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Old 06-25-2014, 01:18 PM   #1
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Well I'll be , what will they think of next.

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Automatic sperm extractor to be placed in hospitals. You can't make this **** up. Http://www.iflscience.com/technology...inese-hospital
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:21 PM   #2
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:22 PM   #3
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I heard Bob past on this as he told the hospital that KCStud did it for free and much faster.
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:27 PM   #4
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I heard Bob past on this as he told the hospital that KCStud did it for free and much faster.
Can kcstud adjust the temperature in his mouth because the machine can.
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:45 PM   #5
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The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go.
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:53 PM   #6
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The placement of the play button on that video helps.
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Old 06-25-2014, 01:55 PM   #7
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Waiting on the larger version to be released.........
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:12 PM   #8
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If I'd had one of these when I was thirteen, I would have never left the house.
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:18 PM   #9
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If I'd had one of these when I was thirteen, I would have never left the house.
If it could vacuum and make sandwiches I wouldn't now and I'm 40.
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:34 PM   #10
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The Chinese should focus on NOT extracting anymore sperm.
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:35 PM   #11
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Yeah, well.... I still jerk off manually...
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:46 PM   #13
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Why is that so hot.
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:54 PM   #14
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Why is that so hot.
Her new putting stance is perfect to ram it home ..... but legs aren't adjustable.
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Old 06-25-2014, 03:38 PM   #16
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Would use while watching Broncos games! Might as well combine 2 of my favorite pastimes.
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Old 06-25-2014, 04:10 PM   #17
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Waiting on the larger version to be released.........
Haha, American sized
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Would use while watching Broncos games! Might as well combine 2 of my favorite pastimes.
Its also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired, or to watch Broncos games.
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Would use while watching Broncos games! Might as well combine 2 of my favorite pastimes.
You could make a game out of it.
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Old 06-25-2014, 05:08 PM   #22
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Good Lord!! How did your mind even GO there .
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Old 06-25-2014, 05:44 PM   #23
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Would use while watching Broncos games! Might as well combine 2 of my favorite pastimes.
Let me see if I get this straight, you want to get jerked off whilst watching large men in tights jumping on each other, scoring in end zones, and tossing their balls off to wide receivers and tight ends? interesting choice, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Let me see if I get this straight, you want to get jerked off whilst watching large men in tights jumping on each other, scoring in end zones, and tossing their balls off to wide receivers and tight ends? interesting choice, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Any time is the right time for a BJ
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Any time is the right time for a BJ
It sort of appears to be more a handjob/blowjob combo. I can see it now as the perfect gift for women and men. Women can have their headaches and tell their hubby to play with his toy and he will be happy because he can get what he wants without the nagging. Now if only it made sammiches, they'd be golden.
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