Katie Holmes, say it aint so - The Orange Mane

Master___Pain · 05-05-2005, 09:25 AM

Does she know Ron Mexico?

RaiderH8r · 05-05-2005, 09:29 AM

It looks like she blew Ron Mexico

Jason in LA · 05-05-2005, 09:30 AM

Naw, it's gotta be Griese's fault. Pryce threw a punch at him, he ducked, and Holmes got hit. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

Breck Bronc · 05-05-2005, 09:31 AM

Tom must have beaten her up when she found out she was nothing more than a beard.

Breck Bronc · 05-05-2005, 09:41 AM

She needs to ditch Cruise and move to Denver with me.

Master___Pain · 05-05-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Breck Bronc

She needs to ditch Cruise and move to Denver with me.

Bad image link

Breck Bronc · 05-05-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Master___Pain

Bad image link

shows up on my screen. Oh well.

watermock · 05-05-2005, 10:06 AM

Her lips look like two earthworms mating.

ro_50 · 05-05-2005, 10:06 AM

What happened to her? Geez. Tom Cruise must have smacked her around or something.

yavoon · 05-05-2005, 10:46 AM

ok so we seem to be split is that an STD or did she get wacked?

RaiderH8r · 05-05-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by yavoon

ok so we seem to be split is that an STD or did she get wacked?

STD...RON MEXICO STRIKES AGAIN!!

watermock · 05-05-2005, 10:51 AM

Who is Katie Holmes, and why do I even care?

So she has herpes. Seems to be the fashon of choice in Hollywood these days. It's so common it's insane. I have no clue why I don't have it honestly, I just didn't catch it. I guess I didn't get laid enough. The photo certainly does say slut on her face tho. I had a girlfriend that had it, but I never caught it. I'm a GOD.

RaiderH8r · 05-05-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by watermock

Who is Katie Holmes, and why do I even care?

So she has herpes. Seems to be the fashon of choice in Hollywood these days. It's so common it's insane. I have no clue why I don't have it honestly, I just didn't catch it. I guess I didn't get laid enough. The photo certainly does say slut on her face tho. I had a girlfriend that had it, but I never caught it. I'm a GOD.

She's the girl with the herpes and if you want to continue life without the disease you would do well to know who she is.

GSRelyea · 05-05-2005, 11:22 AM

Read an article about her the other day, I have a hard time imagining that there is any truth to it. It is from the Trentonian:

HOLMES A VIRGIN- As if the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship wasn't creepy enough, now word comes down that Ms. Holmes is a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. This, for the record is not going to help those decades old "Cruise is gay" rumors. Anyway, back to Katie. According to a 2003 interview she gave to the Sunday Mirror of London, Holmes said; according to the interviewer "she went to cheerleading practice, got straight A's and made a pledge that she would remain a virgin until marriage." Reps of Holmes have not responded to repeated calls from MSNBC and other news outlets to discuss her sex life. But let's say she is pure as the driven snow. Does this mean Cruise is planning on marrying this young woman? My mind spins. It's just all too weird. And for the record I prefer my movie star couples to have sex. Personal preference. Keeps things real.

- Jeff Edelstein

Breck Bronc · 05-05-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GSRelyea

Read an article about her the other day, I have a hard time imagining that there is any truth to it. It is from the Trentonian:

HOLMES A VIRGIN- As if the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship wasn't creepy enough, now word comes down that Ms. Holmes is a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. This, for the record is not going to help those decades old "Cruise is gay" rumors. Anyway, back to Katie. According to a 2003 interview she gave to the Sunday Mirror of London, Holmes said; according to the interviewer "she went to cheerleading practice, got straight A's and made a pledge that she would remain a virgin until marriage." Reps of Holmes have not responded to repeated calls from MSNBC and other news outlets to discuss her sex life. But let's say she is pure as the driven snow. Does this mean Cruise is planning on marrying this young woman? My mind spins. It's just all too weird. And for the record I prefer my movie star couples to have sex. Personal preference. Keeps things real.

- Jeff Edelstein

She was engaged to the horrible actor Chris Kline for a long time. Can you imagine dating her for so long and never getting any, then she breaks up with you and you never got to crack her open, even once? Though I doubt the veracity of the virgin story.

Atlas · 05-05-2005, 11:30 AM

bendog · 05-05-2005, 11:31 AM

Maybe she has other skills, though looking at those "cold sores," a wise man would ..... do internet porn

GSRelyea · 05-05-2005, 11:34 AM

If she is actually a virgin, Chris Kline has to be one pissed off guy. Talk about some serious blue balls.

bendog · 05-05-2005, 12:01 PM

I dunno. You're young and you just want ..... Then you get old, and frankly some tart who'll do you at the stop light is physically taxing.

Jason in LA · 05-05-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GSRelyea

If she is actually a virgin, Chris Kline has to be one pissed off guy. Talk about some serious blue balls.

I'm pretty sure he had some other chick doing the heavy lifting.

broncos love · 05-05-2005, 12:47 PM

Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico

ozomulsion · 05-05-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by broncos love

Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico

Michael Vick
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

RaiderH8r · 05-05-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by broncos love

Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico

Michael Vick. Some lady is suing him for giving her herpes and his alias in the encounter was Ron Mexico.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

RaiderH8r · 05-05-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ozomulsion

Michael Vick
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

Beat me to it....

GreatBronco16 · 05-05-2005, 01:40 PM

Damnit, I can't see the pic. Someone please put it up on another server so I can see it.

EDIT: Nevermind. It showed up after I posted this.

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