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Old 09-09-2004, 01:11 PM   #1
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:02 PM   #2
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F'ing far out. I came to read the political blather but this is by far more interesting.

I wonder if I, a 35 year old white male, husband, father of 3, with a little higher than average income can channel my "Inner Heiress". I wonder if I could succeed in such an endeavor if I started acting "entitled" so that others will "do things for me". Would I then be setting a good example for other heiresses as Ms. Hilton so emphatically states?

This is a human being so far out of touch with the realities of anyone who could be considered average... my mind is boggled.
It doesn't anger me in the least. Some people are simply born into an unimaginable life of luxury that's completely alien to all but 0.1% of all human beings who have ever existed.

Whatever. Her out of touch perspective and jaw dropping wealth doesn't hurt me. As Thomas Jefferson said, "It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg".

My only criticism of her is that she has a nasty case of book-ass. It's completely flat and shapeless. She's rich enough to get butt cheek implants and she should do so.
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:43 PM   #3
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Always tell everyone what they want to hear. Then do what you want. That way, no one ever gets mad at you. They get very confused, then blame it on themselves. If anyone confronts you, smile sweetly and act coyly. Particularly with guys. And bosses. Try not to have bosses if you can avoid them. Or have your manager deal with them.
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:59 PM   #4
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The Democrats are quickly working on a strategy to get everyone to "channel their inner heiress" so they can call them rich and tax them to death.
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Old 09-09-2004, 04:25 PM   #5
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I predict a Paris Hilton meltdown in the near future.
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