A. Smith has finally acknowleged that Cleveland isn't going to win the NBA Championship, and Charles Barkley is leaning towards a revelation that Indiana might not beat out Detroit, but Charles is still not convinced.
In NHL news, Gordie Howe skated around the ice today, and scored three goals, he was blocked twice by the posts, but still, it was impressive.
In an awards show, Steve Nash recieved the "short white guy who outplays everyone else" award.
Nash took the trophy and dunked it over Tim Duncan.
Last edited by watermock; 05-21-2005 at 10:58 PM..
|05-22-2005, 10:41 PM||#2|
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|05-23-2005, 03:55 AM||#3|
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