Okay, listen... word of advice... - The Orange Mane

TheNextStep · 01-22-2005, 07:59 PM

First, you should never drive drunk, as all of you know. If you do drive drunk, however, and you happen to be pulled over by a police officer, I'm going to recommend a few things:

Don't tell him that his sobriety tests are "pu$$y tests."
Don't tell him that you're not going to do what he tells you.
Don't curse at him.
Don't get into a physical altercation with him.
Don't continue to be beligerent after he's nailed you with the Tazer.

Just a public service message that was made possible by whoever this drunk son of a b*tch is.

The more you know...

Rock Chalk · 01-22-2005, 08:44 PM

That is one dumb ass mother ****er.

Northman · 01-22-2005, 10:04 PM

LMAO! what a stupid ass mother****er! haha!

Kaylore · 01-22-2005, 11:06 PM

TheManeMan · 01-23-2005, 12:02 AM

2 things...

Thats F'N hilarious...and I kinda felt the cop was a puss for using a tazer on a drunk guy, he could've put down easily...I dont know

I guess he was bored that night, thought shocking the **** out of somebody would be fun...

Bronx33 · 01-23-2005, 07:29 AM

Dont **** with me........
Dont **** with me........
Dont **** with me........

PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK SIR.....

I CANT YOU HAMMERED ME!!!!!!

LMAO! whiskey has many forms and this was just one of them.

Bronco_Beerslug · 01-23-2005, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CB-Champ24

2 things...

Thats F'N hilarious...and I kinda felt the cop was a puss for using a tazer on a drunk guy, he could've put down easily...I dont know

I guess he was bored that night, thought shocking the **** out of somebody would be fun...

A drunk idiot. The cop did the right thing. No reason to try to engage in a physical confrontation with an drunk idiot. Use to be the night stick would come out and that's how you were subdued if you didn't do what they told you.

tornado927 · 01-23-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CB-Champ24

2 things...

Thats F'N hilarious...and I kinda felt the cop was a puss for using a tazer on a drunk guy, he could've put down easily...I dont know

I guess he was bored that night, thought shocking the **** out of somebody would be fun...

Spoken like someone who has zero law enforcement training or expierence. Trust me when I tell you it was not "bordem" that made the Officer Taser the drunk...and I will go out on a limb and say that the Officer didn't think it was "fun" either.

It's funny now....since it ended well, but it is definitely not fun when you are out on a deserted highway at night all alone with an unknown who may or may not be willing to kill you to keep from going to jail.

My apologies if I come off a bit sensistive....had a Cop killed here this week.

gunns · 01-23-2005, 10:04 AM

And alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. Go figure.

Bronx33 · 01-23-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by gunns

And alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. Go figure.

gunns is that you

?? from espn board.

TheManeMan · 01-23-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by tornado927

Spoken like someone who has zero law enforcement training or expierence. Trust me when I tell you it was not "bordem" that made the Officer Taser the drunk...and I will go out on a limb and say that the Officer didn't think it was "fun" either.

It's funny now....since it ended well, but it is definitely not fun when you are out on a deserted highway at night all alone with an unknown who may or may not be willing to kill you to keep from going to jail.

My apologies if I come off a bit sensistive....had a Cop killed here this week.

I know I know...Its really hard to figure that I was being sarcastic since we're on a computer...I was just trying to crack a joke...Didnt work too well...

gunns · 01-23-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronx33

gunns is that you

?? from espn board.

Yes that's me. Who are you?

Bronx33 · 01-23-2005, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

Yes that's me. Who are you?

cupster33 ........welcome to homerville!

Rock Chalk · 01-23-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

Yes that's me. Who are you?

Heya gunns!

Sodak · 01-23-2005, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CB-Champ24

2 things...

Thats F'N hilarious...and I kinda felt the cop was a puss for using a tazer on a drunk guy, he could've put down easily...I dont know

I guess he was bored that night, thought shocking the **** out of somebody would be fun...

I think the drunk was lucky he only got tazed. He could have killed someone. What a piece of sh*t.

The cop showed incredible restraint by not hurting the guy. Kicking the drunks ass would have been fun.

PatsWin2002 · 01-23-2005, 03:33 PM

What an idiot. Probably a Steelers fan.

gunns · 01-23-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronx33

cupster33 ........welcome to homerville!

Well I have been here for awhile I just have started posting here again in the past few weeks.

Hey Alex I see you on here once in awhile but I can never catch you.

Crushaholic · 01-23-2005, 05:56 PM

How appropriate...a Fader fan starting a thread about breaking the law and messing with cops...

Rock Chalk · 01-23-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

Well I have been here for awhile I just have started posting here again in the past few weeks.

Hey Alex I see you on here once in awhile but I can never catch you.

You aren't looking hard enough toots. Im always here.

TheNextStep · 01-25-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

How appropriate...a Fader fan starting a thread about breaking the law and messing with cops...

I just pretend to be a Raider fan. I real life, I'm Eric Warfield.

01-22-2005, 07:59 PM	#1
TheNextStep The Enemy Within Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,814	Okay, listen... word of advice... First, you should never drive drunk, as all of you know. If you do drive drunk, however, and you happen to be pulled over by a police officer, I'm going to recommend a few things: Don't tell him that his sobriety tests are "pu$$y tests." Don't tell him that you're not going to do what he tells you. Don't curse at him. Don't get into a physical altercation with him. Don't continue to be beligerent after he's nailed you with the Tazer. Just a public service message that was made possible by whoever this drunk son of a b*tch is. The more you know...

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Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	That is one dumb ass mother ****er.

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Northman The Enigma Prognosis Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci	LMAO! what a stupid ass mother****er! haha!

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TheManeMan Ring of Famer DPOY Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sherman Oaks, CA Posts: 5,659	2 things... Thats F'N hilarious...and I kinda felt the cop was a puss for using a tazer on a drunk guy, he could've put down easily...I dont know I guess he was bored that night, thought shocking the **** out of somebody would be fun...

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Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Dont ** with me........ Dont with me........ Dont ** with me........ PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK SIR..... I CANT YOU HAMMERED ME!!!!!! LMAO! whiskey has many forms and this was just one of them.

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gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,649 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	And alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. Go figure.

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PatsWin2002 Giggity Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South of Boston Posts: 6,270	What an idiot. Probably a Steelers fan.

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