Apparently You CAN'T Always Have it Your Way at BK - The Orange Mane

RaiderH8r · 03-29-2005, 12:32 PM

So you can call 911. I haven't bothered giving the snopes.com to this little treat because it is so much nicer to think it is real so that's how I'm pitching this, it is a real 911 call. Sorry if this is a repost.

http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_r...tern_burg.html

Kid A · 03-29-2005, 12:37 PM

"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger."

wow. First time I listened i didn't think it could be real. Then I remembered how retarded people are.

RaiderH8r · 03-29-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kid A

"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger."

wow. First time I listened i didn't think it could be real. Then I remembered how retarded people are.

I know exactly what you mean. Just wait til Spidey and Mock get ahold of this one.

Master___Pain · 03-29-2005, 12:45 PM

Burger King 911 Call---Snopes

RaiderH8r · 03-29-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master___Pain

Burger King 911 Call---Snopes

Undetermined, that's encouraging. I don't know if you can make this stuff up. It's right there on the borderline of too stupid to believe it and I've met people that stupid so it might be true. It's in the gray....still though....
"is it a harmful cheeseburger or something?"

Spider · 03-29-2005, 12:58 PM

..........

Mile High Shack · 03-29-2005, 01:01 PM

you have GOT to be kidding me..........9-11 for that

a harmful cheeseburger

Breck Bronc · 03-29-2005, 01:04 PM

Two Burger King threads in two days. Things come in threes, so what will the next big BK story on Orangemane be? I hope Courtney Brown steers clear of BK the next few days.

RaiderH8r · 03-29-2005, 01:08 PM

Can you imagine what her husband must have to endure....I wonder if she calls 911 for premature ejaculation?

Hello 911? Yeah, my husband just spunked all over my face and he didn't even give me three pumps...can you send a deputy over?

Was it harmful spunk?

Well, now he's rolled over and just sleeping and laying there. Can't you do something?

I'm not sendng a deputy over to make him pleasure you. I suggest you sleep with his brother like a good wife and leave me and the police the hell alone.

OK.

Drek · 03-29-2005, 02:59 PM

That same page has an article on THE MAYOR. Shout out to Freddy Hoiberg!

Hercules Rockefeller · 03-29-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Undetermined, that's encouraging. I don't know if you can make this stuff up. It's right there on the borderline of too stupid to believe it and I've met people that stupid so it might be true. It's in the gray....still though....
"is it a harmful cheeseburger or something?"

Read to the bottom. It's a legit call, they've left it in the "undetermined" category because Snopes wants some additional background info, like why a 9-11 operator stayed on the phone for 2 and a half minutes with this lady and the possibility that it could be a prank call.

watermock · 03-29-2005, 04:07 PM

Damn.

Seems like she has legitimate issues. Damn Cops as usual don't respond. I'm astounded. THIS IS AN OUTARAGE...I'M A.C. DAMMIT...

03-29-2005, 12:32 PM	#1
RaiderH8r In The Bag Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Meth Alley Posts: 9,953 Adopt-a-Bronco: MethWolfe	Apparently You CAN'T Always Have it Your Way at BK So you can call 911. I haven't bothered giving the snopes.com to this little treat because it is so much nicer to think it is real so that's how I'm pitching this, it is a real 911 call. Sorry if this is a repost. http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_r...tern_burg.html

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03-29-2005, 12:37 PM	#2
Kid A Ring of Famer I don't need love. I just need wins Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,656 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rahim Moore	"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger." wow. First time I listened i didn't think it could be real. Then I remembered how retarded people are.

03-29-2005, 12:45 PM	#4
Master___Pain Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Springs Posts: 4,605 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rock Hoover	Burger King 911 Call---Snopes

03-29-2005, 12:58 PM	#6
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	..........

03-29-2005, 01:01 PM	#7
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	you have GOT to be kidding me..........9-11 for that a harmful cheeseburger

03-29-2005, 01:04 PM	#8
Breck Bronc Roland Deschain The Gunslinger Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,058	Two Burger King threads in two days. Things come in threes, so what will the next big BK story on Orangemane be? I hope Courtney Brown steers clear of BK the next few days.

03-29-2005, 01:08 PM	#9
RaiderH8r In The Bag Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Meth Alley Posts: 9,953 Adopt-a-Bronco: MethWolfe	Can you imagine what her husband must have to endure....I wonder if she calls 911 for premature ejaculation? Hello 911? Yeah, my husband just spunked all over my face and he didn't even give me three pumps...can you send a deputy over? Was it harmful spunk? Well, now he's rolled over and just sleeping and laying there. Can't you do something? I'm not sendng a deputy over to make him pleasure you. I suggest you sleep with his brother like a good wife and leave me and the police the hell alone. OK.

03-29-2005, 02:59 PM	#10
Drek Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,359	That same page has an article on THE MAYOR. Shout out to Freddy Hoiberg!

03-29-2005, 04:07 PM	#12
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Damn. Seems like she has legitimate issues. Damn Cops as usual don't respond. I'm astounded. THIS IS AN OUTARAGE...I'M A.C. DAMMIT...