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12-01-2004, 06:58 AM
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Kris Benson's wife: I'll screw the whole team.
Man, this is one crazy b****. She doesn't want to embarrass her husband, but to go on radio and say she'll sleep with every teammate isn't embarrassing?
MET WIFE: I'M A TEAM PLAYER December 1, 2004 -- ANNA Benson, the former model and stripper who is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson, vowed yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates. The buxom brunette, proclaimed "Baseball's Hottest Wife" by FHM magazine, said on Howard Stern's nationally syndicated radio show: "I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team." "Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?" "Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine." Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?" "If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too." Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' " Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint . . . he took me out of hell" — a reference to her years on her own. She added that she and Benson are so into each other, they've had sex in many of the stadiums where he's pitched, including PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh. "We're very busy because we have three children," she said. "You know what, whenever we get the time to do it, we do it. If it happens to be there, that's where we do it. "I take total care of him," Anna continued, taking credit for the negotiations for Benson's most recent contract that guarantees him $22.5 million over three years, with an option for 2008 that would push the total package to $29.5 million. "I helped with negotiations . . . I went back and forth a lot with that. He didn't even have anything to do with that. I did that deal . . . I laid out a lot of the terms." http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm Quote:
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12-01-2004, 09:19 AM
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Perennial Pro-bowler
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the trick has her own website (annabenson.net) to make a little cash on the side I guess. or maybe to keep her 'modeling' career going. maybe she is the 'brains' in the relationship.
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12-01-2004, 07:23 PM
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My spider sense is tingling......I feel a Mike Piazza crack coming from Slap.
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12-01-2004, 07:42 PM
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I'm guessing their will be a lot more people trying out for Met's batboy this season...
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12-01-2004, 07:55 PM
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She's damn hot after 3 kids
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12-01-2004, 07:57 PM
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12-01-2004, 08:27 PM
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12-01-2004, 08:36 PM
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Damn, what exactly has Benson done in his career to deserve that?
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12-02-2004, 06:34 AM
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not that I'm complaining....but if you are gonna flaunt your body, expect criticism. |
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12-02-2004, 09:29 AM
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Perennial Pro-bowler
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probably the 3-kids thing....
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12-02-2004, 09:34 AM
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hey I'm not saying physically I'd mind having her as my wife mind you........ (just not mentally) |
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12-02-2004, 05:53 PM
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Don't Argue With Me
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The groundskeepers
  !I'm picturing them putting down chalk lines on her. Maybe brushing her pubes to make the ball roll fair or foul. They do a great job with her home garden though. |
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12-02-2004, 06:16 PM
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I bet Jack Wilson and Jason Bay gave her two thumbs up....
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12-02-2004, 07:27 PM
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Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU
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I think I want to become a bat boy
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12-02-2004, 07:36 PM
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Someone e-mailed in to I, Max last night and asked if Anna Benson's offer extended to season ticket holders.
If it does, the Mets are sitting on a gold mine. |
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12-02-2004, 07:49 PM
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Perennial Pro-bowler
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wow I dont know what to say.
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12-02-2004, 09:39 PM
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12-02-2004, 10:32 PM
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I dont know if anybody has seen these pics of Anna from this months FHM...if not, here they are...
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12-02-2004, 10:34 PM
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12-02-2004, 10:35 PM
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12-02-2004, 10:36 PM
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12-02-2004, 10:53 PM
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First, I wouldn't trust that slut as much as her husband on a road trip.
Second, she has already declared that "she negotiated his contract" Third, she is just setting up the divorce to cash in. It's about as obvious as Anna Nichole Smith. Fourth, I wonder if she wants to go on road trips with him. for 23 million, I don't see a problem, even with kids. This isn't paranoia, it's a cold blooded threat. Fifth, It WAS on Howard Stern, which basically makes her a slut to begin with. Now Stern may of baited her, but damn. The woman is a cold blooded slut that basically threatened her husband then told him how much she loved him. It's unreal. Then why did she marry a baseball player if she was so paranoid? This is so typical of a gold digging slut it's incredible. I would be so humiliated, I would divorce her on the spot. That is what she wants anyway, so she can have a few million and go back to her slut ways. She is trying to play coy (I love him beyond words), yet humilates him saying she will blow the batboy. Now that is reason for divorce right there. You want your wife running around Howard Stern telling that if your BASEBALL HUSBAND has an indiscresion your going to lay everyone on the team, and circle the gang bang on anything that comes into town? Someone needs to ship her off to Iraq so they can decapitate the adulterous slut. |
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12-02-2004, 10:57 PM
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"Hoodie Jr"
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What makes her so damn special other her greased legs and false boobs than she's 30 anyway? It's incredible. What amazes me is how she wants to humiliate her husband.
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12-03-2004, 07:38 AM
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Stand for the truth...
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Who cares anyways. She's the slut wife of an overpaid fat-ass. They deserve each other.
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12-03-2004, 09:19 AM
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Rock-N-Roll Historian
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The Pirates didn't shed any tears when they delt him.....what does that tell you??
I've seen him pitch at PNC last year, he was not very impressive...givin all the hype and promise, you could say that phrase sums up his time with the Pirates nicely..."Not very impressive". He'll flounder in NY.....as for his wife, pffft |
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