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Old 08-21-2004, 05:16 AM   #1
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How long can a human being live for if their sole source of food or drink is beer? And do different beers - ale, lager, stout, mild - confer a better chance of survival?

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Beer has had a reputation since antiquity as being a staple in the diet, often called "liquid bread". In ancient Egypt, workers received beer as part of their salary, as did the ladies-in-waiting of Queen Elizabeth I of England. In 1492, one gallon of beer per day was the standard allocation for sailors in the navy of Henry VII.

This high reputation for beer came about because it was made from malted barley, which is rich in vitamins. This is still true today. A quick check using nutritional tables shows that a pint can provide more than 5 per cent of the daily recommended intake of several vitamins, such as B9, B6 and B2, although other vitamins such as A, C and D are lacking.

It is of course unethical to conduct an experiment to see whether one can live on beer alone. However, during the Seven Years War of 1756-63, John Clephane, physician to the English fleet, conducted a clinical trial. Three ships were sent from England to America. One ­ the Grampus ­ was supplied with plenty of beer, while the two control ships ­ the Daedalus and the Tortoise ­ had only the common allowance of spirits. After an unusually long voyage due to bad weather, Clephane reported that the Daedalus and Tortoise had 112 and 62 men respectively requiring hospitalisation. The Grampus, on the other hand, had only 13, arguably a clear-cut result.

Needless to say, the sailors' allowance of eight pints of beer per day is no longer within the accepted confines of current moderate alcohol consumption. One can only speculate on the state of their livers. Living on beer alone may be a fantasy for some, but it is not a good health strategy.

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I do not know how long a human could survive on beer alone, although I suspect the critical factors would be cirrhosis of the liver and vitamin deficiencies. Nonetheless, monks would be the ones to ask. Bavarian-style bock beers (or dark lagers) have been closely associated with monasteries for centuries, where they were brewed for times of fast and lent. They are commonly known as liquid breads. Possibly the most famous beer of this style is Paulaner Salvator, and at 7.5 per cent alcohol by volume it should keep your mind from food.

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I offer the following answer: I'm 39 and still alive.

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I once put myself on a beer and cabbage diet. I can vouch that I lost weight, friends and control of my lower bowel, often simultaneously.

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Old 08-22-2004, 01:40 AM   #2
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A am living off Beer and whatever Beezlebub brings as tribute, generally rodents and small rabbits. Somehow a turkey showed up the other day.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:29 AM   #3
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Ah.........Beer it does do a body good afterall.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:36 PM   #4
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If you ever get the chance... try this... You will want to live off beer forever
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Don't know what it is but my favorite cheap beer of choice is good ole classic PBR!

You guys have to check out this dudes site dedicated to 40oz bottles of beer.


http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/bruz01.html
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I can agree on the blue ribbon.... its cheap here too... good camping beer
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The limiting factor in an all beer diet would not be cirrhosis of the liver which takes years to develop.

Rather there is a phenomenon known as beer potomania. It results from intaking excess liquids without enough salts. The kidney has a maximum diluting capacity(approx 50 mOsm/L), meaning that to excrete the fluids in 2 litres of beer you would also lose 100 mOsm of salts. Beer doesn't provide enough of these salts to actually excrete the volume you ingest. This would result in fluid retention with concommitant sodium and potassium depletion. Loss of those minerals would kill you first(not sure which one would drop to the critical value first).
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The limiting factor in an all beer diet would not be cirrhosis of the liver which takes years to develop.

Rather there is a phenomenon known as beer potomania. It results from intaking excess liquids without enough salts. The kidney has a maximum diluting capacity(approx 50 mOsm/L), meaning that to excrete the fluids in 2 litres of beer you would also lose 100 mOsm of salts. Beer doesn't provide enough of these salts to actually excrete the volume you ingest. This would result in fluid retention with concommitant sodium and potassium depletion. Loss of those minerals would kill you first(not sure which one would drop to the critical value first).
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