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Old 04-02-2009, 09:52 PM   #1
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:58 PM   #2
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I'd buy that.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:07 PM   #3
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Well, he still has his spleen and his blood sugar is ok
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:11 PM   #4
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#18 is retired - the "great" Frank Tripuka.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:12 PM   #5
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ha ha ha! I love this.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:18 PM   #6
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Well, he still has his spleen and his blood sugar is ok
Hahahaha. Here in Denver, we don't expect much from a quarterback.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:22 PM   #7
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Get in FAST, and they will throw in a FREE bottle of hair growth serum - FOR YOUR NECK!!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:51 PM   #8
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Im pissed. I just ****ing bought a cutler jersey last year, $50 bux for like 2 months of use.
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:54 PM   #9
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Im pissed. I just ****ing bought a cutler jersey last year, $50 bux for like 2 months of use.
Do you have a dog? Remove the name-plate carefully and use it for a dog-**** scooper-baggie.

Save the jersey for the next time we have someone worthwhile wearing #6 again.
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:59 PM   #10
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I can grow a neck beard without that ****...


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Old 04-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #11
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Yeah this sucks. I had two of them. I still have my Bailey jersies, though. Orton can't wear 18 because it's retired. I might get a Clady, Kuper or Royal jersey, though.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #12
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The neck-beard is kind of old school. I'll take it over the fruity emo-bowl wig Cutlerbus was sporting.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #13
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GBDU, you disappoint me.

I'm gonna put "Brett" on the Cutler nameplate, you JERK!!!!
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:01 AM   #14
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:09 AM   #15
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I'm gonna stitch on, on baby blue fabric, BABY, on my Cutler jersey, I think that should salvage it for next year.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:10 AM   #16
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that is freakin' hilarious. Rep
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:10 AM   #17
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I'm adding on a giant red "NO" circle (a la "no smoking" signs) and attending the chicago at atlanta game this year...right above the visitors entrance.

He'll get an earful from me.
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:07 AM   #18
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GBDU, you disappoint me.

I'm gonna put "Brett" on the Cutler nameplate, you JERK!!!!
Remove the name "CUTLER" and replace it with "EMO"!

I'd buy an ORTON jersey if I didn't have "the jersey curse" to be worried about!
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:21 AM   #19
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:24 AM   #20
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Yeah this sucks. I had two of them. I still have my Bailey jersies, though. Orton can't wear 18 because it's retired. I might get a Clady, Kuper or Royal jersey, though.
lol hold off on the Hills one
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:25 AM   #21
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I am just glad I didn't buy one a few months back.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:34 AM   #22
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So, will the legacy of the "6" be passed down? If so, it's easy to stich an ORTON patch over CUTLER.

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Old 04-03-2009, 07:44 AM   #23
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Im pissed. I just ****ing bought a cutler jersey last year, $50 bux for like 2 months of use.
And all you have to do is get a new nameplate with "CRYBABY" or "DIABEETUS" or "INSULIN" on it, then sew that ****er on.
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:00 AM   #24
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Im pissed. I just ****ing bought a cutler jersey last year, $50 bux for like 2 months of use.
Don't feel bad. I still have a Greise jersey hanging in my closet!
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:06 AM   #25
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And all you have to do is get a new nameplate with "CRYBABY" or "DIABEETUS" or "INSULIN" on it, then sew that ****er on.
Or Brister.
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