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Old 06-21-2014, 08:36 PM   #1
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...have enough energy to get out of bed.


Itís not the flu. Itís a conspiracy, according to Dr. Len Horowitz. His opinion is not based on conspiracy theory but on conspiracy fact.

Over the past 10 years, Horowitz has become Americaís most controversial medical authority. A university-trained medical researcher, Horowitz, 48, charges that elements of the United States government are conspiring with major pharmaceutical companies to make large segments of the population sick.

The mainstream media is reporting that hospital emergency rooms are jammed with patients suffering from a bizarre upper respiratory infection that doesnít quite seem like a virus. They are reporting that itís a ďmysteryĒ flu and that the flu vaccines are ineffective against it.

ďThatís all hogwash, bogus nonsenseĒ, says Dr. Leonard Horowitz. ďThe fact of the matter is, we have seen this type of an epidemic since the end of 1998 and the beginning of 1999. People have been hacking and coughing with this bizarre illness that does not seem to follow any logical viral or bacterial onset and transition period.

http://worldtruth.tv/chemtrail-flu-have-you-got-it-yet/

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Old 06-21-2014, 08:38 PM   #2
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Does this ring a bell with anyone?
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I got a feeling MacGruder knows something about chem trails.
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:42 PM   #4
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When you have been on the planet as long as I have you have gained some prospective.

"Todo we are not in Kansas anymore"
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:01 PM   #5
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Wow, that's a ton of suggested things going on in that article. My brother in law is a doomsdayer and he's totally into conspiracy theories and hates Monsanto. I don't know how much of that article is true or not but the end part is good to practice. We all should detox much more often then we do. I do about every 3 years. I have friends that have NEVER done a detox in their lives. Some are my same age and look 10 years older then me, lol. I also recently watched a health documentary about the alkaline of the body and that's one thing I'm doing more now these days. It's pretty easy because I love lemonade and I love cayenne pepper. It's a natural vasodilator. A nice side affect of cayenne pepper for guys is it makes your wood like it was when you were 18. No lie, that **** is amazing.
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Where do I put the pepper Zona?
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:51 PM   #8
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You dab it on your dampened toilet paper silly.
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Old 06-21-2014, 09:57 PM   #9
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Evidently you do not remember what a blue or partly cloudy ski is supposed to look like.
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Evidently you do not remember what a blue or partly cloudy ski is supposed to look like.

I'm sorry, are you upset I am mocking yet another conspiracy theory posted on the mane?


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Old 06-21-2014, 10:07 PM   #11
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I'm sorry, are you upset I am mocking yet another conspiracy theory posted on the mane?


Define "conspiracy theory" for me.

Ya know when someones balls are slapping you in the throat you gotta realize you probably got a dick in your mouth. Just sayin.

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Old 06-21-2014, 10:10 PM   #12
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Define "conspiracy theory" for me.
Drug induced paranoia. What do I win?
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Old 06-21-2014, 10:19 PM   #13
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Ya know when someones balls are slapping you in the throat you gotta realize you probably got a dick in your mouth. Just sayin.


Oh, a gay joke. That's not new at all.

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Ya know when someones balls are slapping you in the throat you gotta realize you probably got a dick in your mouth. Just sayin.
that would have to be some low hanging balls..
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a cleaner blind fold
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oh snap

I was patting myself on the back for such a clever metaphor
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no fruit with that..
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that would be two snaps and a curl..
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...and a banana
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how did I know that was coming..
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You eat it silly. Along with 4 cloves of fresh garlic every day. Mix in some dark chocolate and pomegranate juice daily, you'll thank me later. Oh yeah, exercise. Can't leave that out.
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It all started in the PNW when my father and I observed something in the sky while driving one night...
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You eat it silly. Along with 4 cloves of fresh garlic every day. Mix in some dark chocolate and pomegranate juice daily, you'll thank me later. Oh yeah, exercise. Can't leave that out.
That sounds disgusting. What do you call that?
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Old 06-22-2014, 07:33 AM   #25
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That sounds disgusting. What do you call that?
I think he originally was talking about the Master Cleanse.

http://themastercleanse.org
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