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Old 04-01-2005, 03:31 PM   #1
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**** this day. Its the worst possible ****ing day on planet earth. Even the dullest, most moronic idiots think they are funny and everyone has jokes.

What ****ing moron came up with a stupid day to pull practical jokes and do stupid **** that isnt true. Its like a license to lie, for stupid people who think it will be funny.

Well, its not ****ing funny.

Taco John sells out? The Brown mane? On what ****ing planet is that funny Isaac? Its not even mildly humorous. If you really wanted to make a stupid ass April Fools joke, the front page should have been a login screen with credit card information because the OM is going to a pay per view site.

That at least would have been mildly humorous.

And enough with the breaking news threads. No one is going to believe a ****ing thing on this day because everyone is so full of **** that you cant trust anything.

And while Im venting, the next moron to call me and tell me my dog bit the neighbor is getting a 12 gauge shotgun round to the ****ing skull at point blank range.

And if you are going to do an April Fool's joke, at least have some common ****ing decency and dont do anything that could potentially be traumatic to someone. I mean, holy ****, are you THAT ****ing ignorant that you cant come up with something better than "Your mom was in a car accident".

At least this piece of **** day is almost over.
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Did someone pee in your cheerio's Alec?
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:36 PM   #3
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That would have been at least mildly humorous CBF.
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i went to te \h place to get a hiar cut. I asdai i wanted a fade. shea siad the didnt kniw what taht was....l then she sadi shw disnt know what that was

thn sahe said s[ril fools
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:39 PM   #5
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**** this day. Its the worst possible ****ing day on planet earth. Even the dullest, most moronic idiots think they are funny and everyone has jokes.

What ****ing moron came up with a stupid day to pull practical jokes and do stupid **** that isnt true. Its like a license to lie, for stupid people who think it will be funny.

Well, its not ****ing funny.

Taco John sells out? The Brown mane? On what ****ing planet is that funny Isaac? Its not even mildly humorous. If you really wanted to make a stupid ass April Fools joke, the front page should have been a login screen with credit card information because the OM is going to a pay per view site.

That at least would have been mildly humorous.

And enough with the breaking news threads. No one is going to believe a ****ing thing on this day because everyone is so full of **** that you cant trust anything.

And while Im venting, the next moron to call me and tell me my dog bit the neighbor is getting a 12 gauge shotgun round to the ****ing skull at point blank range.

And if you are going to do an April Fool's joke, at least have some common ****ing decency and dont do anything that could potentially be traumatic to someone. I mean, holy ****, are you THAT ****ing ignorant that you cant come up with something better than "Your mom was in a car accident".

At least this piece of **** day is almost over.
Go back to sleep, big grouch.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:40 PM   #6
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i went to te \h place to get a hiar cut. I asdai i wanted a fade. shea siad the didnt kniw what taht was....l then she sadi shw disnt know what that was

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Old 04-01-2005, 03:42 PM   #7
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Taco John sells out? The Brown mane? On what ****ing planet is that funny Isaac? Its not even mildly humorous. If you really wanted to make a stupid ass April Fools joke, the front page should have been a login screen with credit card information because the OM is going to a pay per view site.

That at least would have been mildly humorous.
Does this looks like the face of an evil poster?

Oh btw I declare April 1st post pictures of Taco day instead of April Fools day just for Raenos.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:43 PM   #8
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i weant ib tfor college, buti ive leard ho to drinkk
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:43 PM   #9
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:44 PM   #10
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I'd like to combine April's fools with St. Patrick's day.

They got jokes. I got a knarled Irish walking stick.

Glory and begorah! What a fine celebration we'll have.

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Old 04-01-2005, 03:44 PM   #11
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #13
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I've been wondering this for years now.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:50 PM   #14
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I think this day is getting the best of some of our members.
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I personally love this day, cause I can now start a countdown until my birthday.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:55 PM   #18
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walll this tehred is about april fools ady... so lets alkt aobut that
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:56 PM   #19
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I for one think its good to see Alec being himself I was starting to worry.

I also thought the TJ selling out was funny.

I wrote that part because I see Taco looking at this thread
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:59 PM   #20
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To me, this is like celebrating Arbor Day or something.....I mean, I haven't paid attention to April's Fools Day in many, many years.

Now Post Pics Of Taco Day makes more sense to me
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:01 PM   #21
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The Smurf-to-English translator on Babelfish is down. Someone want to fill me in there?

BTW, I'm with Alex. Only person to get me today is The Sports Guy on ESPN.com.
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All these Taco pics are enough to risk another banning
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:06 PM   #24
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Wow josh, you changed your avatar. First time since Ive been here that has happened.
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