Crazy Mock Cat.

[watermock]

He goes right into the Beezerbub shoe box.

I'm looking all over the place, on the roof, all over....

He's in a shoe box. The a-hole is in the Shoe Box. I was all over the place. He was in the shoe box. He's still in the damn shoe box.

[Crushaholic]

Originally Posted by watermock

He goes right into the Beezerbub shoe box.

I'm looking all over the place, on the roof, all over....

He's in a shoe box. The a-hole is in the Shoe Box. I was all over the place. He was in the shoe box. He's still in the damn shoe box.

At least he's safe...??

[bendog]

didn't see where else to post this. Not everyone in minny is a butthead

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ind_police_dog

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Climbing around at 3:30 in the morning, on your roof, looking for a cat?

[bendog]

Leave his claws on, and figure the cat will come back when he's ready.

[Pat Bowlen]

Fascinating!

[bendog]

Little girl dog's cat kept waking me up one night last week, wanting to go out and fight with his buds from next door, so I threw his ass in the garage at 4 am. The little bastard **** somewhere, and I can't find it. Driving me nuts. I hate frigging cats. Toby's half sweet though; he likes dogs.

[Hotrod]

Originally Posted by bendog

Little girl dog's cat kept waking me up one night last week, wanting to go out and fight with his buds from next door, so I threw his ass in the garage at 4 am. The little bastard **** somewhere, and I can't find it. Driving me nuts. I hate frigging cats. Toby's half sweet though; he likes dogs.

I keep a squirt bottle on my nightstand because my wifes cats do the same damn thing. Now they see my hand reach for that bottle and they disappear for the rest of the night.

[bendog]

I tried that. I had a mean old cat for years. Toby just slinks out of range and meows softly. As cats go, he's a sweet little animal. He was very kind to my old dog. I owe the cat one.

[Hotrod]

Originally Posted by bendog

I tried that. I had a mean old cat for years. Toby just slinks out of range and meows softly. As cats go, he's a sweet little animal. He was very kind to my old dog. I owe the cat one.

To bad you like him or you could try throwing away the squirt bottle and getting one of those "super soaker" water guns.

[bendog]

nailed him with a running show one night,

I fell asleep on the coach last night and the little bastard curled up on me and went to sleep

[Hotrod]

Originally Posted by bendog

nailed him with a running show one night,

I fell asleep on the coach last night and the little bastard curled up on me and went to sleep

Ya cats do that. Im the only one in the house who does not like either one of the pesky boogers yet they always want to sit on my lap. Wife and kids love them and they wont have anything to do with them. I think they get a kick out of annoying me.

[Ratboy]

Mock make sure you dont let Beezlebub near the Laundry Room.



Eight-week-old kitten Milo sits in the washing machine that nearly killed him earlier after he climbed in through curiosity. Milo disappeared at Ginny Troth's house in Redditch, central England, recently and bedded down in the laundry for a cat-nap. But Mrs Troth, who had been searching for him, unwittingly switched on the machine for a spin wash. Mrs Troth said she only realized where the inquisitive tabby might be about halfway through the cycle. (Nov. image) (AP Photo/Rui Vieira)

[bendog]

surprised he lived. An old boss of mine had his cat killed when the Mrs turned on the drier and left. Toby's already had that happen to him once. The drier, with warm DRY CLEAN clothes, I understand, but why would a cat go in the washer?