The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Jibba Jabba > Off Topics Forum
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-30-2004, 10:15 PM   #1
alkemical
Guerrilla Ontologist
 
alkemical's Avatar
 
rorrim|mirror

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Future
Posts: 42,723

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Prima Materia
Default Man-shaped pillow for solo sleeper

Man-shaped pillow for solo sleeper
By Kaori Hitomi in Nagareyama, Japan
29sep04

AFTER a long night at work as a radio DJ, Junko Suzuki likes to snuggle at bedtime - and she says she's found the perfect partner: a man-shaped pillow.

Linen maker Kameo Corp.'s new "Boyfriend's Arm Pillow" - which consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that curls around the sleeper - might make some people uneasy.

But not Ms Suzuki, or about 1000 others in Japan who have bought the pillow, which Kameo says is the first of its kind. The product went on the market last December.

"I like to sleep holding someone's hand," Ms Suzuki, 34. "And this pillow makes me feel relaxed because I can hold the arm and feel something warm at my side."

Kameo, based in the southern Japanese city of ***uoka, says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.

Sleepers typically curl up in between the body of the pillow and the crooked arm, with the sleeper's head resting on the pillow's "bicep."

"My grandmother used to say that there is nothing more comfortable pillow than human," Kameo President Tomoki Kakehashi said. "So, I thought that maybe women would want to sleep on an arm-shaped pillow."

The pillow is only on sale in Japan, where customers can buy one for Y8500 ($106.8). Covered in a shirt-shaped pillow cover, it comes in blue, pink or green.

For Ms Suzuki, who is estranged from her husband, the pillow has definite advantages: It doesn't squirm or thrash in the night, and you know it'll be there in the morning.

"It keeps holding me all the way through," she said in her home outside of Tokyo. "I think this is great because this does not betray me."

One-size pillows do not fit all.

So Kameo is working up new models: muscular pillows for sleepers who like their pillows well-built; slender models for those after a more sensitive, vulnerable partner.

The company also has a prototype for its next big project: a female pillow for men. This one will be shaped like a woman's lap, with a "skirt" cover.

"I always thought someone's lap would the best pillow for me," Mr Kakehashi said.
alkemical is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 10-01-2004, 04:00 PM   #2
Crushaholic
Armchair Poster
 
Crushaholic's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
Posts: 22,076
Default

UGH! More ways to try to make men useless...

You still can't get pregnant without us!
Crushaholic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2004, 05:26 PM   #3
Ratboy
It's all over...
 
Ratboy's Avatar
 
ಠ_ಠ

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 13,289
Default

Give me a Female blow up doll and ill be satisfied!
Ratboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2004, 05:29 PM   #4
BlueDamsel
 
BlueDamsel's Avatar
 
I win! :P

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 2,740
Default

Sure we can crush...it's called a turkey baster...!

And I've had a "body pillow" for years that fills in well when OK isn't around...So now they're dressing them up & are probably selling them for twice as much...hmm.
BlueDamsel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2004, 05:37 PM   #5
Ratboy
It's all over...
 
Ratboy's Avatar
 
ಠ_ಠ

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 13,289
Default

I thought when women got lonely they used a vibrator.. i guess im wrong.. they use a pillow shaped as a mans arm. great!
Ratboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2004, 05:59 PM   #6
-Slap-
Ring of Famer
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 31,895
Default

based in the southern Japanese city of ***uoka

-Slap- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2004, 01:10 AM   #7
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla!
 
L.A. BRONCOS FAN's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location
Posts: 52,697
Default

Daaaayum!

And they accuse us of being afraid of intimacy, scared of commitment, and all that other bullsh*t?
L.A. BRONCOS FAN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2004, 12:20 AM   #8
-Slap-
Ring of Famer
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 31,895
Default

-Slap- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2004, 10:50 AM   #9
alkemical
Guerrilla Ontologist
 
alkemical's Avatar
 
rorrim|mirror

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Future
Posts: 42,723

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Prima Materia
Default

i need to get one for 'emergency' uses
alkemical is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:46 PM.


Denver Broncos