Mock is served Civil Rights Papers - The Orange Mane

watermock · 09-10-2004, 07:38 AM

I expected this.

PETA has filed on behalf of Beezlebub saying I have violated his civil rights.

In the complaint, it's alleged that I wantonly had an old man castrate him in a depicable act of cruelty, then I had the old man take his only defense, his front claws, and ruthlessly had them torn out, totally contrary to the Geneva Convention.

I don't know if I can beat this rap.

-Slap- · 09-10-2004, 07:42 AM

I think you're looking for the lonely old queer forum. Two doors down on your left.

B-Love · 09-10-2004, 07:45 AM

You're the only thing that stinks up this board for me. Otherwise it's an A+ experience for me, each time I visit.

Loads of greatness with one smelly turd.

If this board were the 98-2000 Yankees, you'd be Chuck Knoblauch.

Please get banned.

watermock · 09-10-2004, 07:52 AM

How quaint. I know the thread will be moved. Have some levity.

Why does everything out of Slappys mouth involve homesexuality? Anyone notice?

And B-Love, I have never said word one against you.

watermock · 09-10-2004, 07:59 AM

I love animals. I don't put them in tanks. I don't hunt and kill them and I don't even have a Model 12 except to kill humans. I do eat fish that I catch. Tasty.

watermock · 09-10-2004, 08:04 AM

And Slappy, I want to know how you made the leap about my cat being "taken out" lilke millions of other cats into some pronouncement about my assumed homosexuality.

I find that beyond homophobic, I find is some sort of weird annoucement of your own.

I am talking about a cat, and you start calling me a homosexual?

Dude.

watermock · 09-10-2004, 08:10 AM

B-Love was the one telling me what an animal I am for letting my cat run outside.

She/He/It is a total idiot.

Totally assumptive, my cat is curled up in the comforter. So what. It's summer. There are no damn fleas here, but he has a pink collar. How Gay right?

Give me a break. I let my cat have fun. I have a damn herd of cats.

I simply saved this one because it was crying as a kitten. It's eyed were closed and on a whim I picked the little bugger up and nursed him back to health.

So just don't go there. I cured him. I neutered him when he was young so he wouldn't regret things, I took off his claws to he wouldn't ruin the furniture, and he's having fun and loves me.

And I am petting him as I type. And yes, if he want to go house jumping, out he goes.

watermock · 09-10-2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Love

You're the only thing that stinks up this board for me. Otherwise it's an A+ experience for me, each time I visit.

Loads of greatness with one smelly turd.

If this board were the 98-2000 Yankees, you'd be Chuck Knoblauch.

Please get banned.

Chuck was a Twin right?

You must be a Yankees fan.

How amusing.

Hotrod · 09-10-2004, 08:15 AM

Hunting season starts tomarrow and yes I will shot and eat that tasty ELK. MMMMMMmmmmmm

Rascal · 09-10-2004, 08:17 AM

My dad and mom went bow hunting over memorial day. My mom missed but my dad got a big one apparently. I'll have to get some when I visit them next time.

Good thing they have two freezers.

Hotrod · 09-10-2004, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rascal

My dad and mom went bow hunting over memorial day. My mom missed but my dad got a big one apparently. I'll have to get some when I visit them next time.

Good thing they have two freezers.

Bow hunting thats a tricky little sport. Myself I go blackpowerder for Elk and reg rifle for deer. Theres gonna be alot of steak eatin going on in the Hotrod house this winter.

Rascal · 09-10-2004, 08:25 AM

My dad went blackpowder for a couple of years, I went once, and we didn't really like it. For one I was a horrible shot, and two...I was a horrible shot.

I usually go rifle for deer but always go bow hunting for elk. I'm not very good with a bow but I think it is more of a challenge.

Where are you going this year?

I usually go south/north of gunnison (depending on my draw) and west of Alamosa just north of the New Mexico border. I'd tell you, but then I would be giving away my secret location and I'm taking that to my grave.

Hotrod · 09-10-2004, 08:32 AM

Ive alway wanted to try it with a bow. My Dad used to bow hunt alot. I just really dont have the time to practice enough to be comfortable with it.

I usually go East of Gunnison and sometimes up around Taylor. The deer population up here right now is going off the scales. I just hope I dont pass up small bucks and end up with nadda. The Elk population is down IMO but we usually end up with atleast a cow.

Of course the weather right this minute is looking bad. Think its gonna snow up high which sucks. I dont buy into all that tracking crap. I would rather keep my feet dry/warm but thats all part of the fun right.

fontaine · 09-10-2004, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

Totally assumptive, my cat is curled up in the comforter. So what. It's summer. There are no damn fleas here, but he has a pink collar. How Gay right?

Give me a break. I let my cat have fun. I have a damn herd of cats.

I simply saved this one because it was crying as a kitten. It's eyed were closed and on a whim I picked the little bugger up and nursed him back to health.

So just don't go there. I cured him. I neutered him when he was young so he wouldn't regret things, I took off his claws to he wouldn't ruin the furniture, and he's having fun and loves me.

And I am petting him as I type. And yes, if he want to go house jumping, out he goes.

Just like your useless repetitive takes on the Vikings, no one gives a **** about your posts regarding your fleabags.

Especially considering they're nowhere near as interesting as Japanese sniper cats.

RaiderH8r · 09-10-2004, 09:04 AM

I find Mock's cat anecdotes amusing. But to each their own.

Nuggets4 · 09-10-2004, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Love

You're the only thing that stinks up this board for me. Otherwise it's an A+ experience for me, each time I visit.

Loads of greatness with one smelly turd.

If this board were the 98-2000 Yankees, you'd be Chuck Knoblauch.

Please get banned.

Best.

Post.

Ever.

B-Love · 09-10-2004, 12:48 PM

Thanks Nuggs.

Love that Nuggets image in your sig.

With the hockey strike looming and the game becoming ever increasingly a bore, I see no better time than the present to re-jump on the Nuggets bandwagon.

I was an old school Nuggets fan from the Monty Towe and Byron Beck days, through DT, Horse, etc, until about 1990. The I lost it.

Time to reload the wagon. Can the Nuggets win 50??

B-Love · 09-10-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

B-Love was the one telling me what an animal I am for letting my cat run outside.

She/He/It is a total idiot.

Totally assumptive, my cat is curled up in the comforter. So what. It's summer. There are no damn fleas here, but he has a pink collar. How Gay right?

Give me a break. I let my cat have fun. I have a damn herd of cats.

I simply saved this one because it was crying as a kitten. It's eyed were closed and on a whim I picked the little bugger up and nursed him back to health.

So just don't go there. I cured him. I neutered him when he was young so he wouldn't regret things, I took off his claws to he wouldn't ruin the furniture, and he's having fun and loves me.

And I am petting him as I type. And yes, if he want to go house jumping, out he goes.

You have issues.

-Slap- · 09-10-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

How quaint. I know the thread will be moved. Have some levity.

Of course the thread will be moved. Moderators half your age have to babysit you and clean up after your passive aggressive bull****. What else is new?

Quote:

Why does everything out of Slappys mouth involve homesexuality? Anyone notice?

My comments towards you involve homosexuality because you're a pitiful old queen and I don't like you.

Quote:

And B-Love, I have never said word one against you.

That's a complete distortion, but you insult people so casually that you forget about it within seconds.

-Slap- · 09-10-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

I find Mock's cat anecdotes amusing. But to each their own.

I find real football topics getting pushed off the front page to feed some losers ego tiresome. I don't know why Taco doesn't just suspend Mock's ability to start threads.

Rock Chalk · 09-10-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Love

You're the only thing that stinks up this board for me. Otherwise it's an A+ experience for me, each time I visit.

Loads of greatness with one smelly turd.

If this board were the 98-2000 Yankees, you'd be Chuck Knoblauch.

Please get banned.

I love it when people complain about other posters.

Just use the ****ing ignore feature B. You wont see him ever again.

Nick C. · 09-10-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

I love it when people complain about other posters.

Just use the ****ing ignore feature B. You wont see him ever again.

yeah and let them know they are on Ignore

B-Love · 09-10-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

I love it when people complain about other posters.

Just use the ****ing ignore feature B. You wont see him ever again.

Wrong, when people quote the douchebag, you see what he writes anyway.

B-Love · 09-10-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlecRaenos

I love it when people complain about other posters.

Just use the ****ing ignore feature B. You wont see him ever again.

Also, Alec, stop trying to act so "hard" all the time. Your takes with the swearing is starting to become cliched. They look forced.

I like you man, but don't be a hypocrite. You rail on posters all the time.

Mile High Shack · 09-10-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick C.

yeah and let them know they are on Ignore

you are SERIOUSLY obsessed with me

go get me another beer, it's cold

09-10-2004, 07:38 AM	#1
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Mock is served Civil Rights Papers I expected this. PETA has filed on behalf of Beezlebub saying I have violated his civil rights. In the complaint, it's alleged that I wantonly had an old man castrate him in a depicable act of cruelty, then I had the old man take his only defense, his front claws, and ruthlessly had them torn out, totally contrary to the Geneva Convention. I don't know if I can beat this rap.

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09-10-2004, 07:42 AM	#2
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	I think you're looking for the lonely old queer forum. Two doors down on your left.

09-10-2004, 07:45 AM	#3
B-Love Ring of Famer They're killin me Whitey, they're killin me!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 4,266	You're the only thing that stinks up this board for me. Otherwise it's an A+ experience for me, each time I visit. Loads of greatness with one smelly turd. If this board were the 98-2000 Yankees, you'd be Chuck Knoblauch. Please get banned.

09-10-2004, 07:52 AM	#4
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	How quaint. I know the thread will be moved. Have some levity. Why does everything out of Slappys mouth involve homesexuality? Anyone notice? And B-Love, I have never said word one against you.

09-10-2004, 07:59 AM	#5
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I love animals. I don't put them in tanks. I don't hunt and kill them and I don't even have a Model 12 except to kill humans. I do eat fish that I catch. Tasty.

09-10-2004, 08:04 AM	#6
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	And Slappy, I want to know how you made the leap about my cat being "taken out" lilke millions of other cats into some pronouncement about my assumed homosexuality. I find that beyond homophobic, I find is some sort of weird annoucement of your own. I am talking about a cat, and you start calling me a homosexual? Dude.

09-10-2004, 08:10 AM	#7
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	B-Love was the one telling me what an animal I am for letting my cat run outside. She/He/It is a total idiot. Totally assumptive, my cat is curled up in the comforter. So what. It's summer. There are no damn fleas here, but he has a pink collar. How Gay right? Give me a break. I let my cat have fun. I have a damn herd of cats. I simply saved this one because it was crying as a kitten. It's eyed were closed and on a whim I picked the little bugger up and nursed him back to health. So just don't go there. I cured him. I neutered him when he was young so he wouldn't regret things, I took off his claws to he wouldn't ruin the furniture, and he's having fun and loves me. And I am petting him as I type. And yes, if he want to go house jumping, out he goes.

09-10-2004, 08:15 AM	#9
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Hunting season starts tomarrow and yes I will shot and eat that tasty ELK. MMMMMMmmmmmm

09-10-2004, 08:17 AM	#10
Rascal RIP Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,581 Adopt-a-Bronco: Turf	My dad and mom went bow hunting over memorial day. My mom missed but my dad got a big one apparently. I'll have to get some when I visit them next time. Good thing they have two freezers.

09-10-2004, 08:25 AM	#12
Rascal RIP Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,581 Adopt-a-Bronco: Turf	My dad went blackpowder for a couple of years, I went once, and we didn't really like it. For one I was a horrible shot, and two...I was a horrible shot. I usually go rifle for deer but always go bow hunting for elk. I'm not very good with a bow but I think it is more of a challenge. Where are you going this year? I usually go south/north of gunnison (depending on my draw) and west of Alamosa just north of the New Mexico border. I'd tell you, but then I would be giving away my secret location and I'm taking that to my grave.

09-10-2004, 08:32 AM	#13
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Ive alway wanted to try it with a bow. My Dad used to bow hunt alot. I just really dont have the time to practice enough to be comfortable with it. I usually go East of Gunnison and sometimes up around Taylor. The deer population up here right now is going off the scales. I just hope I dont pass up small bucks and end up with nadda. The Elk population is down IMO but we usually end up with atleast a cow. Of course the weather right this minute is looking bad. Think its gonna snow up high which sucks. I dont buy into all that tracking crap. I would rather keep my feet dry/warm but thats all part of the fun right.

09-10-2004, 09:04 AM	#15
RaiderH8r In The Bag Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Meth Alley Posts: 9,926 Adopt-a-Bronco: MethWolfe	I find Mock's cat anecdotes amusing. But to each their own.

09-10-2004, 12:48 PM	#17
B-Love Ring of Famer They're killin me Whitey, they're killin me!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 4,266	Thanks Nuggs. Love that Nuggets image in your sig. With the hockey strike looming and the game becoming ever increasingly a bore, I see no better time than the present to re-jump on the Nuggets bandwagon. I was an old school Nuggets fan from the Monty Towe and Byron Beck days, through DT, Horse, etc, until about 1990. The I lost it. Time to reload the wagon. Can the Nuggets win 50??