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Old 05-31-2014, 04:23 PM   #26
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"Somebody was biting my leg, so I pushed the head away, and it's Tyson biting my leg! I hate getting bit"

-Lennox Lewis after the melee between the Tyson/Lewis camps at a press conference
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Old 05-31-2014, 04:24 PM   #27
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No love for Yogi Berra?


"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.

"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.

"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"It gets late early out there." -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.

"Glen Cove." -- Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show.

Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi replied, "Surprise me."

"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.

"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

"90% of the putts that are short don't go in."

"I made a wrong mistake."

"Texas has a lot of electrical votes." -- During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election.

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool.

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"Yeah, but we're making great time!" -- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost."

"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."

"How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check from Jack Buck made out to "bearer."

"I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

"He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light." -- On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson.

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"I didn't really say everything I said."
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:00 PM   #29
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I've had fame,

But if god made anything better than p***Y, he's keeping it for himself."

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Old 06-01-2014, 11:31 AM   #33
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:42 AM   #34
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But if god made anything better than p***Y, he's keeping it for himself."

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Old 06-01-2014, 04:43 PM   #35
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I've had fame,

But if god made anything better than p***Y, he's keeping it for himself."

-Mike Tyson
""I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and letting you fondle my genitals, and gently caress my cheek. 'Cause if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag."

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know."

"I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? Know what I mean? I been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?"

"I never dreamed of living this long. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many beautiful women as I did"

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Old 06-01-2014, 11:16 PM   #38
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:18 PM   #39
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:37 PM   #41
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"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.



"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:49 AM   #42
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Old 06-02-2014, 09:36 AM   #43
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Old 06-02-2014, 10:18 AM   #44
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1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
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I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
If Stockton, Mullen, or Larry Bird would of said that they would of accused him of being racist.
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Old 06-02-2014, 12:01 PM   #46
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MAJOR LEAGUE......

Jake Taylor: I play for the Indians.

Chaire Holloway: Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!

Jake Taylor: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!



Harry Doyle: [Vaughn is coming out to pitch] So, here is Rick Vaughn, the one they call the "Wild Thing". So, he sets and deals.

[Vaughn throws a wild pitch]

Harry Doyle: Just a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed.

[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]

Harry Doyle: Ball 4.

[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]

Harry Doyle: Ball 8.

[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]

Harry Doyle: Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

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Old 06-02-2014, 01:04 PM   #47
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If Stockton, Mullen, or Larry Bird would of said that they would of accused him of being racist.
true, but they are able to use the term "Honkey" without fear of public uproar.
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Old 06-02-2014, 08:15 PM   #48
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true, but they are able to use the term "Honkey" without fear of public uproar.
That probably is true, but I don't think that word honestly offends any white people. Certainly doesn't bother me. Nor does the term cracker.
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1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
I actually remember that. Don't mess with he round mound of rebound.
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