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Old 06-09-2014, 04:45 PM   #76
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oh girl, you just don't know. I think he resents I showed my HHs to someone else. I mean really, I don't get why he be so upset. Like he's got 36 other wives with Chris Kuper possibly consenting to be 38.

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Old 06-09-2014, 04:53 PM   #77
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What I'd like to know is how poster knows Miss I is stacked, as far as I know my former self has only met a couple of the people on this site. though to be honest it's way nicer than what my faux ex-mormon husband wrote about me. Sigh.
I assume all women here are stacked until proven otherwise. Makes talking football with them much more exciting...
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:07 PM   #78
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that sad part is not that you exposed the HHs...the sad part is that he was to retarded to realize that he should not only be happier then a kid in a candy store that he's got the ba booms at his disposal but the fact that MOST IF NOT ALL men would poop just to see HHs in person..

gotta agree with your Public Service Announcement ...especially if Liquor is involved.. LIQUOR LIES...whatcha wake up with damn sure didn't look like whatcha went to bed with...
Chrissy, I should mention that he and I are not really married. it's just a running joke on the mane. I was doing my best (though I guess not well), to tease him. He's a good friend, but I can't say I appreciate being called a drunk hanging out at pubs to meet dudes, but meh, I know K well enough to know he was teasing. I really was posting completely in jest. Sorry if I was unclear. And yes my HH are perfectly happy, but do actually have the big ass to support them unfortunately. I myself could not be stripper, except of paint I guess.
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:21 PM   #79
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guess that's why men love watching women run track..
Not me, I like the high hurdles.
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:23 PM   #80
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OK what's HH?
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:24 PM   #81
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OK what's HH?

She's talking about her famous Hubert Humphrey commemorative stamp, of course.




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Old 06-09-2014, 05:27 PM   #82
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OK what's HH?
Hunter Helmsley...must've forgot his middle initial
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:29 PM   #83
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OK what's HH?
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:32 PM   #84
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Likes nipple rings, wants Captain America's anus and mod were my next three choices.

Should have listed them all.

Or said Awesome.

Either/or.

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Old 06-09-2014, 05:33 PM   #85
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Seriously might be the funniest thing Ive read here.
I hopelessly tried to defend myself for a couple posts, then I just succumbed to it and bent over, thought about kittens and rainbows.
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Old 06-09-2014, 05:43 PM   #86
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Should have listed them all.

Or said Awesome.

Either/or.

You butt ****ed a guy(I assume he was straight) who picked on you in high school and called you gay, when he didn't even know you were gay. I'm gonna have to say, I haven't heard a more ironic story than that in my life.
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You butt ****ed a guy(I assume he was straight) who picked on you in high school and called you gay, when he didn't even know you were gay. I'm gonna have to say, I haven't heard a more ironic story than that in my life.

He wasnt after.

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So is that about right?
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:00 PM   #89
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you really like fruit don't you..you talk about it all the time..

It's summer in Mexico, if you eat anything besides fresh fruit you burn up and die.
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I thought honeydew was usually bigger than cantaloupe
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you really like fruit don't you..you talk about it all the time..
We're talking boobs here, I mean what else could you size them to if not fruit, not to mention fruit is good and juicy and fun to eat. Seems like a natural
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It's summer in Mexico, if you eat anything besides fresh fruit you burn up and die.
I went down there last summer, ate a lot of fish, drank a lot of tequila, and here I am, still kickin....

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I thought honeydew was usually bigger than cantaloupe
You are right I better switch them.
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So is that about right?
Close enough. My bad though -- "A" cup is larger than "AA" -- and there is such a thing as a "AAA" (otherwise known as a "training bra" and typically worn by pre-teens).
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You butt ****ed a guy(I assume he was straight) who picked on you in high school and called you gay, when he didn't even know you were gay. I'm gonna have to say, I haven't heard a more ironic story than that in my life.


What's really ironic is that he broke his glasses before he got to read this:

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Old 06-09-2014, 06:48 PM   #97
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Old 06-09-2014, 06:49 PM   #98
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awe theres my refined, friend.
Y'all need to bang and get it over with.
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good thing you didn't put numbers beside the cup sizes..32, 34,etc..that would have really added a state of confusion..
No doubt. Women's clothing sizing in general can be quite confusing -- and frustrating since sizes vary so much from one manufacturer to another.
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No doubt. Women's clothing sizing in general can be quite confusing -- and frustrating since sizes vary so much from one manufacturer to another.
Is that why you all spend so much time trying them on?
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