Worst Movie Ever

[Hogan11]

Originally Posted by Solo

I may have to go with Caddyshack II as well, I believe there has never been a more disappointing sequel. Even Slap Shot II was better.

The originals of these movies are a couple of my favorite films of all time, so I suppose that adds to the disappointment.

You know it Solo...Caddyshack 2 is just plain stupid. It doesn't have one funny moment in it.......not one. Everyone in it does an awful job....the girls are nothing special, Robert Stack is no Ted Knight. Jackie Mason, as I noted earlier, is one of the most unfunny men alive (if he's still breathing, that is) Aykroyd & Quaid give their worst performances on film (no mean feat that) , Chase is a snore....I could go on all day.

Maybe some of the awful sequals to Meatballs could give it a run for it's money, but that's a big MAYBE. Outside of that, that ..Rocky Horror thing I honestly can't think of a more terrible movie.

[-Slap-]

Here's a comprehensive list from a fan vote on The Internet Movie Data Base. Doesn't look like any of these films are on this list unfairly.

IMDb Bottom 100

1. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 7,388
2. From Justin to Kelly (2003) 6,745
3. Future War (1997) 1,470
4. Space Mutiny (1988) 1,682
5. Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 805
6. Troll 2 (1990) 1,782
7. Hobgoblins (1987) 1,903
8. Eegah (1962) 1,184
9. Son of the Mask (2005) 784
10. You Got Served (2004) 6,226
11. Santa with Muscles (1996) 2,510
12. Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,216
13. Alone in the Dark (2005) 1,602
14. The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) 1,049
15. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 2,042
16. Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 994
17. Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 2,479
18. Glitter (2001) 5,693
19. Werewolf (1996) 947
20. 2 Going Overboard (1989) 1,245
21. Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1,016
22. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 1,175
23. Uomo puma, L' (1980) 842
24. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 5,130
25. Gigli (2003) 11,388
26. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 645
27. Kazaam (1996) 3,297
28. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 1,790
29. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) 889
30. House of the Dead (2003) 3,488
31. Stjerner uden hjerner (1997) 929
32. Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2,116
33. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 15,182
34. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2,226
35. Robot Monster (1953) 677
36. Baby Geniuses (1999) 3,000
37. It's Pat (1994) 2,513
38. Cool as Ice (1991) 1,222
39. Hercules in New York (1970) 2,477
40. 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 1,896
41. Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 5,860
42. Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 705
43. Bolero (1984) 1,253
44. Simon Sez (1999) 692
45. The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 2,494
46. Mitchell (1975) 1,201
47. Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 4,928
48. Steel (1997) 1,512
49. Rollerball (2002) 5,869
50. Marci X (2003) 660
51. Vercingétorix (2001) 1,403
52. Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) 1,367
53. Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,090
54. Shanghai Surprise (1986) 786
55. Captain America (1991) 1,304
56. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 5,647
57. Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981) 692
58. Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 1,176
59. The Master of Disguise (2002) 4,447
60. Ringmaster (1998) 1,433
61. Bride of the Monster (1955) 801
62. Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 1,203
63. Spice World (1997) 8,143
64. Rhinestone (1984) 863
65. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 6,280
66. Problem Child 2 (1991) 3,365
67. Street Fighter (1994) 7,703
68. Out for a Kill (2003) 725
69. Plump Fiction (1997) 692
70. Mr. Nanny (1993) 1,497
71. The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) 883
72. Double Dragon (1994) 1,397
73. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 2,077
74. Torque (2004) 3,664
75. The Smokers (2000) 629
76. Barb Wire (1996) 5,810
77. Cop & 1/2 (1993) 1,570
78. Son of the Pink Panther (1993) 644
79. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 6,163
80. Crossroads (2002) 8,086
81. An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997) 1,202
82. RoboCop 3 (1993) 5,069
83. Jaws 3-D (1983) 4,744
84. The Foreigner (2003) 827
85. Soul Plane (2004) 1,933
86. The Mangler (1995) 1,161
87. Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993) 842
88. The Cat in the Hat (2003) 4,590
89. Mac and Me (1988) 1,240
90. FearDotCom (2002) 4,761
91. Cyborg 2 (1993) 658
92. Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3,308
93. Iron Eagle II (1988) 1,170
94. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 6,692
95. Silenzio dei prosciutti, Il (1994) 796
96. Bats (1999/I) 2,908
97. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 4,323
98. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 13,487
99. Best Defense (1984) 1,257
100. Ticker (2001) 1,414

[Arkie]

I've never heard of some of those.

28. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 1,790

WTF?

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Hogan11

You know it Solo...Caddyshack 2 is just plain stupid. It doesn't have one funny moment in it.......not one. Everyone in it does an awful job....the girls are nothing special, Robert Stack is no Ted Knight. Jackie Mason, as I noted earlier, is one of the most unfunny men alive (if he's still breathing, that is) Aykroyd & Quaid give their worst performances on film (no mean feat that) , Chase is a snore....I could go on all day.

Maybe some of the awful sequals to Meatballs could give it a run for it's money, but that's a big MAYBE. Outside of that, that ..Rocky Horror thing I honestly can't think of a more terrible movie.

Man, I haven't thought about Meatballs in a hell of a long time. Thanks Hogan, I think I'll be visiting Blockbuster this weekend.

[Spider]

Slap I saw alot of those flicks on that list

[Hogan11]

Originally Posted by Solo

Man, I haven't thought about Meatballs in a hell of a long time. Thanks Hogan, I think I'll be visiting Blockbuster this weekend.

Just stay with the original Solo...afterall, there's no use in wasting money.

[Hogan11]

61. Bride of the Monster (1955) 801

Is this the Ed Wood film? The one with Bela Lugosi wrestling with the rubber octopus? C'mon, Wood's work is hilarious.

I'm a little surprised that Kung Pow: Enter The Fist isn't on there anywhere....I love the film myself, but I know it has driven people out of the room in record time before.

[No1BroncoFan]

"94. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" was way better than "Solaris!" Does that tell you just how bad Soaris is?! They also missed "Killer Clowns from Outer Space." Definately one of the top 100 worst movies ever!

Ben

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Hogan11

Just stay with the original Solo...afterall, there's no use in wasting money.

I fully intend to!

[Bronx33]

Originally Posted by TheDave

Superstar.... that take off on the SNL skit.... hurts even thinking about it!

LMAO!

[Hogan11]

10. You Got Served (2004) 6,226

I'm surprised that it wasn't higher than #10......where's Breakin' & Breakin' 2 Electric Bugaloo?? They don't even cut it as camp anymore...

[Kid A]

I've seen a lot of the older films on that list thanks to Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Great show.

[Pendejo]

Originally Posted by Kid A

I've seen a lot of the older films on that list thanks to Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Great show.

Yeah...the MST3K guys did a great job with #1 on the list... "Manos the Hands of Fate".

It was terrible.

[Sodak]

Pretty Woman. Or anything else with that wretch Julia Roberts...

[Hogan11]

Originally Posted by Sodak

Pretty Woman. Or anything else with that wretch Julia Roberts...

C'mon now, it was cool to watch her puke and die in Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind...what a great film, Chuck Barris as a hitman for the CIA

[Mtbrncofn]

Originally Posted by Sodak

Pretty Woman. Or anything else with that wretch Julia Roberts...

Now that's just wrong, Sodak. Wrong, I tell you.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Another "hit" that I would throw out as just plain stupid is Flash Dance. Same goes for Ghost.

[missingnumber7]

Originally Posted by Pendejo

Yeah...the MST3K guys did a great job with #1 on the list... "Manos the Hands of Fate".

It was terrible.

The creators of MST3K are from Minneapolis...i was in the studio once and in fact have a picture holding Tom Servo. One of my professors at Crown College was a father to the first guy that was in the show.

[Sideburn]

Originally Posted by mtbrncofn®

Now that's just wrong, Sodak. Wrong, I tell you.

Ahhh, I think someone needs to see the chapelle show episode where they show what would happen to movies in if they were real. It's the part where they are laying in bed and Julia is going on and on about crap nobody but females care about and the Richard gere character looks at her and says "What are you still doing here"....classic. Stupid whore trying to move up in the world...

Anyways, I've seen alot of bad movies in my time, alot of them on purpose. Watching bad movies to crack jokes is a great hobby. But when it's a movie that you look forward to seeing (battlefield earth, solaris) or many other hyped up craptastic movies it leaves one pissed. My movie that left me speechless with anger would have to be The Village. Damnit, I'm still pissed off about that movie.

[Mtbrncofn]

Originally Posted by Sideburn

Ahhh, I think someone needs to see the chapelle show episode where they show what would happen to movies in if they were real. It's the part where they are laying in bed and Julia is going on and on about crap nobody but females care about and the Richard gere character looks at her and says "What are you still doing here"....classic. Stupid whore trying to move up in the world...

It's a chic flick, you callous males! Sheesh.

[Sideburn]

Originally Posted by mtbrncofn®

It's a chic flick, you callous males! Sheesh.

They shouldn't even make chic flicks...Or atleast slow it down to 1-2 a year. Gotta give the lil' woman something to watch in between pregnancies. Although, she really needs to stay in the kitchen. We should have never invented tvs for the kitchen.

[Hogan11]

I really hated Grease as well...musicals just don't cut it in my book.

Anyone ever been unfortunate enough to sit through Grease 2 or worse yet Bye Bye Birdie? Even that old queen Paul Lynde couldn't save that heaping pile of broadway musical bullshat.

Excuse me while I vomit......

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by Hogan11

I really hated Grease as well...musicals just don't cut it in my book.

Anyone ever been unfortunate enough to sit through Grease 2 or worse yet Bye Bye Birdie? Even that old queen Paul Lynde couldn't save that heaping pile of broadway musical bullshat.

Excuse me while I vomit......

Xanadu is supposed to be a spectacularly bad musical. I've only seen about ten minutes on TV a few years ago.

[DB-Freak]

2. From Justin to Kelly (2003) 6,745

All I can say is I stayed strong and didn't cry.

[Mtbrncofn]

Originally Posted by Sideburn

They shouldn't even make chic flicks...Or atleast slow it down to 1-2 a year. Gotta give the lil' woman something to watch in between pregnancies. Although, she really needs to stay in the kitchen. We should have never invented tvs for the kitchen.

Don't watch The Notebook, sideburn. Not that I ever really thought there was any danger of that happening.