What If? - The Orange Mane

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 11:28 AM

If by very slim chance that Kerry were to win the election would there be an executive order issued that all women with the name Teresa currently pronounced "Ter-ree-sa" have to take on the snooty, pompous pronunciation of "Ter-ray-za"?

Just curious.

Rohirrim · 10-04-2004, 12:00 PM

How about we hold a national referendum to give the Chefs one victory this year? At least then they could be guaranteed of at least one. rofl

bendog · 10-04-2004, 12:22 PM

I don't get the Teresa "hatred." I mean Billary, she is grating and the fact she will possibly be potus in 08 is scary. However, I'd rather blind myself with a pencil than be married to Laura Bush, not to mention her mother in law. Teresa's just a rich broad who looks like she likes to have fun.

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bendog

I don't get the Teresa "hatred." I mean Billary, she is grating and the fact she will possibly be potus in 08 is scary. However, I'd rather blind myself with a pencil than be married to Laura Bush, not to mention her mother in law. Teresa's just a rich broad who looks like she likes to have fun.

I don't know about that...I think TerRayZa has a chance to make people think Hillary is a nice person.

Pat Bowlen · 10-04-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NaptownChief

I don't know about that...I think TerRayZa has a chance to make people think Hillary is a nice person.

She's more intelligent than you are, and she's worth a billion dollars.

Don't be bitter.

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She's more intelligent than you are, and she's worth a billion dollars.

Don't be bitter.

And you know her personally? You know her intelligence level? You know mine? Please share with me how you came into possession of such...

Pat Bowlen · 10-04-2004, 01:01 PM

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

Exile_In_SJ · 10-04-2004, 01:04 PM

she married her money. Just like John boy did. Other than that, she's nothing special.

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

Wow, you convinced me...

Pat Bowlen · 10-04-2004, 01:35 PM

Cool.

Bronco_Beerslug · 10-04-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NaptownChief

If by very slim chance that Kerry were to win the election would there be an executive order issued that all women with the name Teresa currently pronounced "Ter-ree-sa" have to take on the snooty, pompous pronunciation of "Ter-ray-za"?

Just curious.

Pretty sure he would issue one to round up all the knuckleheads in the *please show me how to win one state* and that would mean at least 99% of the chiefs fan base.

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 01:48 PM

Learning a bunch of languages certainly shows she has some intelligence as it greatly opens up the number of targets she could marry for money and power. I never implied she was dumb...

NaptownChief · 10-04-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Pretty sure he would issue one to round up all the knuckleheads in the *please show me how to win one state* and that would mean at least 99% of the chiefs fan base.

Well hopefully for Donk fans they don't mandate that Colorado greatly stiffen the penalty for weed possession or else season ticket sells might take a hard hit.

baja · 10-04-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

LMAO best line of the week

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 10-04-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

Hercules Rockefeller · 10-04-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

She also tells people that she's African American. You'd think she'd understand that she doesn't fit America's defintion of an African American.

Taco John · 10-04-2004, 04:08 PM

I hate people who pronounce their names with different phonetical tenses than I'm used to. Where do they get off pronouncing their names differently than I would for the same spelling? Obviously, Ter-eez-sa is a better name than Ter-ray-za. What was she born in Mozambique or something!?

Taco John · 10-04-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hercules Rockefeller

She also tells people that she's African American. You'd think she'd understand that she doesn't fit America's defintion of an African American.

She's from Africa. She is an American.

Harmless if you ask me. I don't put a lot of stock in the word African American, unless you're like my neighbor, and are literally from Africa, and moved to America. He's from Africa. He's an American. African American.

But anyone born in America is just American, as far as I'm concerned. Though, they are welcome to call themselves whatever they want to. I'll oblige them, considering I couldn't honestly care less what anybody calls themselves with regards to their heratige.

bombquixote · 10-04-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

Spider · 10-04-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

......... Rep that was good

OrangeDoofus · 10-04-2004, 08:21 PM

What about an executive order requiring us to pronounce it "Mi-zour-uh" instead of "Mi-zour-ee"?

Raider Bill · 10-04-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeDoofus

What about an executive order requiring us to pronounce it "Mi-zour-uh" instead of "Mi-zour-ee"?

Wasn't that what the Missouri comprimise was all about? Half of us had to say it one way and half the other.

NaptownChief · 10-05-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

Considering most of you Donk fans struggle to fully grasp one language I guess I can see where you all would be impressed with this.

Pat Bowlen · 10-05-2004, 12:27 PM

If you're going to spend 20+ hours working on a comeback, at least make it somewhat funny.

NaptownChief · 10-05-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

If you're going to spend 20+ hours working on a comeback, at least make it somewhat funny.

Wasn't planning on one until the 3rd or 4th Donk fan decided to rub one off with you on that comment.

But like I said I can see how you would be impressed with someone who speaks multiple languages consider how tough it has been for you to grasp just one.

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NaptownChief Donkeys Nightmare Football Pimp Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 7,490	What If? If by very slim chance that Kerry were to win the election would there be an executive order issued that all women with the name Teresa currently pronounced "Ter-ree-sa" have to take on the snooty, pompous pronunciation of "Ter-ray-za"? Just curious.

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10-04-2004, 12:00 PM	#2
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,791	How about we hold a national referendum to give the Chefs one victory this year? At least then they could be guaranteed of at least one. rofl

10-04-2004, 12:22 PM	#3
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	I don't get the Teresa "hatred." I mean Billary, she is grating and the fact she will possibly be potus in 08 is scary. However, I'd rather blind myself with a pencil than be married to Laura Bush, not to mention her mother in law. Teresa's just a rich broad who looks like she likes to have fun.

10-04-2004, 01:01 PM	#7
Pat Bowlen President/Chief Executive Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,691	She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.

10-04-2004, 01:04 PM	#8
Exile_In_SJ Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,169	she married her money. Just like John boy did. Other than that, she's nothing special.

10-04-2004, 01:35 PM	#10
Pat Bowlen President/Chief Executive Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,691	Cool.

10-04-2004, 01:48 PM	#12
NaptownChief Donkeys Nightmare Football Pimp Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 7,490	Learning a bunch of languages certainly shows she has some intelligence as it greatly opens up the number of targets she could marry for money and power. I never implied she was dumb...

10-04-2004, 04:08 PM	#17
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I hate people who pronounce their names with different phonetical tenses than I'm used to. Where do they get off pronouncing their names differently than I would for the same spelling? Obviously, Ter-eez-sa is a better name than Ter-ray-za. What was she born in Mozambique or something!?

10-04-2004, 08:21 PM	#21
OrangeDoofus Ring of Famer (nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project) Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 2,318	What about an executive order requiring us to pronounce it "Mi-zour-uh" instead of "Mi-zour-ee"?

10-05-2004, 12:27 PM	#24
Pat Bowlen President/Chief Executive Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,691	If you're going to spend 20+ hours working on a comeback, at least make it somewhat funny.