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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2001
Location: San Jose Ca
Posts: 9,798
Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway |
I hope people give him some rspect. RIP Buddy. |
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: SoCal
Posts: 14,907
Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio |
RIP
You were so ugly....the doctor slapped your mother. RIP Rodney ![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The People's Republic Of California
Posts: 8,580
Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO |
Rip.
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Hokie since 1993
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 45,987
Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson |
Finally he gets respect......
So long friend. |
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6-37, Raider fans.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 41,004
Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke |
..."My wife's a terrible cook. She made me breakfast the other day. I said 'This is awful, how do you have bones in toast?"
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Ireland's No1 Bronco
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: IRELAND
Posts: 15,572
Adopt-a-Bronco: Rod Smith |
RIP Rod, one of the funniest actors I ever had the pleasure of watching.
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There can only be one...
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Peak of Good Living
Posts: 4,113
Adopt-a-Bronco: Nate Irving |
One of the funniest people to ever live...RIP
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Giggity
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South of Boston
Posts: 6,270
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I will truly miss the only guy that could ever pull off a Triple Lindy.
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mexico City
Posts: 1,926
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Back to School. What a movie. What a performance. RIP
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You're not really here.
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 6,597
Adopt-a-Bronco: Rent-A-DC |
You buy a hat like that, I bet it comes with a free bowl of soup.
Looks good on you, though. |
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Giggity
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South of Boston
Posts: 6,270
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I just went to Rodney's site. Ironically, this was the Joke of the Day:
"Joke of the Day - October 5, 2004 I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!" |
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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He truly was one of a kind.
It's an odd thing, aging. A person can look 10 years younger than they are, and in one year their health fails dramatically and it shows. At that age he just couldn't make it back. Even younger, with heart surgury sometimes people never quite make it fully back mentally. They are not sure why some come around fine, and others lose something cognitively. |
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Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation
Posts: 12,665
Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway |
Saw him in person a couple of times. Never saw anyone who could ad lib a joke like him. will miss him
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It's all over...
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 13,274
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He was Funny. RIP
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"Hoodie Jr"
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
Posts: 77,090
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He had a great Autumn run. Now he will get the respect he deserves from above for making us all laugh.
Remember when he insulted "Whitey's" hat in the Pro Shop? "Give me one of these and one of those" |
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Giggity
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South of Boston
Posts: 6,270
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Persona Non Grata
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 21,438
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"My wife's cooking was so bad that the flies chipped in to fix the screen door."
RIP Rodney. |
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Armchair Poster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
Posts: 22,039
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I would imagine that he will get plenty of respect in the afterlife. I heard a little bit about this on the radio. Did he ever recover from the "light coma" he was in?
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Giggity
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South of Boston
Posts: 6,270
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"It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway'."
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Armchair Poster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
Posts: 22,039
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Persona Non Grata
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 21,438
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"I tell ya' I get no respect. One night my house caught fire, my wife told the kids be quiet, you'll wake your father."
"Her cooking terrible. She gave me alphabet soup, I spelled out HELP." and one of my personal favorites: "Hey Judge, hundred bucks says you slice it into the woods." "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice." Whack! "OK, you can owe me!" |
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Giggity
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South of Boston
Posts: 6,270
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Hey, this is fun - and a great way to pay respects to a guy that made us all laugh.
"I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!" "I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny!" "When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right!" "Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car." |
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Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Back In The 303!
Posts: 14,812
Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson |
Rod on the Simpsons was classic.
Mangled Quote: "This is our daughter, She came out last spring" "Put her back in, she's not done yet!" |
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Persona Non Grata
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 21,438
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Who could forget the restaurant scene in Caddyshack where he spoke the infamous line:
"What? Somebody step on a duck?" or "Hey honey, wanna make 14 bucks the hard way?" (I still say that one to my wife once in a while) or from Meet Wally Sparks. "Everyone's got a tale of woe. The problem is that there's usually a lot more woe than tail." |
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Persona Non Grata
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 21,438
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From Back to School.
"Are you fat? When you jog do you leave potholes? When you go to the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, OK?" "Here's a pen in case you learn to write." "They're not so tough. The football team at my high school was tough. After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family." "I'm looking for the fountain of middle-age." "Great teacher, he really seems to care. About what I have no idea." |
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