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Old 06-09-2014, 05:20 PM   #76
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that your double stacked..
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:22 PM   #77
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:27 PM   #78
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Who thought Von Miller was the skinny, dorky looking guy in that one picture?
Seriously might be the funniest thing Ive read here.
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:39 PM   #79
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Wonder what it means being mentioned twice?
What I'd like to know is how poster knows Miss I is stacked, as far as I know my former self has only met a couple of the people on this site. though to be honest it's way nicer than what my faux ex-mormon husband wrote about me. Sigh.
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:43 PM   #80
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What I'd like to know is how poster knows Miss I is stacked, as far as I know my former self has only met a couple of the people on this site. though to be honest it's way nicer than what my faux ex-mormon husband wrote about me. Sigh.
men, resentful little grudge holders aren't they..
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:45 PM   #81
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oh girl, you just don't know. I think he resents I showed my HHs to someone else. I mean really, I don't get why he be so upset. Like he's got 36 other wives with Chris Kuper possibly consenting to be 38.

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Old 06-09-2014, 05:53 PM   #82
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What I'd like to know is how poster knows Miss I is stacked, as far as I know my former self has only met a couple of the people on this site. though to be honest it's way nicer than what my faux ex-mormon husband wrote about me. Sigh.
I assume all women here are stacked until proven otherwise. Makes talking football with them much more exciting...
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:01 PM   #83
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oh girl, you just don't know. I think he resents I showed my HHs to someone else. I mean really, I don't get why he be so upset. Like he's got 36 other wives with Chris Kuper possibly consenting to be 38.

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that sad part is not that you exposed the HHs...the sad part is that he was to retarded to realize that he should not only be happier then a kid in a candy store that he's got the ba booms at his disposal but the fact that MOST IF NOT ALL men would poop just to see HHs in person..

gotta agree with your Public Service Announcement ...especially if Liquor is involved.. LIQUOR LIES...whatcha wake up with damn sure didn't look like whatcha went to bed with...
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:03 PM   #84
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I assume all women here are stacked until proven otherwise. Makes talking football with them much more exciting...
guess that's why men love watching women run track..
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:07 PM   #85
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that sad part is not that you exposed the HHs...the sad part is that he was to retarded to realize that he should not only be happier then a kid in a candy store that he's got the ba booms at his disposal but the fact that MOST IF NOT ALL men would poop just to see HHs in person..

gotta agree with your Public Service Announcement ...especially if Liquor is involved.. LIQUOR LIES...whatcha wake up with damn sure didn't look like whatcha went to bed with...
Chrissy, I should mention that he and I are not really married. it's just a running joke on the mane. I was doing my best (though I guess not well), to tease him. He's a good friend, but I can't say I appreciate being called a drunk hanging out at pubs to meet dudes, but meh, I know K well enough to know he was teasing. I really was posting completely in jest. Sorry if I was unclear. And yes my HH are perfectly happy, but do actually have the big ass to support them unfortunately. I myself could not be stripper, except of paint I guess.
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:21 PM   #86
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guess that's why men love watching women run track..
Not me, I like the high hurdles.
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:23 PM   #87
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OK what's HH?
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:27 PM   #89
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Hunter Helmsley...must've forgot his middle initial
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:29 PM   #90
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Should have listed them all.

Or said Awesome.

Either/or.

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Old 06-09-2014, 06:33 PM   #92
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Seriously might be the funniest thing Ive read here.
I hopelessly tried to defend myself for a couple posts, then I just succumbed to it and bent over, thought about kittens and rainbows.
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:40 PM   #93
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OK what's HH?
Baja I had you pegged as I posted as refined..HH is the size of oh lets say IQ..
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Should have listed them all.

Or said Awesome.

Either/or.

You butt ****ed a guy(I assume he was straight) who picked on you in high school and called you gay, when he didn't even know you were gay. I'm gonna have to say, I haven't heard a more ironic story than that in my life.
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Not me, I like the high hurdles.
so do women.. the higher the hurdle the tighter the jump..
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You butt ****ed a guy(I assume he was straight) who picked on you in high school and called you gay, when he didn't even know you were gay. I'm gonna have to say, I haven't heard a more ironic story than that in my life.

He wasnt after.

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So is that about right?
you really like fruit don't you..you talk about it all the time..
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you really like fruit don't you..you talk about it all the time..

It's summer in Mexico, if you eat anything besides fresh fruit you burn up and die.
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