I've never been THIS drunk - The Orange Mane

PatsWin2002 · 08-30-2004, 08:42 AM

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/243/...es_home:.shtml

Police: Drunken man drives home after passenger decapitated; headless body left in truck
By Associated Press, 8/30/2004 10:47

MARIETTA, Ga. (AP) A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, leaving the headless body in his truck, police said.

A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities, said Cpl. Dana Pierce, county police spokesman.

Officers found Hutcherson asleep inside his home. He was visibly drunk and his clothes were bloody, authorities said. They later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site.

''It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you,'' Pierce said.

Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney.

Police said Hutcherson and Brohm friends since high school were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar.

winstoncup bronco · 08-30-2004, 09:37 AM

That's what friends are for!

plummerrox · 08-30-2004, 10:38 AM

how many times have we heard it... When you drink too much...someone is bound to lose their head!

Pezman · 08-30-2004, 01:09 PM

"Friends don't let friends leave their decapitated heads on the ground while drinking"

Boy, you'd think we'd have learned by now as a society that drinking always leads to our domes getting chopped off.
I don't know how many times I was forced to watch that video in Drivers Ed, "Drinking and Decapitation" rofl

Sideburn · 08-30-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pezman

"Friends don't let friends leave their decapitated heads on the ground while drinking"

Boy, you'd think we'd have learned by now as a society that drinking always leads to our domes getting chopped off.
I don't know how many times I was forced to watch that video in Drivers Ed, "Drinking and Decapitation" rofl

Har har har pez. My buddy and I got kicked out by the cop during the videos. We kept laughing and pointing out the severed body parts. Now that I look back. I was a prick. But at the time it was funny. After the class that day, I heard the cop told the rest of the class that I was the type of person that he has to scrape off the street. Anyways. I'm in Denver right now...Broomfield actually. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll be home in a day or two. I'm finding it hard to leave.

ENDelt260 · 08-31-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sideburn

I heard the cop told the rest of the class that I was the type of person that he has to scrape off the street.

What a liar. You're the type of guy the paramedic has to scrape off the street. That cop's just gonna measure how far you flew.

ZachKC · 08-31-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by plummerrox

how many times have we heard it... When you drink too much...someone is bound to lose their head!

I didn't want to laugh at it but I couldn't help myself.

Very punny.

plummerrox · 09-03-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

I didn't want to laugh at it but I couldn't help myself.

Very punny.

I hesitated writing it...

08-30-2004, 08:42 AM	#1
PatsWin2002 Giggity Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South of Boston Posts: 6,270	I've never been THIS drunk http://www.boston.com/dailynews/243/...es_home:.shtml Police: Drunken man drives home after passenger decapitated; headless body left in truck By Associated Press, 8/30/2004 10:47 MARIETTA, Ga. (AP) A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, leaving the headless body in his truck, police said. A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities, said Cpl. Dana Pierce, county police spokesman. Officers found Hutcherson asleep inside his home. He was visibly drunk and his clothes were bloody, authorities said. They later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site. ''It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you,'' Pierce said. Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney. Police said Hutcherson and Brohm friends since high school were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick. Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar.

08-30-2004, 01:09 PM	#4
Pezman Livin the dream Andy did you hear about this one? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Smoggy SoCal Posts: 9,833 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	"Friends don't let friends leave their decapitated heads on the ground while drinking" Boy, you'd think we'd have learned by now as a society that drinking always leads to our domes getting chopped off. I don't know how many times I was forced to watch that video in Drivers Ed, "Drinking and Decapitation" rofl __________________ Sitting on a beach, earning 20%

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winstoncup bronco Crew Chief Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NEW YORK CITY, USA Posts: 5,060	That's what friends are for!

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plummerrox Pro Bowler Don't gimme no jibba jabba! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the South Stands Posts: 642	how many times have we heard it... When you drink too much...someone is bound to lose their head!