Worst Movie Ever - The Orange Mane

Billy Clyde Puckett · 02-24-2005, 07:19 AM

Idea came from another thread, but we could use a little action here.

What is the worst movie ever?

My nomination is "Mandingo" - Ken Norton (the boxer) as a slave who services all of the women of the plantation owners.

Mile High Shack · 02-24-2005, 07:42 AM

Has to be Who Fingered Freddy, that Tom Green movie

That POS was the WORST movie I ever wasted my 5 bucks on to rent it

Rascal · 02-24-2005, 07:52 AM

Gigli...damn wife.

Battlefield Earth...ruined a decent novel.

TheDave · 02-24-2005, 07:56 AM

Superstar.... that take off on the SNL skit.... hurts even thinking about it!

Spider · 02-24-2005, 08:50 AM

worst movie I ever saw..... so many of them ......... here is 15 off the top of my head
1.Santa with Muscles
2. Police academy Mission to Moscow and any Police academy after 1
3.Kazaam ..... I still cant believe I saw that one
4. Its pat .......
5. Jaws the revenge .....
6. The Deep
7. Anything with a Kungfu Truttle in it ..... I have Kids I saw all those damn Mutant turttle shows
8. 2001 a space travisty
9.Bolero ..... But I was young is my excuse
10. Rhinestone ..... What in the hell was thinking ?
11. Mr Nanny
12. Stop or my Mom will shoot .......
13. Robo cop 3
14. Cat in the Hat ........ Kids had to see that
15. Speed 2 ...............
Now I know I am not the only one that seen these Movies , fess up people

Billy Clyde Puckett · 02-24-2005, 08:51 AM

Bolero - good catch

Spider · 02-24-2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Guy

Bolero - good catch

that Bo Derek craze from the movie 10 .... I think every young man went to see that show ........ didnt take long to regret it

alkemical · 02-24-2005, 09:25 AM

bridges of madison country

Mile High Shack · 02-24-2005, 09:35 AM

How about National Lampoons Loaded Gun or something like that….it was a take off on the Lethal Weapon movies with Emilo Estvez and Samuel Jackson…HORRIBLE

Spider · 02-24-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by amesj523

bridges of madison country

I never seen that show . I am not a big fan of Myrle Streep ...... from the previews it looked slow and romantic ........

Spider · 02-24-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Shack

How about National Lampoons Loaded Gun or something like that….it was a take off on the Lethal Weapon movies with Emilo Estvez and Samuel Jackson…HORRIBLE

with that Model ...... what was her name ? . I am thinking of it ...... She was also on Scary movie 3 , and Sheens wife hit by the pick up ......

alkemical · 02-24-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by §Pide®

I never seen that show . I am not a big fan of Myrle Streep ...... from the previews it looked slow and romantic ........

slow and painful

Spider · 02-24-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by amesj523

slow and painful

glad I didnt see it ........

Mile High Shack · 02-24-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by amesj523

slow and painful

Didn’t see all of it, saw some on a free preview weekend once for HBO

Synopsis……..dude’s goes out of town, dude’s wife is lonely, salesman comes to pay a visit…..wife has an affair that is deemed romantic (course I’m sure the wife’s husband would say otherwise) wife keeps hittin’ it with that salesman…….salesman loves her, she can’t leave her husband and kids, sees him in the rain following in car, she is torn, decides to stay with hubby

I hate movies like that where the wife cheats b/c the dude isn’t romantic enough or something, same with that Richard Gere movie where he killed the guy who was shaggin’ his wife and they covered it up….that movie wasn’t good, it just pissed me off

alkemical · 02-24-2005, 09:54 AM

I agree MHS -

Crushaholic · 02-24-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by §Pide®

with that Model ...... what was her name ? . I am thinking of it ...... She was also on Scary movie 3 , and Sheens wife hit by the pick up ......

I think you're talking about Kathy Ireland, but I don't remember her in Scary Movie 3.

I usually have good sense to avoid a movie that looks bad, but there are a few that I've been suckered into and regretted. Battlefield Earth is one of those movies and my pick for worst movie I've seen in the last 5 years...

Another one that I THOUGHT would be decent was Speed 2...

No1BroncoFan · 02-24-2005, 10:49 AM

"Solaris" Definately the worst movie ever. The synopsis makes it sound like a decent sci-fi flick and it turns out to be a chick flick. Even worse, it's a bad, very bad chick flick. Ugh! I Didn't care about the $3.00 for the rental but I really wanted those two hours back!

Ben

Spider · 02-24-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

I think you're talking about Kathy Ireland, but I don't remember her in Scary Movie 3.

Thats her ......... I thought that was her that was hit by the pick up telling Charlie Sheen ( Preacher ) not to have sex with anyone else ..... I could be mistaken though

Mtbrncofn · 02-24-2005, 10:54 AM

Eyes Wide Shut. That one was atrocious.

Fear Dot.com - dumber than dumb.

Hogan11 · 02-24-2005, 11:21 AM

It's a tie between Caddyshack 2 (totally unfunny Jackie Mason is one of the worst comics of all time) and The Rocky Horror Picture Show which I've never, ever been able to sit through an entire showing of, even at the theatre with all the creeps acting out the parts.

Arkie · 02-24-2005, 11:37 AM

I've heard that "The Son of the Mask" is a real winner! Who's seen it?

kent156 · 02-24-2005, 12:08 PM

there are more, but this crap comes to mind even alcohol doesn't work on this flick

Sean · 02-24-2005, 01:56 PM

I may have to go with Caddyshack II as well, I believe there has never been a more disappointing sequel. Even Slap Shot II was better.

The originals of these movies are a couple of my favorite films of all time, so I suppose that adds to the disappointment.

Pezman · 02-24-2005, 02:07 PM

Oh how we forget the all time classics...

Night of the Lepus!!!!!!!!

Run from giant bunnies, Bones!!!

Spider · 02-24-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pezman

Oh how we forget the all time classics...

Night of the Lepus!!!!!!!!

Run from giant bunnies, Bones!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH run for your lives ............ just like the Jackalope the warrior rabbit .....

02-24-2005, 07:19 AM	#1
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Worst Movie Ever Idea came from another thread, but we could use a little action here. What is the worst movie ever? My nomination is "Mandingo" - Ken Norton (the boxer) as a slave who services all of the women of the plantation owners.

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kent156 King of the Ants Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paradise lost Posts: 685	there are more, but this crap comes to mind even alcohol doesn't work on this flick Last edited by kent156; 02-24-2005 at 12:27 PM..

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02-24-2005, 07:42 AM	#2
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	Has to be Who Fingered Freddy, that Tom Green movie That POS was the WORST movie I ever wasted my 5 bucks on to rent it

02-24-2005, 07:52 AM	#3
Rascal RIP Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,581 Adopt-a-Bronco: Turf	Gigli...damn wife. Battlefield Earth...ruined a decent novel.

02-24-2005, 07:56 AM	#4
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	Superstar.... that take off on the SNL skit.... hurts even thinking about it!

02-24-2005, 08:50 AM	#5
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	worst movie I ever saw..... so many of them ......... here is 15 off the top of my head 1.Santa with Muscles 2. Police academy Mission to Moscow and any Police academy after 1 3.Kazaam ..... I still cant believe I saw that one 4. Its pat ....... 5. Jaws the revenge ..... 6. The Deep 7. Anything with a Kungfu Truttle in it ..... I have Kids I saw all those damn Mutant turttle shows 8. 2001 a space travisty 9.Bolero ..... But I was young is my excuse 10. Rhinestone ..... What in the hell was thinking ? 11. Mr Nanny 12. Stop or my Mom will shoot ....... 13. Robo cop 3 14. Cat in the Hat ........ Kids had to see that 15. Speed 2 ............... Now I know I am not the only one that seen these Movies , fess up people

02-24-2005, 08:51 AM	#6
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Bolero - good catch

02-24-2005, 09:25 AM	#8
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,696 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	bridges of madison country

02-24-2005, 09:35 AM	#9
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	How about National Lampoons Loaded Gun or something like that….it was a take off on the Lethal Weapon movies with Emilo Estvez and Samuel Jackson…HORRIBLE

02-24-2005, 09:54 AM	#15
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,696 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	I agree MHS -

02-24-2005, 10:49 AM	#17
No1BroncoFan Old School If you have to ask, you don't know Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Rocky Mountain High Posts: 3,106	"Solaris" Definately the worst movie ever. The synopsis makes it sound like a decent sci-fi flick and it turns out to be a chick flick. Even worse, it's a bad, very bad chick flick. Ugh! I Didn't care about the $3.00 for the rental but I really wanted those two hours back! Ben

02-24-2005, 10:54 AM	#19
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Eyes Wide Shut. That one was atrocious. Fear Dot.com - dumber than dumb.

02-24-2005, 11:21 AM	#20
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	It's a tie between Caddyshack 2 (totally unfunny Jackie Mason is one of the worst comics of all time) and The Rocky Horror Picture Show which I've never, ever been able to sit through an entire showing of, even at the theatre with all the creeps acting out the parts.

02-24-2005, 11:37 AM	#21
Arkie Ring of Famer Gggggrrrrrr rrrraaaahhh Arrrrhhhn. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,084 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quinton Carter	I've heard that "The Son of the Mask" is a real winner! Who's seen it?

02-24-2005, 01:56 PM	#23
Sean Won't worry my life away Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 548	I may have to go with Caddyshack II as well, I believe there has never been a more disappointing sequel. Even Slap Shot II was better. The originals of these movies are a couple of my favorite films of all time, so I suppose that adds to the disappointment.