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Old 11-12-2004, 09:36 AM   #1
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Dear Abby
I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids,
great job, and great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my
favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and
tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally,
one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner
who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became
fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not
only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time
fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did
I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later
Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding
up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife
hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want
me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think
she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or
quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks, A fisherman
PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.

Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:45 AM   #2
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:50 AM   #3
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Nice pair.

However, if you look closely, you'll see one is bigger than the other. I had to look closely, though, to make sure it wasn't an optical illusion...

WHAT?! I was talking about the FISH. Yeah, that's the ticket...
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:51 AM   #4
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Nice pair.

However, if you look closely, you'll see one is bigger than the other. I had to look closely, though, to make sure it wasn't an optical illusion...

WHAT?! I was talking about the FISH. Yeah, that's the ticket...
What Fish ?
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:52 AM   #5
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....... Just do like I do , hand over the wallet and let em go .... Hours of peace and quite
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