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Old 10-05-2004, 06:06 PM   #1
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I hope people give him some rspect. RIP Buddy.
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:08 PM   #2
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You were so ugly....the doctor slapped your mother. RIP Rodney
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:12 PM   #3
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:20 PM   #4
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Finally he gets respect......


So long friend.
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:30 PM   #5
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:01 PM   #6
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RIP Rod, one of the funniest actors I ever had the pleasure of watching.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:05 PM   #7
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:11 PM   #8
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I will truly miss the only guy that could ever pull off a Triple Lindy.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:26 PM   #9
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Back to School. What a movie. What a performance. RIP
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:28 PM   #10
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You buy a hat like that, I bet it comes with a free bowl of soup.

Looks good on you, though.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:34 PM   #11
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I just went to Rodney's site. Ironically, this was the Joke of the Day:

"Joke of the Day - October 5, 2004
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:39 PM   #12
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He truly was one of a kind.

It's an odd thing, aging. A person can look 10 years younger than they are, and in one year their health fails dramatically and it shows. At that age he just couldn't make it back. Even younger, with heart surgury sometimes people never quite make it fully back mentally. They are not sure why some come around fine, and others lose something cognitively.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:42 PM   #13
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Saw him in person a couple of times. Never saw anyone who could ad lib a joke like him. will miss him
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:45 PM   #14
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He was Funny. RIP
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:46 PM   #15
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He had a great Autumn run. Now he will get the respect he deserves from above for making us all laugh.

Remember when he insulted "Whitey's" hat in the Pro Shop? "Give me one of these and one of those"
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:51 PM   #16
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:51 PM   #17
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"My wife's cooking was so bad that the flies chipped in to fix the screen door."

RIP Rodney.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:55 PM   #18
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I would imagine that he will get plenty of respect in the afterlife. I heard a little bit about this on the radio. Did he ever recover from the "light coma" he was in?
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:56 PM   #19
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"It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway'."
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:59 PM   #20
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Back to School. What a movie. What a performance. RIP
There's been some talk about a remake of that movie with different actors. I really hope they don't it out of respect for Rodney. I don't see anyone else doing that role justice.
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:02 PM   #21
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"I tell ya' I get no respect. One night my house caught fire, my wife told the kids be quiet, you'll wake your father."

"Her cooking terrible. She gave me alphabet soup, I spelled out HELP."

and one of my personal favorites:

"Hey Judge, hundred bucks says you slice it into the woods."

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice."

Whack!

"OK, you can owe me!"
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:02 PM   #22
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Hey, this is fun - and a great way to pay respects to a guy that made us all laugh.

"I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!"

"I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny!"

"When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right!"

"Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car."
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:03 PM   #23
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Rod on the Simpsons was classic.

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"This is our daughter, She came out last spring"
"Put her back in, she's not done yet!"
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:07 PM   #24
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Who could forget the restaurant scene in Caddyshack where he spoke the infamous line:

"What? Somebody step on a duck?"

or

"Hey honey, wanna make 14 bucks the hard way?" (I still say that one to my wife once in a while)

or from Meet Wally Sparks.

"Everyone's got a tale of woe. The problem is that there's usually a lot more woe than tail."
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:14 PM   #25
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From Back to School.

"Are you fat? When you jog do you leave potholes? When you go to the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, OK?"

"Here's a pen in case you learn to write."

"They're not so tough. The football team at my high school was tough. After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family."

"I'm looking for the fountain of middle-age."

"Great teacher, he really seems to care. About what I have no idea."
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