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Old 09-30-2004, 09:00 PM   #1
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'Jacko to father twins'



October 01, 2004

AN ACTRESS based in Los Angeles is carrying the twins of Michael Jackson and plans to give birth in Britain, London's Sun newspaper reported yesterday.

Dad again ... Michael Jackson is reportedly fathering twins to a Los Angeles-based actress / AFP

Sholeh Bocchelli, 35, told the tabloid she had originally been pregnant with quads after IVF treatment with the singer but had two of the babies aborted to save the others on the advice of doctors.

Bocchelli is reported to be in hiding in the United States after receiving death threats from what The Sun described as "deranged Jackson fans".

Jackson, 45, has denied on his website he is the father of the twins.

But Bocchelli is reported to have insisted the twins are his and would have DNA tests done after the birth of the boys, already named Jean-Pierre and Maruizio.

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Old 09-30-2004, 09:02 PM   #2
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Jean-Pierre and Maruizio.

Well there you go. Can't be true. Otherwise they would be Prince Michael III and Prince Michael IV.

The begat of lunatic King Michael.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:10 PM   #3
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Jean-Pierre and Maruizio.

Well there you go. Can't be true. Otherwise they would be Prince Michael III and Prince Michael IV.

The begat of lunatic King Michael.
A shrewd deduction, but I'm placing my faith in this British tabloid.

Michael probably had two of them aborted because they were female.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:17 PM   #4
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Oh ya where'd he get the sperm?
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I'm not sure if he's a child molester, but i know i wouldn't leave my imaginary kids with him....

maybe i should, then i can retire!
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Michael probably had two of them aborted because they were female.


Sounds like Michael "Short Eyes" Jackson, alright.
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:36 AM   #7
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http://s1.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=FC...A8B368B9CA06E4 "Billy jean is not my lover"
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Old 10-01-2004, 05:41 AM   #8
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I have to say that when I was a kid back in the early 80's I thought Mike was the ****. However, I think he does molest kids, and even the thought of him having his own just sends shivers down my spine. What the **** did his parents do to make him this way?
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Old 10-01-2004, 05:47 AM   #9
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This guy turns my guts.

He can't even knock up a woman. it's all insemination like some cow town.

then killing two of the fetus?

This clown can't even bring it to the party. He has people inseminated like cattle.

He's disgusting.
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:18 AM   #10
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I have to say that when I was a kid back in the early 80's I thought Mike was the ****. However, I think he does molest kids, and even the thought of him having his own just sends shivers down my spine. What the **** did his parents do to make him this way?
No kidding.

I never liked the freak show or his "music."

Now I have a better idea as to why.

Back in the 80s, the appropriate response to Whacko's music was to crank some Van Halen or some Aerosmith to drown it out.
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Old 10-02-2004, 09:33 AM   #11
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I hear he has been seen on Thursday nights as Grace on "Will and Grace". Clever wig and some makeup, surrounded by boys.
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Old 10-02-2004, 10:04 AM   #12
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Wanna hear a joke?

-Knock, knock

-Who's there?

-Baby Blew

-Baby Blew who?

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Every time the guy gets caught with his hand in the "cookie jar" he gets another woman knocked up.
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It's less difficult for me to understand how Michael Jackson still has fans than it is to understand how George Bush still has supporters.
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How does it even compare supporting someone who likes to molest young boys and you can understand it but you can't understand why someone would support Bush.
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How does it even compare supporting someone who likes to molest young boys and you can understand it but you can't understand why someone would support Bush.
One allegedly molested young boys

The other got us in a war that I believe in the bottom of my heart was at worst unnecessary and at best ill planned and too early.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:58 AM   #19
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

It's called "Don't let your son go down on me."
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