***The SoCalBronco 10,000th Post Roast! Click Here for hilarity!*** - The Orange Mane

Pezman · 04-08-2005, 12:11 PM

So, our buddy SoCalBronco managed to sqeeze off post 10,000 with nary a self-gratuitious thank you post, so in his honor, I thought we'd roast him here as punishment

(Got ya bro muahahhaa)

As master of the ceremonies, I thought I'd start with something simple yet effective for our show.

"SoCalBronco is so homeristic to the Broncos that he would worship his Shanahan doll, if it wasnt already burned to cinders because of the Gold pickup"

"SoCal is actually a big fan of Ian Gold. But only when he is fantasizing about dwarfs"

"Bea Arthur dancing gratuitiously was supposed to be the avatar for SoCal instead of Cammy, but SoCal hasnt been able to access his homepage www.silverhairedhotties.com for weeks because of "the incident""

"Did you know that SoCalBronco was actually a Raiders fan by birth? Oh yeah. He was born ass out first and the doctor said, M'aam, we got ourselves another Fade fan!"

"Besides spending time on the Mane, SoCal is going to law school. It seems he has been building a case against Chief fans from having internet access for years"

"The best part about reading SoCalBroncos takes is that you can count on two things, first, you can argue with a knowledgeble fan with a good banter, Two, if he doesnt like what you say, your post will be modded!"

I Keed I keed!

But seriously folks, Congrats to one of the classiest, most knowledgeable and likeable guys you will ever read on a bulletin board, KHeinz57 errrrr SoCalBronco!

Next!

Northman · 04-08-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pezman

So, our buddy SoCalBronco managed to sqeeze off post 10,000 with nary a self-gratuitious thank you post, so in his honor, I thought we'd roast him here as punishment

(Got ya bro muahahhaa)

As master of the ceremonies, I thought I'd start with something simple yet effective for our show.

"SoCalBronco is so homeristic to the Broncos that he would worship his Shanahan doll, if it wasnt already burned to cinders because of the Gold pickup"

"SoCal is actually a big fan of Ian Gold. But only when he is fantasizing about dwarfs"

"Bea Arthur dancing gratuitiously was supposed to be the avatar for SoCal instead of Cammy, but SoCal hasnt been able to access his homepage www.silverhairedhotties.com for weeks because of "the incident""

"Did you know that SoCalBronco was actually a Raiders fan by birth? Oh yeah. He was born ass out first and the doctor said, M'aam, we got ourselves another Fade fan!"

"Besides spending time on the Mane, SoCal is going to law school. It seems he has been building a case against Chief fans from having internet access for years"

"The best part about reading SoCalBroncos takes is that you can count on two things, first, you can argue with a knowledgeble fan with a good banter, Two, if he doesnt like what you say, your post will be modded!"

I Keed I keed!

But seriously folks, Congrats to one of the classiest, most knowledgeable and likeable guys you will ever read on a bulletin board, KHeinz57 errrrr SoCalBronco!

Next!

No you didnt go with the Kheinz joke. lol

anyhow, congrats SoCal. you are a great poster and a very valued member at the orangemane. but one thing you can count on my friend, next year the Virginia Cavaliers will be serving ' Roasted Duck ' if you get my drift.

Atlas · 04-08-2005, 12:22 PM

Nice job SoCal the 10,000 is pretty impressive BUT you still can't hold Mock's jock!!

Saulbadguy · 04-08-2005, 12:23 PM

He is a homersexual.

SoCalBronco · 04-08-2005, 12:23 PM

Thanks Pez. Thanks Guys.

Atlas · 04-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

Thanks Pez. Thanks Guys.

Nice speech??(GEEZE)

I figured something out.
You are averaging 10 posts a day. I'm averaging 12.24 posts a day I figure by the time Plummer has retired I'll be passing you by leaving you in the dust!!! Enjoy it while you can because I'm coming for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBF1 · 04-08-2005, 12:30 PM

As long as he does not put up an avatar of himself dancing like CD we are okay. Congrats on the milestone, Now only 7 more years to catch Mock if he stops posting.

JCMElway · 04-08-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBF1

As long as he does not put up an avatar of himself dancing like CD we are okay. Congrats on the milestone, Now only 7 more years to catch Mock if he stops posting.

Cd doing the dance that the stripper is doing in your avatar!

Pezman · 04-08-2005, 12:56 PM

SoCal Bronco has been here so long...
(audience) How long has he been here?
SoCal has been here so long, that he actually remembers when Watermock was only at 33,000 posts!

Did you know that SoCalBroncos original handle was StuckinTrafficandSmogandEarthquakeBronco?

As many of you know, SoCalBronco is a fan of the Hawaii Warriors and the Miami Hurricanes. But what you didnt know was that he actually tried getting the Hurricanes to rename themselves the "Rainbow Hurricanes" just like the fighting Hawaiian team?

SoCalBronco is a staunch Republican. He is so hardcore conservative, that he trained his dog to poop that were shaped just like Hillary Clinton.

CBF1 · 04-08-2005, 01:03 PM

I just figured this out... At my current pace of 4.48 posts a day it will take me 6.1150684 years to reach 10,000 posts.

In Mock years I will be dead....24.46 years to catch Mock, and this is if he never posts again.

Rascal · 04-08-2005, 01:05 PM

congrats Socal...my condolescenes to your life and wife though

BTW...can somebody explain to me what the "Kheinz joke" is?

Rascal · 04-08-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atlas

Nice job SoCal the 10,000 is pretty impressive BUT you still can't hold Mock's jock!!

nobody can and nobody wants to.

watermock · 04-08-2005, 01:10 PM

"Socal's nose is so far up D.J. Williams ASS that..."

Audience:

"HOW FAR UP IS IT.."

"So far that Williams has grown his own evil head!"

Har Har Har

watermock · 04-08-2005, 01:22 PM

Thank God Drive-In movie theaters are a thing of the past.

Last time SoCal went on Saturday night, he was still banging on car windows looking for his wife by the time Sunday Drive thru Church started...

wabbit · 04-08-2005, 01:36 PM

As good as we get

Congrats buddy

Mile High Shack · 04-08-2005, 01:42 PM

There’s no middle ground with this guy—you either hate him or detest him.

I’d like to introduce a man who never says a bad word about anybody. He doesn’t know anybody.

He's one of the most colorful personalities I know. He's green with envy, and there's a yellow streak down his back.

We received a number of congratulatory calls for this event—from people congratulating themselves for not being here.

He's an old-fashioned conservative guy. He didn't even kiss his wife until after their third date -- and fourth child.

A caring man, in November he opened the world's first hospice for turkeys.

We're talking about a someone who can make you feel warm all over. Then again, so can the 24-hour virus.

Cheap? One time he got a note from kidnappers demanding $50,000 for the safe return of his wife. He asked if they had anybody less expensive.

(I need a rimshot after these please)

Rohirrim · 04-08-2005, 01:43 PM

10,000 posts! Wow! I wonder what his wife's doing while he's doing all that posting...? hmmm.
(j/k)
Hell, I get half my Broncos info from this guy. Don't stop, SoCal.

watermock · 04-08-2005, 01:57 PM

When SoCal got divorced, that was group sex. His wife screwed him in front of the jury.

Blueflame · 04-08-2005, 01:58 PM

SoCal doesn't have a wife, does he? Seems to me that there was a fairly-recent discussion of his marital status and he confirmed that he's single.

Congrats on the milestone, SoCal!

orinjkrush · 04-08-2005, 02:04 PM

Socal, get a life already. 10,000 posts qualifies as a serious personality disorder. (no offense, Mock) But you sure are entertaining! Keep posting, especially while you are in an altered state.

ZachKC · 04-08-2005, 02:10 PM

One of the best the OM has to offer. Congrats.

Ok, I am really ****ty at roasting.

Taco John · 04-08-2005, 02:16 PM

I should probably take SoCal off of iggy for awhile to celebrate...

Al Wilson · 04-08-2005, 02:19 PM

You must be proud of yourself sitting for days on your ass looking at a screen.

Gratz if it makes you happy.

Crushaholic · 04-08-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pezman

As master of the ceremonies, I thought I'd start with something simple yet effective for our show.

"SoCalBronco is so homeristic to the Broncos that he would worship his Shanahan doll, if it wasnt already burned to cinders because of the Gold pickup"

"SoCal is actually a big fan of Ian Gold. But only when he is fantasizing about dwarfs"

"Bea Arthur dancing gratuitiously was supposed to be the avatar for SoCal instead of Cammy, but SoCal hasnt been able to access his homepage www.silverhairedhotties.com for weeks because of "the incident""

"Did you know that SoCalBronco was actually a Raiders fan by birth? Oh yeah. He was born ass out first and the doctor said, M'aam, we got ourselves another Fade fan!"

"Besides spending time on the Mane, SoCal is going to law school. It seems he has been building a case against Chief fans from having internet access for years"

"The best part about reading SoCalBroncos takes is that you can count on two things, first, you can argue with a knowledgeble fan with a good banter, Two, if he doesnt like what you say, your post will be modded!"

I Keed I keed!

But seriously folks, Congrats to one of the classiest, most knowledgeable and likeable guys you will ever read on a bulletin board, KHeinz57 errrrr SoCalBronco!

Next!

You lied, Pez. I was expecting hilarity!

Oh...was I supposed to be roasting SoCal? Oops...

PatsWin2002 · 04-08-2005, 02:25 PM

I like SoCal a lot. The guy is here more than me!

....which means there is a circus somewhere running itself.

04-08-2005, 12:11 PM	#1
Pezman Livin the dream Andy did you hear about this one? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Smoggy SoCal Posts: 9,833 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	*The SoCalBronco 10,000th Post Roast! Click Here for hilarity!* So, our buddy SoCalBronco managed to sqeeze off post 10,000 with nary a self-gratuitious thank you post, so in his honor, I thought we'd roast him here as punishment (Got ya bro muahahhaa) As master of the ceremonies, I thought I'd start with something simple yet effective for our show. "SoCalBronco is so homeristic to the Broncos that he would worship his Shanahan doll, if it wasnt already burned to cinders because of the Gold pickup" "SoCal is actually a big fan of Ian Gold. But only when he is fantasizing about dwarfs" "Bea Arthur dancing gratuitiously was supposed to be the avatar for SoCal instead of Cammy, but SoCal hasnt been able to access his homepage www.silverhairedhotties.com for weeks because of "the incident"" "Did you know that SoCalBronco was actually a Raiders fan by birth? Oh yeah. He was born ass out first and the doctor said, M'aam, we got ourselves another Fade fan!" "Besides spending time on the Mane, SoCal is going to law school. It seems he has been building a case against Chief fans from having internet access for years" "The best part about reading SoCalBroncos takes is that you can count on two things, first, you can argue with a knowledgeble fan with a good banter, Two, if he doesnt like what you say, your post will be modded!" I Keed I keed! But seriously folks, Congrats to one of the classiest, most knowledgeable and likeable guys you will ever read on a bulletin board, KHeinz57 errrrr SoCalBronco! Next! __________________ Sitting on a beach, earning 20%

04-08-2005, 12:23 PM	#5
SoCalBronco Nixonite Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 33,319 Adopt-a-Bronco: D.J. Williams	Thanks Pez. Thanks Guys. __________________ ITS A PLAYOFF HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH!

04-08-2005, 12:56 PM	#9
Pezman Livin the dream Andy did you hear about this one? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Smoggy SoCal Posts: 9,833 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	SoCal Bronco has been here so long... (audience) How long has he been here? SoCal has been here so long, that he actually remembers when Watermock was only at 33,000 posts! Did you know that SoCalBroncos original handle was StuckinTrafficandSmogandEarthquakeBronco? As many of you know, SoCalBronco is a fan of the Hawaii Warriors and the Miami Hurricanes. But what you didnt know was that he actually tried getting the Hurricanes to rename themselves the "Rainbow Hurricanes" just like the fighting Hawaiian team? SoCalBronco is a staunch Republican. He is so hardcore conservative, that he trained his dog to poop that were shaped just like Hillary Clinton. __________________ Sitting on a beach, earning 20%

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04-08-2005, 12:22 PM	#3
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	Nice job SoCal the 10,000 is pretty impressive BUT you still can't hold Mock's jock!!

04-08-2005, 12:23 PM	#4
Saulbadguy Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,923	He is a homersexual.

04-08-2005, 12:30 PM	#7
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	As long as he does not put up an avatar of himself dancing like CD we are okay. Congrats on the milestone, Now only 7 more years to catch Mock if he stops posting.

04-08-2005, 01:03 PM	#10
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	I just figured this out... At my current pace of 4.48 posts a day it will take me 6.1150684 years to reach 10,000 posts. In Mock years I will be dead....24.46 years to catch Mock, and this is if he never posts again.

04-08-2005, 01:05 PM	#11
Rascal RIP Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,581 Adopt-a-Bronco: Turf	congrats Socal...my condolescenes to your life and wife though BTW...can somebody explain to me what the "Kheinz joke" is?

04-08-2005, 01:10 PM	#13
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	"Socal's nose is so far up D.J. Williams ASS that..." Audience: "HOW FAR UP IS IT.." "So far that Williams has grown his own evil head!" Har Har Har

04-08-2005, 01:22 PM	#14
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Thank God Drive-In movie theaters are a thing of the past. Last time SoCal went on Saturday night, he was still banging on car windows looking for his wife by the time Sunday Drive thru Church started...

04-08-2005, 01:36 PM	#15
wabbit Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Aurora Posts: 5,449	As good as we get Congrats buddy

04-08-2005, 01:42 PM	#16
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	There’s no middle ground with this guy—you either hate him or detest him. I’d like to introduce a man who never says a bad word about anybody. He doesn’t know anybody. He's one of the most colorful personalities I know. He's green with envy, and there's a yellow streak down his back. We received a number of congratulatory calls for this event—from people congratulating themselves for not being here. He's an old-fashioned conservative guy. He didn't even kiss his wife until after their third date -- and fourth child. A caring man, in November he opened the world's first hospice for turkeys. We're talking about a someone who can make you feel warm all over. Then again, so can the 24-hour virus. Cheap? One time he got a note from kidnappers demanding $50,000 for the safe return of his wife. He asked if they had anybody less expensive. (I need a rimshot after these please)

04-08-2005, 01:43 PM	#17
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,856	10,000 posts! Wow! I wonder what his wife's doing while he's doing all that posting...? hmmm. (j/k) Hell, I get half my Broncos info from this guy. Don't stop, SoCal.

04-08-2005, 01:57 PM	#18
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	When SoCal got divorced, that was group sex. His wife screwed him in front of the jury.

04-08-2005, 01:58 PM	#19
Blueflame Miss Congeniality Welcome to Peyton's Place Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: in my cups... lol Posts: 33,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: Randy Gradishar	SoCal doesn't have a wife, does he? Seems to me that there was a fairly-recent discussion of his marital status and he confirmed that he's single. Congrats on the milestone, SoCal!

04-08-2005, 02:04 PM	#20
orinjkrush ... Prospects for the future... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DistrictOfCorruption Posts: 4,914 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Garland	Socal, get a life already. 10,000 posts qualifies as a serious personality disorder. (no offense, Mock) But you sure are entertaining! Keep posting, especially while you are in an altered state.

04-08-2005, 02:10 PM	#21
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	One of the best the OM has to offer. Congrats. Ok, I am really ****ty at roasting.

04-08-2005, 02:16 PM	#22
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I should probably take SoCal off of iggy for awhile to celebrate...

04-08-2005, 02:19 PM	#23
Al Wilson Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 943	You must be proud of yourself sitting for days on your ass looking at a screen. Gratz if it makes you happy.

04-08-2005, 02:25 PM	#25
PatsWin2002 Giggity Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South of Boston Posts: 6,270	I like SoCal a lot. The guy is here more than me! ....which means there is a circus somewhere running itself.